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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour 1Phil's Birthday is today, he talks about his office party and about his Birthday BBQ on Saturday. He also gives his yucca recipe..which he swears by. He discusses New Orleans...the rampant looting, shootings and rape. Randy comes on and asks "Do you think God is paying America back? R.C. Collins Baba Booey's Phil. Margaret Gray ask Phil if he seen George Bush playing guitar while New Orleans struggles...Margaret then sings "Back in The Saddle"...Bud gives her a fart gag. Charlie comes on and asks Phil if there will ever be Mardi Gras again? He has reservations for next year. Phil reads his e-mail and remembers people saying Johnstown Flood when he was a kid.Hour 2David Hall is on and begs Phil to stop talking about New Orleans. He believes it does not effect most of the country. Callers flood the airwaves saying that this is a National tragedy, and has great impact on the world.Hour 3Chris Norton calls in and tells Phil that he wants to fund homeless by setting them up for a dating service. Callers are angry..believe that none of the money earned would help them...Phil talks about the Anza Borega Desert and that it is a great place to drop acid. Phil plays a flashback of Rev Jim Pauly..Phil says Shirley-Beck-Vossey claims she was taken off Google.
Hour 1Brad Rifkin is on with Phil to talk about his clothing line BTK...Big Tall Kids. Callers are outraged he could even think of naming it that because of what is happening with the BTK killer. During the show Brad Rifkin throws out George Dunham's name of the Dunham and Miller show in Dallas. A caller calls in defending the Dunham and Miller show and Phil asks Harry to call George. George Dunham comes on with Phil and insanity ensues.Hour 2Phil does flashback of one of his shows while he was on in Miami called "How Wife Lose Weight". Tony Neal comes on to tell Phil he has a new reality show called...J.C. And basis his show on how Jesus would relate to us today? Callers are upset and call it Blasphemy. Phil talks about the BTK Killer and how he was sentenced.Hour 3Larry Grover is on and claims Chris Norton is sexually harassing him because he reports to work with a spring in his step. Callers believe Larry can't handle rejection, and believe he is the cause of the problem. Margaret Gray is on reporting from Crawford Texas. She has Cindy Sheehan the "Bush Protestor" on with her. Everyone is in shock and awe. Dr Jim Sadler joins Phil and tells him he wants to dig up dead bodies to preserve fossil fuels...L.A. Times reports Star Trek Fans are child molesters.
Hour 1:Margaret Gray, Jay Santos, Herb Sewell, Chris Norton, and Lloyd Bonifide join Phil in a roundtable discussion about Natalie Holloway at the Rusty Pelican. Ward R.Jameson with CLAP Radio says it's in bad taste to make fun of Natalie Holloway. Laurel and Hardy get blown up by an Al Qaeda backpack. Baseball News: 5 people stabbed to death at Dodger Stadium. Jack Brant tracking garbage that was released from a space shuttle.Hour 2:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.Hour 3:Dr.Dean Edell says picking your nose makes you look like a goober. Phil talks about his experience with valet parking at "Chapter 8" restaurant. Hal and Viola watched the webcast and were disappointed when they saw that Phil does the show. Frank Gray calls in to talk about Rafael Palmeiro testing positive for steroids, and as usual, gets his genders mixed up.
Hour One:Phil drinking Starbucks at 11:00 at night and still being able to go right to sleep.....Don Berman of Channel 19 talks about the special news segment coming up, "Public Pool or Public Indecency" about the skimpy bathing suits that the girls wear and his illicit relationship with one of them....Herb Sewell, calling in from Bishop, talks again about hosting the web cast, being a child molester and now a world class bass fisherman.....Phil talks about his hatred of Ben and Jerry.....Father James McQuarters morphs yet again into, alternately, an illiterate African-American and a pervert....Phil talks about going back to Mass...Hour Two:Bobbi Dooly talks with Phil about the latest teenage craze of "Dusting" while her husband, Steve, uses Dust Off in the background and listens to Pink Floyd....Hour Three:Jeff Dowder calls in from Mint Canyon to talk about a skunk he hit earlier in the evening....Vernon Dozier's license plate says GAYSSUK but according to him it's not homophobic....Chris Norton makes the Space Shuttle docking with the Space Station sound "sessual...."......Bud begins turning Phil's mike on and off unbeknownst to Phil.....Frank Gray, Margaret's husband talks with Phil about the news and, as usual, gets his genders confused.......
Hour 1:Chris Norton is scared he may get arrested if he daets foreign women like the Natalie Holloway case.Hour 2:Phil talks about screening the show. R.C.Collins explains how we got a signed Ashlee Simpson poster in the studio. Phil rants about profiling. The Prince of Darkness Show: Satan welcomes 4 suicide bombers from London to Hell. Bob Bakian talks about Michael J.Fox addresing the senate about stem cell research. Earl Pants Car Talk: Chinese want to buy Unical, Earl hates Chinese.Hour 3:Dr.Jim Sadler wants to have a threesome after watching Sex and the City.
