Tuesday, October 26, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins says that if you don't vote you're showing contempt for the military, which gives them the right to fraternize with your daughters for 48 hours.

Monday, August 23, 2004 Hour 1: RC Collins, military cadet, says that the military will have to take over the government if a coward like Kerry gets elected. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Hour 1: Phil discusses Toronto Bluejays baseball player Carlos Delgado's statements about the Iraq War and wants to have him speak about it on the show. Hour 2: RC Collins is a military cadet who says there's no respect for people in uniform. He had tried to shove his way past to see Ashlee Simpson. Closes with flashback of 2004-07-22 (Jay Santos garage sales), Phil laughs that Jay thinks it's the "matrix of all perversion". Hour 3: Austin Amarka is a chicken farmer who abuses his flock, saying that KFC is even worse.

Monday, November 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins is a cadet who doesn't want to fight for a country that persecutes Michael Jackson. Hour 3: Bob Green says people are not thankful to supermarket owners during the Thanksgiving season, and he will not let people out of the store unless they give thanks.

Tuesday, November 4, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins defends Kobe Bryant saying that some men are driven to cheat on their wife. RC also went into a rape center to push his point. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier lost his home in a wildfire and is offended at all the help from his hypocritical neighbors, who don't go to church, who cheat in the Christmas decoration competition, and whose houses didn't get burned down. He took a tray of breakfast a lady made him and threw it in her trashcan. He says they're all liars trying to score brownie points with Jesus.

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins is a cadet who says many soldiers are cowards for complaining in the media about their lengthy deployments. he says he would make a better soldier.

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 Hour 1: Brass Villanueva is a Latino waiter who intimidates customers if they don't give good tips. He says if you want to assure good service, tip well. Callers say it's the other way around. Hour 2: RC Collins and fellow cadets are decorating theirselves with self-awarded military medals because they feel they're part of the team. They're wearing silver stars, bronze stars, and purple hearts. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, April 4, 2003 Hour 1: RC Collins calls himself a war veteran, even though he's just a military cadet watching the Iraq War in his dorm room. He refers to the academy as the sixth branch of the US military. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley complains that America's true heroes, the housewives, are ignored while soldiers like Jessica Lynch are lauded. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, February 21, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-01-29 hour three. Teaching teenage boys to be womanizers. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a wealthy restaurant owner who donated $27,000 in Girl Scout cookies for the troops but he expects special treatment for smallpox and nerve gas vaccinations. Hour 3: RC Collins is a cadet who thinks that soldiers should be allowed to quit if things get a little too hairy and they feel their lives are in imminent danger.

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins is a cadet who says there should be an Iraq War memorial which replaces the Vietnam Memorial so that we can scrub out a national embarrassment with a victorious tribute. Harvey Wireman makes RC kiss the gunner's daughter, caning him, drilling through his nuts, using a sandblaster on his gonads, and so on. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Starting the bit, Chris Norton wrote a book called Maybe Its Normal, which suggests all the sex with minors is normal. But David G Hall quickly breaks in and kills this bit. He says when your show is sucking this hard, he's gonna step in. (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about acceptable levels of terrorism.