Special guest host tonight was Art Bell (celebrity voice impersonated) who spoke with Dr. Wizard Pink about the sinkholes and who lives in them. Also General Johnson Jameson came on the show to discuss an epidemic of "invisible children" who pinch asses and drive pool cues up your you-know-what. General Jameson was looking to use his "nobulator" to identify and isolate them. Rickart Jones, an inventor with a 'vee-HICLE' that can 'penetrate the pany-liner that separates this dimension from that one' offered a demonstration of dimension travel. Hint: Once you enter another dimension a disembodied voice says "Hi there!" Jeff Dowdder checked in from Mint Canyon as well

Steve Bosell guest hosted tonight. During the show he unburdened himself concerning Erica Dorton, the headmistress at his daughters middle school who constantly calls the Bosell house and breaths into the phone. Steve played tapes of the different "breathing calls" and even enlisted the aid of Dr. Jim Sadler who admitted at least one of the calls was him. Later Steve talked about his interest in stand-up comedy and how he works parties on weekends doing some routines. He was mistakenly booked for a kids birthday party and he nervously watched one of the five-year-old's eyeball him while slathering a roast beef sandwich with "shaved horseradish, neat." Steve concluded when he heard the kid tell the mom "I like it shaved and neat" that maybe these kids were older than they looked. He told an Obama joke though and was thrown out....Later he talked about entertaining a frat party where he told knock-knock jokes. David G. Hall checked in periodically to read Steve the riot act on how bad he was doing. "Ordinarily I wouldn't mind this but you are sounding so asinine, my girlfriend has wet two pairs of panties and we're looking for a laundromat as we speak...and I'll tell you something else. I'm not laughing!

Margaret and Phil spoke briefly with golf writer Chris Garvin on the blossoming romance between Tiger Woods and Lynnsey Vonn and how they look good together, primarily because their respective skin tones are complimentary.... Vernon Dozier and Doug Dannger discussed the new Miami Dolphin logos and color combinations being considered for the 2013 season. Vernon did not feel the Dolphins should continue to "mock the dolphin" by putting a little football helmet on its head because "dolphins will hold a grudge, don't worry about it." Larry Grover debated Phil on the gay marriage issue with Larry still convinced that legalizing gay marriage is wrong. But he was troubled by what he called his "life of sin" and wants to get right with God. That's why he revealed to Phil and the crew his "worst sin ever...."

Jeff Dowdder and Harvery Weirman had a debate about Dancing with the Stars with Jeff taking the con side but Harvey, imagining he could actually get a date with Nancy Grace, taking the pro side. Also Ted Bell and General Gaylen Shaw discussed SEALTeam 6 and the apparent discrepancy in stories concerning how the mission to kill Bin Laden was actually conducted. Ted felt the disgruntled SEALS should be reprimanded with the words "I will take a giant dump on you" and "You'll be standing tall before the man." Margaret Grey and Bobbie Dooley debated Kim Kardashian's size as her pregnancy becomes more evident with Bobbie predicting that a year from now Kardashian will be on oxygen, the size of a house with another kid on the way and Kanye will be at some club in VIP with a "thin, delicate, waif-like Asian......boy!"

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was the guest host tonight as he talked about the different procedures of the volunteer force. Major Elvis Newton made a rare appearance from a subcommander cruiser as he observed what he thought was a speeder. He and subcommander Pyvell tried to do a "frontal flare drop" but the speeder kept going around them before they could get the flares out. So on they'd go trying to get ahead of the guy. Finally it turned into a high speed chase with Major Newton and now subcommander Gleason (Pyvell had tried to strangle Newton earlier so he was ordered out of the truck) tailing the car right on its bumper. When they went around the side to get the drivers attention they found out he was a police officer. The tables were turned and Major Newton found himself being chased by the cop...

Guest host Rudy Canosa came on tonight....talking with callers about lovemaking including a guy named Paul who, along with his wife, is overweight and has wrecked a bed frame, box spring and mattress and now is considering sleeping on a cement slab. Rudy also had Margaret Grey on to sing "Guantanamera" and "The Girl From Ipanema." Frank Grey warned Rudy away from Margaret as Frank believes it was Rudy he saw clambering down from a bedroom window at the Grey mansion one night. Harvey Weirman also made an appearance as well as Larry Grover and his mother Gloria who asked Rudy's advice about Larry. She believes he is so "deep in the closet he's a hat box...."