Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil Hendrie's Take On The News. Web poll result. Umpiring Little League games. Phil says many of the adults need a day job. SECOND HALF. Jim Rome Show. Phil talks about the TV shows that are on. Hour 2: Margaret Gray claims to be the first to do Labor Day barbecuing, and she tells callers that she owns the tradition and Americans need to request permission from her. Phil closes talking about the misperceptions of all the crime is in the city. Hour 3: Jim Sadler is a veterinarian who says cats are not as evolved as dogs because you can't walk them. He threw his daughter's cat out in the street where it was run over by a plumbing van. A cat wouldn't give you the sweat off its balls if you were dying of thirst. Phil closes promoting the website and a flashback of 2001-08-30 hour one.

Hour 1: Roland Schwinn proposes to raise grades by promising sex to students using surrogates and other students. Phil closes with "breaking news". airbag-related small child deaths have fallen in 2001, and Bob Bakian comments. Hour 2: David G Hall cranks Phil by saying Bob Hope died. Callers are upset. Phil closes talking about a death in the Indy 500, the website, the hilariousness of the Frank & Fritzy Show. Hour 3: Phil Hendrie's Take On The News. Phil talks about Mad Magazine and compares it to the British Viz magazine, talks to callers. SECOND HALF. Caller asks about Newport Beach. Phil talks about merchandise and marketing, an enclave of Californians in Minnesota. A caller comments about the GFI/GFCI plug reset button being in the garage.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley supports NOW's stance to protect Andrea Yates, who killed her kids in the bathtub, saying that depression justifies it. Phil closes talking about criminals that were depressed and should probably be released. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil Hendrie's Take On The News. Phil talks about never-ending home improvements and debating this with Maria. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about not being able to smoke in the house, a wasp nest. When Did It Begin To Suck. Phil talks with callers. Hour 3: Dave Oliva ((GUEST HOST)) talks about LAPD protecting and serving, and argues with callers. Show closes with flashback 2001-08-28.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about the stock market being down and how the whole thing is like an ouija board. Phil talks about Miami, Florida, and sharks. SECOND HALF. Your Ass Got Big. Flashback of Dean Wheeler. Musicians dying in air crashes. Hour 2: Bob Green wants Jews and Arabs to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior, which will make the Middle East safe so his annoying Jewish mother in law will move to Israel. Phil closes talking about the website poll, does some Talent or Crap. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil rants about an ex-convict winning the lottery and talks about the problems with Gary Condit. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Weekly Top Ten.

Hour 1: Art Griego used to scare his students by pretending the plane was going to crash, because he hates people who think they can be fliers. Phil closes with How Many Beers Will It Take. Hour 2: Colleen Kristen Brewster with Freshmen 15. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler with Parents & Athletes United is dedicated to manipulating high school coaches. He offered his wife to the coach, tried bribery to place his son as starting quarterback, and even resorted to blackmail. Phil closes ranting about homeschool and the real world.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-07-25 hour three. Madonna made him gay. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-07-13 hour two. Shark rescue was fake. Hour 3: RERUN of 2001-07-06 hour one. Drinking age.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley runs the HOA and PTO and is imposing Christian-themed PE school uniforms of a gladiator skirt and a blue Mohawk on a gold helmet. Phil closes with a short mention of the website poll that suggests racist undertones. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Afroman's Because I Got High in full, then flashback of 2001-08-22a JSA. Because I Got High again, flashback of 2001-08-06c. Because I Got High. SECOND HALF. Because I Got High. Flashback 2001-08-03a MGR. Because I Got High. Flashback 2001-07-16 hour three Hour 3: Ted Bell hates the nouveau riche, saying a man who won money in a Powerball lottery doesn't deserve to have the perks and status symbols of a rich person who earned their wealth. Phil closes talking about the Connie Chung and Gary Condit interview. Phil hates the marketing of NFL football, and says mostly farmers watch it.

Hour 1: Jay Santos says that a girl who ran away from her polygamist Morman family needs to return there and respect their rules. Phil closes talking about the website poll, the need to put tobacco companies out of business. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says Connie Chung scored the Gary Condit interview because men have a fantasy of being dominated Asian women. Phil closes a little early talking about Ben Affleck, does a flashback of 2001-08-21b VDO, says auto racing is the only sport that contributes to society. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Dodgers vs. Skanks. Phil talks about their studio using the WebSense Internet filter and how it makes it impossible for him to brainstorm. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman Weekly Top Ten.

Hour 1: Steve Bosell was at the restroom at Outback Steakhouse and a guy walked in on him and said 'who died in here'. Steve experienced PTSD. Phil closes talking about the fad of foreign names for kids, and how certain names like Ian are cherry-picked. He suggests it's not very American. Hour 2: Coach Vernon Dozier says that kids dying on high school football fields is because of a 'pussy' stamina. Phil closes discussing Sylvia, a self-professed MENSA member, who unwittingly argues with Phil's fake character and plays her in a flashback 2001-08-20 hour one Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Connie Chung's upcoming interview with Gary Condit. Phil promotes the BSP and archives. Phil performs South Of The Border Diary August 13. SECOND HALF. Phil does Larry King opening, Phil talks about news themes, bubonic plague, scary movies. Phil complains he can't get good celebrity guests to visit the studio, but Gary Oldman, Harry Shearer, and others did show.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks in depth about last week's Mexico vacation. Phil asked what the coolest scene was in Jaws. David G Hall says Phil's listeners don't fly to the tropics. SECOND HALF. David G Hall continues to say Americans are not adventurous and gets into an argument with a caller. Phil closes mentioning how him and Maria tend to make gay couples feel at ease, but in Mexico he saw a weird gay couple in Speedos. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder survived a shark attack while surfing. He says you should bleed into the water and splash around, because sharks don't like humans and the splashing doesn't look much like a sea lion. Phil closes talking about coaching hell week, parents who think schools will get kids into physical shape, female fans. Flashback of 2001-08-10 hour two Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil on bad ways to promote concepts, talks with callers, family friendly advertising. SECOND HALF. Genetically modified food, callers chat about favorite characters. Flashback of How Many Beers Would It Take.