Phil is called tonight by a listener who claims his twin brother has been arrested in Tennessee for murder. Mr. Don Parsley says that he doesn't take charity because his family has never taken charity going back many generations....BUT....if people wanted to call in and donate money for his brother's defense they should donate generously as Don wants someone like "Johnny Cochrane for my brother even though I know Johnny Cochrane is dead." Don claims his brother is innocent because his brother produced two tickets for a Nashville Predators hockey game he claims he was at the night of the murder. Problem is the tickets have a date on them that's one week after the date of the murder....and there wasn't a hockey game that night. Don wonders if his brother hallucinated being at a hockey game. He also says because he and his brother are twins they can read each others minds. And if they aren't together, they can read other peoples minds.

Its a two hour Jay Santos extravaganza as Jay and the sub-commanders head to Arizona to protect illegal immigrants from angry white women, upset that Arizona's SB 1070 has been blocked by a federal court....

On the show tonight, Father James McQuarters tells Phil that new research showing sexual attraction between relatives as fairly normal means he has to adjust how he counsels people. If a woman comes in and says she's got it bad for her nephew it isn't necessarily a sin anymore. In our second hour, Mr. James Longden of Greensboro, North Carolina is a conservative who believes that Obama is just tightening big government around the necks of average Americans. When Mr. Longden's daughter called the police to tell them her father was slapping her mother around, James felt that Big Brother was using a family member as an informant. Yes he should be arrested, says James, but he'll turn himself in...in due course. There's still a lot of weekend left.

A good night to see Phil have a meltdown on the videocast as he was screaming and yelling about phone calls, the big baby. Our first guest was none other than Bobbie Dooley talking about the death of Jack Tatum and what a great football player he was. "When Jack Tatum stepped on the field and he was at his best you knew someone was getting rolled home in an iron lung after the game." Bobbie also said that knowing a lot about football while being an attractive woman means you have to call other woman on how stupid they sound talking football and trying to keep up with her. Next up, Dean Wheeler joined the show to tell Phil that if as great a fim maker as Oliver Stone believes Hitler may have been scapegoated over the Jews and that Hugo Chavez is an amazing guy, it would be foolish of us not to at least listen to what he has to say. Oliver Stone is the greatest film maker of his generation and if he says that the Jews didn't have it near as bad as the Russians in WW2 then we at least should stop what we're doing, have a seat and see what the man has to say. Bud and Robert read him the riot act at the end of the hour. Next hour, Bud did his "Bud Dickman Nightly Report."

Our first hour saw Clara Bingham, a high school teacher at Joyful Union Congregation High, talking with Phil about the "Life Closure" classes she's teaching high scool juniors and seniors. Basically she's telling some of the kids that they can commit suicide if there's nothing else going on after graduation. Some kids go onto college and get degrees, some kids go to college and figure out what they want to do, some kids go into busines and some kids will be "flipping a square" which means they'll be flipping burgers at Wendy's or they'll be carrying people's "slop buckets." Those kids need the "SBO", the Slop Bucket Option, which is suicide. Larry Grover joined Phil mid-way through the second hour to talk about his "Fair Play For BP Committee." Larry applauds BP replacing the very English CEO, Tony Hayward, with American Bob Dudley since having to listen to Hayward's English accent during the oil leak crisis conjured images of a "redcoat taking off his wig and having his way with your brother." When Larry finds out that Dudley is Southern that creates another problem. Hearing a Southern accent may conjur images of "being a Union soldier shot dead by a guy in bare feet." Larry says that the only accent acceptable would be "a flat Illinois accent."

