Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson. We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC's life. Margaret Grey came back to take another run at "You Only Live Twice" with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn't get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking "Wee Willie" Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a "wog", a "chog" and a "chawog" was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn't get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.

Is the government looking to siphon our minds dry as Vernon Dozier and Jay Santos of the Third Wheel Society articulated on Wednesday night show? Tonight, the show returns with Don Berman and a young friend, Davey Cullen , a kid Don tried to help with weight loss as he dieted too for a news segment. Turned out though that Don would ride in a pace car eating Debbie Cakes and peanut butter sandwiches because he needed to keep his strength up for the 6pm news whole Davey jogged behind it, tied to it with a rope. Don also was bringing Debbie Cakes to Davey's house because he had the hots for Davey's older sister... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police came on to argue the "false-flag conspiracy theory" whereby the government fakes terrorist events to further strip rights from private citizens... When Jay butchers it up, Vernon Dozier comes on to try and save it by stating that he believes the government has put a camera in his toilet and that Janet Jackson was "locking eyes with me" while appearing on television. And other crap...

Joing the show was Vernon Dozier and Heath Billings, a law enforcement consultant, to talk about the long unsolved "Monnlight Murders" of Texarkana, Texas and Arkansas. Vernon, in attempting to reenact the crimes for accuracy, used a male student in place of females and was promptly arrested for seeming indecent behavior; to accurately reflect the position of the victims, he was sitting in the back seat of a car with the boy on his lap kissing his ear. Mr. Billings expressed his feelings that it was no surprise Dozier got popped. However as hour one went on into hour two, Mr Billings, siting in a bathtub, began playing with toy boats and plastic soldiers. This prompted a call from "Dr. Wilbur Garner" of the "East Texas Mental Ward.' Soon, as Phil and the crew would discover, there would another mental patient to deal with.