Hour 1: RC Collins says it's going to be hard to fight for his country unless American people go out and make Star Wars Attack Of The Clones number one at the box office. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins says that we should surrender with dignity and honor to Al Qaeda as "tactical withdrawal" to survive. He says American men should be prepared to give oral sex to their new Al Qaeda overlords. He learned this in the academy course Islamic Pole Forward Slash Sloped. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Bob Green is a Middle East scholar who makes disparaging references about Persian culture (Middle East comedy). SECOND HALF. Phil talks about Afghanistan news. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins wants sex before the post-9/11 world ends. He asks women to hook a brother up. Flashback 2001-10-09 hour two. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about Afghanistan and the Taliban. Phil does Osama calling in. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Steve Bosell says tanning makes you Arabian, and is against those who are tan or are thinking about it. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 news and takes calls.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.

Hour 1: Phil talks about not having a car in high school, animals making messes in the house. MTV 20 years ago, Phil rips on the new wave genre and even worse, British techno pop. SECOND HOUR. Phil talks to callers about the radio business. Phil talks positively about Martha Quinn, a bachelor friend having Phil over on Halloween. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder proposes Jesus' DNA from the Shroud of Turin be cloned in Mexico where it's legal. Phil and Jeff wonder about him showing up at US border control. Callers say this cloning can't be done. Phil closes talking to RC Collins about what to do about getting an erection in class. Hour 3: Bob Green is upset about Maria Carey's hospitalization because he runs her fan club, and urges Phil to convince people to buy her records. Phil closes talking about a new audio archive coming for BSP holders. Flashback of 2001-07-31 hour one.

RC Collins joined us in the first hour to say that the drinking age should be lowered to 16. "We get to drive cars, why not drink?" RC thinks they should start with guys first because girls will end up with skirts over their heads. The second hour started with Bud's "Top 10". Margaret Grey then joined us. "Did you just say that you were having an affair with Julia Roberts, and that is what broke her up? You should've told me!" David G. Hall then called in to say that you can't joke about Julia Roberts. She's loved. The third hour was "You May Now Talk to Phil" time.

Bobbie started the show tonight to say that you must have Dish instead of Cable in her neighborhood. If not, then they take away your gate clicker. All this because Steve is unable to get it up because he's thinking about 15 homes without Dish. Next was "An Hour With Jay Santos". Phil took calls from real fans to talk to Jay and ask questions. RC Collins wrapped up the show to discuss kids' lack of of parental control. RC thinks that they need more guidance. "If my mom don't tell me not to, I'll body slam my 4 year old cousin."

RC Collins kicked off the show tonight to talk about boy bands. He thinks that they are the hottest thing with boys age 13-18. The harder bands got nothin' on the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, etc. Bud Dickman and David G. Hall closed out the first hour to get Phil's take on the news. Bud plays the "Snore-o-meter" which is cricket sound effects. Chris Norton joined us in the second hour to tell the audience that he's taking out ads that offer a date with Chris for Chandra Levy if she comes out of hiding. He wants to take her to the Olive Garden and Applebees, and then have some great sex. Steve Bosell closed the show with a single call from a non-fan.

RC Collins started the show to ask if Phil saw the story about the kid who stole the skull. David G. Hall then called in and said that you should treat every caller like a customer. Phil then went on a rant about how carhorns don't work. And then he took a bunch of character calls on various subjects. Lloyd and Jeff talked about army berets and navy outfits being gay. He then continued to rant about the kids making porn music sounds. Bobbie Dooley kicked off the second hour to discuss lethal injection. She thinks that it's a cruel way to kill Tim McVeigh. Knowing when you're going to die is cruel. They should just cave his head in with a paper weight when he doesn't know it's coming. Phil closed the second hour with a boxing match between Tim McVeigh and God. Vernon Dozier started the third hour talking about the Houston floods. Vernon was a fireman, so water is his ally. As a fireman, he's reluctant to do anything contrary to what the water wants to do. Phil then wrapped up the show with a rant about numbnuts on parade, and the flood when he lived in New Orleans.

The show started off with "Weakest Link" round 2, featuring Bud Dickman, Pastor Renneck, Steve Bosell, and RC Collins. Phil then ranted about his weekend activities, and what he called, "Stupid Day", on the freeway. Jeff Dowder joined us in the second hour to say that his dad is an alcoholic. At Father's Day brunch his dad got loaded and the manager tried asking them to quiet down, so his dad had to beat him up. Doug Dannger wrapped up the show to complain that people didn't listen to the critics when they said that Tomb Raider sucked. Now Doug's going to get candy and popcorn to be held up and you won't have it in the movie.