Phil had another night working on the USA Show "Playing House", so we've got some more "Best Of" on the radio from March 16th, 2001. David G. Hall opened the show to discuss O'Hurlihey's Bar. Phil told David that he might be part Jewish. David is pissed that he would do this on St. Patty's Day. Phil wrapped up the first hour with a rant about the NCAA tournament. The second hour featured Dave Oliva, an aspiring entrepreneur. Dave was on to talk about "Sandwiches on the Go." He thinks that people who go bankrupt or have money troubles are weak of character. Doug Dannger started off the final hour to discuss the acceptance speaches at the Oscars. Doug thinks you should let the actors talk as long as they want if they win. The regular people that complain about it are simply jealous. Phil closed the show with a rant about the Oscars and Netflix.

Tonight Phil announced that on March 15, the show moves to 9am PST, 12 noon EST. It will be a 90 minute to two hour live presentation with an on-demand podcast available. Meanwhile, the occasion of a leopard loose in an Indian village had Bud calling around for an expert. He came up with a researcher, Dr. George Hevena, who studies monkeys. A new law in Arizona governing businesses and their right to deny service to gay people had a Doug Dannger revisiting the show and engaging in another round of speaking in "short hand." "I'm Doug Dang, I gay. Arizona, me gay, want lunch, no go. No love, gay food. Me go. No way. Me Doug." ??

Phil interviews ad executive Brad Rivkind on how he'd exploit openly gay football player Michael Sam. Doug Dannger also weighs in.

General Gaylen Shaw, it develops, had an intimate encounter with a young woman on the rooftop of her parents home in Palm Springs, CA before she announced she was off in the morning to join a convent. This has really hung the General up for many years and he got it off his chest with Father James McQuarters. Tonight Phil also did his semi-regular speech about "Copland" one of "the greatest movies ever" and then had to deal with Doug Danngers perfunctory, slap-dash review of the movie using "short-hand."

Dean Wheeler feels its disgusting beyond belief that a young giraffe was killed at the Copenhagen Zoo for lion food but that won't stop him from chopping down an old growth oak tree in his backyard just to watch 3 squirrels that he believes have been giving him shit fall to their deaths on the rocks below... Brad Rivkind and Doug Dannger comment on Michael Sam coming out as gay. The college football player who will soon be entering the NFL draft had Doug endorsing a hard line: Anybody asks, tell them you're gay and ask them what they want to do about it. Rivkind's advertising agency is pitching clients on the idea of following Sam around on the sidelines with a camera to see if he does anything "gay." Frank Grey debuted his new podcast "I Remember Hollywood."

Phil discussed with the panel the Sochi Olympics and the treatment of gay people there. Doug Dannger said he'd have no problem drop-kicking Putin into the Caspian Sea. Steve Bosell came on the program with two problems. The first was the stupid music that accompanies Candy Crush Saga and how it makes him look silly while he's playing the game and the second was the fact that, on occasion, Steve shits in his pants and considers it a normal occurrence. He can't understand why he's made fun of by his crews as the result....