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Bobbie started the show tonight to say that you must have Dish instead of Cable in her neighborhood. If not, then they take away your gate clicker. All this because Steve is unable to get it up because he's thinking about 15 homes without Dish. Next was "An Hour With Jay Santos". Phil took calls from real fans to talk to Jay and ask questions. RC Collins wrapped up the show to discuss kids' lack of of parental control. RC thinks that they need more guidance. "If my mom don't tell me not to, I'll body slam my 4 year old cousin."
Jay Santos opened the show tonight to discuss cities that use "spy" cams. Jay and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are taking pictures of scumbags who come out of restaurants/bars and drive, or guys sitting in front of schools in cars, and posts them as "Potential Scumbags" on his website. Phil started off the second hour with his uplifting e-mail of the week: "Increase your penis size..." He then went on a rant about how to exploit people in doing this show. And then he closed the second hour with "Now Talk to Phil." Austin Amarca joined us in the third hour to say that Madonna is cramming the gay agenda down our throats. In 1984, at age 33, Austin had two homosexual encouters after hearing "Into the Groove."
Jay Santos kicked off the show. He wanted to say something to the old people in the audience who use their RVs to go to Yellowstone, etc. Jay thinks that they should spend that gas money visiting their grandkids instead of making the young family spend money to visit them! Lloyd Bonafide joined us in the second hour to announce that he's gone completely manual in his house. He sweats his ass off and his neighbors while his neighbors are using all kinds of juice. RC Collins wrapped up the second hour with his weekly Sopranos report. Phil then went on a rant about the power outages. Steve Bosell called in during the third hour to talk about his son being bullied at school. He wants to dress his son up like a mobster so the bullies will leave him alone.
Jay Santos kicked off the show to discuss the recent cell phone driving bans. Jay stands on the side of the highway holding signs that say "Hang it up". They also monitor cell phone conversations and will break in on conversation. Margaret joined the show in the second hour. "Even with all of California's problems, don't worry about us. We are better than you. Do you have any idea how much hard work it takes to work in the entertainment industry?" Phil then did a bit about coming from the future. David G. Hall called in to rip him for doing such a dumb bit, but Phil couldn't get through it because he was laughing too hard. Phil then went on a rant about Belinda Carlisle posing for Playboy, the San Diego Sky Show, and the Mayor of York, PA, who may have given bullets to white gang members.

Ep. 73

Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are holding their annual car wash to raise money for their little operation. Much to their surprise, a local high school decided to hold a fund raising car wash on the same day... right across the street! So Jay and his cronies did the only logical thing: they shut it down with extreme prejudice.

Ep. 16

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you'll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by "Burglar," a new singular denotation of criminals that illegally gain entry to private residences. Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as "the victim." Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was "pistiol-whipped" by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels. Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson, or Haley Joel Osmont because "precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth."

Ep. 73

Tonight we had Jay Santos and General Gaylen Shaw commenting on two special forces operations over the weekend...a Delta commando raid in Libya and a SEAL Team 6 mission in Somallia. Jay claimed that SEAL communications code includes words like "tight," "loose" and "lube." Dr. Ron Tarner talked with Phil and the crew about the fossil of an ancient primate that may be the oft-spoken of missing link. An artists rendering shows the animal with a smile on its face as if, according to Dr. Tarner, its saying "when I come down out of these trees and hit the plains below there are gonna be some changes around here..."

Ep. 168

Tonight Dave Oliva and Jay Santos butcher up a report on the Thanksgiving traffic with Jay running up and down the shoulder of the freeway on his Harley stopping at his "checkpoints." Ted Bell and Bill Bruford of Bruford's Turkey Farm argued over how each was going to roll out his commercial. Meanwhile David G. Hall liked the idea of the men combining their messages since Ted's is "We want to put our meat in your mouth" and Bill's is "Our turkey's are moist, tender and willing."

Ep. 201

Jay Santos was Phil's in studio guest this evening discussing a variety of safety and law enforcement issues. Jay's inability to the pronounce the letter "L" was brought up as well his refusal to turn around and look at General Shaw who continued his habit of dropping his pants to anyone he disagrees with. He only stopped when Phil threatened to have him locked up for a 72 hour observation. Steve Bosell discussed a new clown hall of fame in Wisconsin that he supports despite the states reputation for 'producing cannibals'. He also brought up a section of the hall "honoring" unfunny clowns such as "Laugh Master" who was so horrid the father of a little girl whose birthday party he worked wanted his money back and then targeted Laugh Master for assassination. Also Harvey Weirman.....

Ep. 310

Phil started the show talking about a jaywalking incident in Austin, Texas that turned into an international incident. Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to discuss the time he was dancing in the middle of a street to the song "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells when he was struck by a car, not once but twice. Later Bobbie Dooley and husband Steve promoted their interview with the Sklar Brothers, soon to appear on the Bobbie Dooley podcast, and told Phil that they are part of the 1 percent and that all people in the top 1 percent income bracket should join together and "circle the wagons." Frank Grey was out at Pomona test driving the new Tesla and talking about the nude pictures he has of Margaret including one "where he's holding a beach ball."
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