Margaret Grey was on to talk about cyber-bullying and the sad case of a child in New York state cyber-bullied on YouTube to the point of a nervous breakdown. Margaret says her son, Jason Jay Delomonico, was cyber-bullied by a girl at his school, "a big kid that would come at him with Cheetoh's dust on her mouth and hands." Margaret says Jason Jay "acted out by following another girl into the lavatory and watching her go to the toilet." For Margaret and she says the school, Jason's "acting out" was normal. After all, she said, this girl was "a big kid because her father, a big man, got himself a big woman and they made this big kid." Dr. Ron Tarner came on with some ridiculous idea that Fox's 411 Blog naming the top prison movies of all time encouraged prison rape and torture. Ron's group, an organization of scientists from North America calling itself 'The Sisters' was concerned about right wing views in the media. When Phil asked Ron why he named the group after the predatory homosexual prisoners in 'Shawshank Redemption' Ron said his group was predatory too but not gay. And Ron wanted Phil's audience to know that his going into a men's prison in December for non-payment of child support had nothing to do with his stand on prison movies.

Videocast Log: What a night of classic Phil on the video stream from 2004 and our brand new downloads. We aired 6 segments with  Brass Villenhueva, Bob Green, Art Griego, Doug Dannger, Vernon Dozier and Bobbi Dooley......not to mention a Larry Grover flashback where he talks about hip-hoo music not sounding right pumping out of a Lexus...

Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington was on the show to discuss a new class he is teaching at the U on the "evolution of men." See, the way the professor figures it, Mel Gibson is "free" in so much as he is able to tell a "piece of ass" like Oksana Grigoreiva to get lost. "The average man wouldn't have the guts to tell a rear end like that to hit the road. We come home to what we come home to and we'll never upgrade unless we try and better ourselves." Don thinks Gibson's outburts against Grigoreiva show men what real freedom is.... Larry Grover joined Phil in the second hour to comment on the recent GOP caucaus supporting the Tea Party and denying it is racist. Larry claims he's not racist either, he just wants to see "whites get everything blacks get. Free cars and free houses." Larry says he'd support Michelle Bachmann "if she wasn't Jewish." Even though Jews and Catholics are white they aren't "White Anglo-Saxons" and don't listen to Ray Conniff records. An example of Ray Conniffs music is included in tonight's show log so the listener can further educate his or herself.

Tonight, Father James McQuarters came to the defense of a Waterbury, Conneticut priest accused of bilking his parish out of more than a million dollars over seven years. Father Kevin Grey used the money for male escorts, designer clothing, swank hotels and expensive restaurants and when asked why by police he told them he "had it coming." Father McQuarters calimed that being a priest and hearing peoples confessions can drive a man over the edge. "One time after hearing a litany of filth and sewage for an entire morning, I went outside and told a lady dropping her kid off for school that I wanted to look up her dress. I had to unstress." Art Griego, the retired commercial pilot joined the show later to talk about what he terms the medias "over reporting of plane crashes and other aviation incidents." Earlier Phil had mentioned the story of a United flight heading from DC to LA landing in Denver because some 30 people were injured by turbulance. Art was stunned Phil would report such an inocuous incident. When people fall down because of turbulence it's because they didn't "do what the head flight attendant told them to do. Sit down, buckle up and shut up." Art says back in the day when people were knocked off balance by turbulence the pilots would say it's a "Spaz Express."

We had Colleen Cristin Brewster on the show for the first time in some ten years. She's older and dumber in this episode where her Party Circle Cruise will take overweight tweens and teens on a one week cruise between San Pedro and Catalina Island. The purpose? To teach the kids how to "Lose The Weight!", meaning puke overboard but David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil he isn't to use the word "puke." Nor is he allowed to use "vomit", "barf" or "throwing up." Turns out Colleen is paying David to be interviewed by Phil to see what kind of business his show can drum up. When she asks Phil why she isn't getting any calls he tells her it's because no one knows what it is she's talking about. She says to David "this won't do" and hangs up. Later Pastor William Rennick comments on Glenn Beck claiming to an audience this past weekend that he's going blind. Pastor Rennick says that he lost faith in God when Glenn Beck arrived on the scene but now has a renewed faith in God since hearing Beck is going blind. When a woman with sight in only one eye calls in to criticize Rennick, the pastor tells her "Here's what I think of your one good eyeball" and belches into the phone. Dick.