Bobbie and Steve Dooley join the show to talk about their son Seth and how he has to sleep with his mother every night because Bobbie's got the kid talked into thinking Steve abused him...and Steve goes along with it! Then Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, complained that the Orange County Courier won't let him do more Charlie Sheen reporting //

Tonight, it was Ted Bell outraged that a customer threw a plate of ice cream in his face...ice cream that Ted failed to tell her was made from human breast milk. And Doug Dannger believes that Charlie Sheen is every bit the rock star Charlie Sheen says he is          I'm hot. You're not. Oh well.

In our first hour we had Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, explaing to Phil and his listeners that Lindsay Lohan, while in trouble constantly, does qualify for special treatment because "as an actor she entertains us and does public service things and charity things and obviously someone thinks she is worth a lot of money because look at the security she had at the courthouse." When asked who was more valuable to society, a woman that checks out groceries or Lindsay Lohan, Doug said Lohan because what she pays in taxes dwarfs what the check-out lady pays. Are American parents nothing more than this? Next we had educator Don Micksa defending a Texas school district making Arabic studies mandatory for its students without first consulting the parents.  Parents should be consulted, said Don. But only after a couple of months so that the school can get the program up and running and "rooted." The parents will eventually storm the classrooms "like in Romper Stomper" turning over garbage cans and knocking down blackboards so the teachers have to be ready.

Doug Dannger, gay Man and Gay Journalist, talked to Phil about his new group 2nd Amendment Re-Think, a "confederation of writers and oth3r citizens who think we needf to holster our weapons and take a step back because it's getting kind of hairy." Doug thinks a better idea is to pay cops more money so that the next time it's choice between "some nachos and cheese at 7-11 and rolling to the scene of a bald-guy shooting the place up" they'll choose the latter. Next up Justin Macelroy, high school junior, advocated conceal and carry for high school students because he said they are the ones most at risk. Justin recounted the story of a "big kid" who had been dropped from the football team that he and his friends gave a hard time to. Somehow Justin thinks that kid bullied him so he pulled a Glock from his book bag and held it under the kids chin. Justin feels this is the best way to deal with school bullies and "adults that wanna touch us."

Doug Dannger, entertainment writer for the Orange County Courier and a self-described 'gay man and gay journalist" took himself and his 8 year old niece to see the new "Yogi Bear 3D" movie. Doug says its the worst movie he's ever seen and said he told his niece he would "rather she had never been born" than for her to see that movie. He took her 3-D glasses and threw them in the garbage. He was so bent out of shape that when he took her to a Baskin Robbins to get ice cream he announced "I'm a gay man and a gay journalist and I want two scoops of chocolate ice cream for the kid in a paper cup.....NOW!"   Unfortunate tag line on top of everything else Dr. Ron Tarner is filling in at the Cloverdale High School as a substitute teacher again. This week a student approached him with a Christmas gift, a brand new Ipad. With it came a note. "I hope you get great satisfaction from this as I hope to benefit from our relationship as well." The inference was that she expected a good grade. And she got it, an A. Dr. Tarner: "How do you flunk someone who gives you an Ipad? There's an app that reads streets sign and translates them. I'm going to Mexico this month. It's perfect!"