Tonight David G. Hall and Dr. Jim Sadler try and talk Phil into exposing the intimate details of a friends tragic suicide. Phil refuses and the hour turns into a harangue by David and Sadler getting deeply offended because Phil told him he sounds "effeminate"Is Skype next? Father James McQuarters and Vernon Dozier don't even want to talk about 16 year olds overdosing on pain pills. As far as they're concerned too much time's been wasted on kids and their drug problems already. They want to talk instead about people Skyping their dogs, that is video-calling their dogs to see "how they're doing." Vernon is particularly incensed, calling dogs "the most back-stabbing species in history."

Vernon Dozier, varsity football coach and social sciences teacher at Belmar Academy discussed with Phil his showing a video tape of a tased teenager to members of his social sciences class. Mr. Dozier said he pointed out to the kids that the teenager in the video had been walking down the street naked and was told to stop by police. "No dirty punk is going to be walking down the street in front of my daughter without getting tased." Dozier put the tasing video into a loop to show the kid getting it over and over. The students laughed but Dozier also told his students that he showed them the video as a warning: If they act out that's what they get. Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined Phil from the Western Estates Homeowners Association. Bobbie told Phil she had to penalize one of the homeowners there, Karen Walton-Turnbull, 10 percent of her HOA dues because she hosted people at her home to watch the Chilean mine rescue when they should have been at Bobbie's house. "We ordered the Mexican buffet from Bristol Farm." Ms Dooley said she believes she is the "moral, informational and emotional center of the community" and if anyone's going to "host people watching Chile" it should be her.