Hour 1:Clara Bingham plays cow sound effects, laugh tracks and other insulting noises when overweight children come on campus in order to get them to cry to their parents about it. It's then that Clara can confront these parents who, with every plate of flapjacks they serve, say "I Hate You" to their children.Hour 2:Steve Bosell is suing Las Vegas. He says he has gone there with the sole intention of going to his hotel room, taking a shower, putting on a nice cardigan sweater and a pair of Dockers and going down stairs to the tables to play black jack and drink ice water. But no sooner does he get off the plane then the doorman at the hotel is "sending messages telepathically" telling him to go to Olympic Gardens where Steve proceeds to get drunk and drop 1500 bucks on lap dances.Hour 3:Chris Norton introduces his new service "Dream Date." If you are a high school girl who ordinarily doesn't get invited to proms, he'll be your date complete with limo, dinner and, as you exit the limo for the prom, smoke "like you're walking out of hell." Chris prices on a sliding scale. The more "challenging" the date, the more expensive. How much to date Terri Schiavo? According to Chris, "four figures."
Hour OneTed Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.Hour TwoDavid G. Hall opens the hour telling Phil that the Quizno's baby was abducted and found in a barrel....and then says he's only kidding.....Phil reads a list of new bits added to the archives....Phil reads some e-mail including one with new, funniest lines from the show....Phil wonders when the Long Beach Blues Festival is which leads to Bud saying he likes the blues even though he doesn't like "Negroes.".....Rudy Canosa calls in to say he is shamed to realize that saying La-la-la with your tongue hanging out to American women means something "filthy.".....Phil wonders how tough an assignment Aruba must be for Greta and Alan Colmes.......Hour Three:Chris Norton, a young pharmaceutical rep from Hermosa Beach, tells Phil that he and his friends are all "hot-looking, young professionals" who want to keep their beach for "hot-looking people only." It's tough, he says, "having a Mes-sican scramble and seeing some beast come down the bike path. You can't keep your eggs down."
Hour 1:Chris Norton's new company, Germaine Hair Care and Salon Products for Women is a bold new venture. He and Lance Germaine base their sales technique on Chris's innate "sess-uality" and his direct and honest approach. "Hi my name is Chris and I wanted to tell you that your face isn't really cutting it."Hour 2:Clara Bingham of Joyful Union Congregation Middle School chucks a kids cell phone out into the street when she finds out he's talking to his dad in Iraq.........Hour 3:Steve Bosell, the Corona construction contractor started taking magic lessons mail-order so he could work kids birthday parties on weekends. So he goes to these kid's parties as "Magic Steve" and does his thing but the kids tell him he sucks and would rather play in the bounce house. Steve decides to sue the mother and father that hosted one of these parties because since kids are minors "they don't have the constitutional right to free speech." And the kids exercising their free speech by walking out on his boring magic show is therefore illegal.
Hour One:Bill Duncy, a private pilot tells Phil and the listeners that the airspace over the White House should be left open to celebrities who fly private planes since "they've given us so much." They should simply have their agents send the FAA headshots and resumes so the control tower dudes know who they are.Hour Two:Chris Norton's new company, Germaine Hair Care and Salon Products for Women is a bold new venture. He and Lance Germaine base their sales technique on Chris's innate "sess-uality" and his direct and honest approach. "Hi my name is Chris and I wanted to tell you that your face isn't really cutting it."Hour Three:Phil lets everyone know he isn't retiring. He was joking about it since he thought he was going senile steeping on the gas when he thought it was the brake......... RC Collins calls and, along with Rudy, tries out his "la-la-la" technique........ Earl Pants Car Talk has Earl losing his toupee while he is driving a convertible which winds up blowing onto a cops head........ David G. Hall announces that from now on his entrance onto the show will be preceded by the Star Wars "Imperial March" music and he is to addressed as "Lord" Hall..........Phil talks about giving his youngest son a driving lesson........Phil thinks back on taking Maria out for their first date in his five-speed truck and the valet at Santa Anita not knowing how to drive it....
Hour One:Clip from Coast To Coast AM where George Noory had Phil doing a Walter Cronkite impression to mess with Richard C. Hoagland's head....Phil talked about doing pre-games for the Atlanta Falcons radio broadcasts...Florida becomes another state that will ticket creeps going slow in the fast lane...Flashback: The ever-popular "All You Can Eat Negro"....Phil orders Chinese but can't understand the guy. Bud speaks Mandarin apparently so he jumps on the line....Another edition of "Scared Straight: Starbucks!!!".....Hour Two:Herb Sewell gives everyone the willies by saying he's moved into a neighborhood to "complete vital research" on a book he is writing and he hasn't registered as a sex offender because he doesn't want "over-eager house fraus coming down to my house and throwing rocks through the windows...." David G. Hall calls from his Friday night bowling league to say he doesn't want Sewell on anymore. He tells Phil to talk more about Beckham. He's "real popular over here."......Phil teaches people how to surf the net. Just enter "gay man and a gay journalist" into any search engine.....Hour ThreeChris Norton wants to insure, through the pre-nup, that guys don't have to take a polygraph if their fiancés or wives go missing....Stephanie, Mary, and Judy tell Chris that basically what he wants is the legal guarantee of not being prosecuted if a man kills his woman....Chris responds "he may go temporarily insane when he finds out she's pregnant and leave her in a swamp under a bridge. It's a quid pro quo for promising to marrying her in the first place." He's a turd
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