Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you'll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by "Burglar," a new singular denotation of criminals that illegally gain entry to private residences. Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as "the victim." Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was "pistiol-whipped" by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels. Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson, or Haley Joel Osmont because "precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth."

Tonight we had Jay Santos and General Gaylen Shaw commenting on two special forces operations over the weekend...a Delta commando raid in Libya and a SEAL Team 6 mission in Somallia. Jay claimed that SEAL communications code includes words like "tight," "loose" and "lube." Dr. Ron Tarner talked with Phil and the crew about the fossil of an ancient primate that may be the oft-spoken of missing link. An artists rendering shows the animal with a smile on its face as if, according to Dr. Tarner, its saying "when I come down out of these trees and hit the plains below there are gonna be some changes around here..."

Tonight Dave Oliva and Jay Santos butcher up a report on the Thanksgiving traffic with Jay running up and down the shoulder of the freeway on his Harley stopping at his "checkpoints." Ted Bell and Bill Bruford of Bruford's Turkey Farm argued over how each was going to roll out his commercial. Meanwhile David G. Hall liked the idea of the men combining their messages since Ted's is "We want to put our meat in your mouth" and Bill's is "Our turkey's are moist, tender and willing."

Jay Santos was Phil's in studio guest this evening discussing a variety of safety and law enforcement issues. Jay's inability to the pronounce the letter "L" was brought up as well his refusal to turn around and look at General Shaw who continued his habit of dropping his pants to anyone he disagrees with. He only stopped when Phil threatened to have him locked up for a 72 hour observation. Steve Bosell discussed a new clown hall of fame in Wisconsin that he supports despite the states reputation for 'producing cannibals'. He also brought up a section of the hall "honoring" unfunny clowns such as "Laugh Master" who was so horrid the father of a little girl whose birthday party he worked wanted his money back and then targeted Laugh Master for assassination. Also Harvey Weirman.....

Phil started the show talking about a jaywalking incident in Austin, Texas that turned into an international incident. Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to discuss the time he was dancing in the middle of a street to the song "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells when he was struck by a car, not once but twice. Later Bobbie Dooley and husband Steve promoted their interview with the Sklar Brothers, soon to appear on the Bobbie Dooley podcast, and told Phil that they are part of the 1 percent and that all people in the top 1 percent income bracket should join together and "circle the wagons." Frank Grey was out at Pomona test driving the new Tesla and talking about the nude pictures he has of Margaret including one "where he's holding a beach ball."