Tuesday, December 28, 2004 Hour 1: Don Parsley is the guest during the first hour. He recently got the results back of his wife’s biopsy, and she does not have breast cancer. Despite the good news, Don admits that he thought his wife was a dead woman, so he went out and got himself an insurance policy; he started having an affair with a younger woman with full, healthy breasts. Now Don’s wife is going to live, but he still wants the other girl to come live at their house. Don doesn’t understand why callers are criticizing him. After all, Kobe Bryant did the same thing and he got away with it. Hour 2: Herb Sewell has a documentary coming out about Father’s Day – calling it one of the more painful American holidays. Herb contends that fathers are not seen in the same light as mothers, and the film focuses on some fathers that have been abandoned by their children. In his case, Herb has not spoken to his own children in seven years. Turns out that, during a heated argument, Herb kicked his wife out of the car while it was moving 90mph down the Grapevine, in front of his kids! He claims it was an out of body experience. Herb thinks he should be let back into his kids’ lives since it was a onetime incident, and demands he be permitted to go to his daughter’s wedding. To further prove the act wasn’t that bad, Herb then throws himself out of a moving vehicle. Hour 3: Chris Norton is on the program to discuss the news of Debra LaFave sleeping with a student. Chris’ expertise on the issue is due to him being a young and very good-looking guy who has had sex with many women. Chris feels that LaFave should not be arrested because she is attractive and it will traumatize the young boy into thinking he made a bad choice in women. Conversely, if she were typical teacher, described as middle-aged and overweight, she should be convicted. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, December 23, 2004 Hour 1: Tonight Phil hosts an all request show. This means that every bit played on the air is a repeat of some piece of crap Phil did a while back, and you, the listener, enjoyed it so much that you asked to hear it again. The first hour features clips of Lloyd Bonifide pissed off about a neighbor’s sports car, Art Griego is wasted, Jeff Dowder wants to process his “number 2,” Pastor William Rennick hunts werewolf, Vernon Dozier does it his way, and Chris Norton teaches you how to dance sexy! Hour 2: Phil’s all request show continues! Chris Norton’s sexy dance kicks off the hour, since Phil messed it up last time. Clips from hour two include Dave Oliva flaunts his El Camino, Vernon Dozier seeks the love of an 18 year old student, Vernon Dozier again with “Plane go Boom,” and Jeff Dowder explains how jack rabbits start forest fires. Then Phil plays the classic clip of the guy calling in thinking he’s ordering a pizza! Hour 3: Final hour of the all request show starts with Bob Green and cat sandwich. Other requests include Steve Bosell beating children as the result of playing Halo, Silvia vs. David G. Hall, Jay Santos pulling over cars and belt-sanding off a little paint, Jay Santos again patrolling garage sales for child predators, and finally “All you can eat Negro!” Show log by Kyle Davis.

Monday, December 13, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton thinks the courts should have talked first with the other women who didn't mind being dumped by Scott Peterson. Hour 2: Holiday cooking skit. Phil thinks about disappearing. Jim Hunt's travel show. Phil on CD printing problem, guys strutting at event, email. Gary Snail Computer Show. Phil on spam. Jim Rome Show. Hour 3: David G Hall wonders why Phil sounds so down. Senior Chat with Harvey Wireman. Phil on Motley Crue reunion. Phil on growing archive and FCC problem.

Thursday, December 9, 2004 Hour 1: Phil talks about being afraid on a ladder, hiring Christmas kids. producer tells Phil to use a laugh track. Kenny Rogers Christmas Special. Phil on X-mas decorations. Flashback Mavis on trailer trash.mp. Hour 2: Justin McElroy wants the ROTC kicked out of his high school, because he gets all the military training he could possibly need from playing Halo 2. Hour 3: Chris Norton is worried drinking eggnog might give him 'nog-lip' and make him look gay. Phil on women dancing. The Prince of Darkness. Phil on email, peppers, stupid Texan. Hal+Viola snorting tequila.mp.

Monday, December 6, 2004 Hour 1: Herb Sewell says Christmas is not good for kids. Chris Norton says don't arrest hot seductive teachers. Steve Bosell says waving sparklers makes you look like Tinkerbell. Hour 2: Rudy Canoza becomes a lecherous Latin Santa to help make the moms feel more sexual. Hour 3: Phil complains about his laryngitis. Christian. Margaret Grey sings. Ted Bell t-shirts. Phil on looking good while married, pictures, eating out with his kids, Barry Bonds, illegal drugs and fireworks.

Thursday, December 2, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton has a problem with the arrest of seductive teacher Debra LaFave because she is hot. Hour 2: Ted Bell believes that his sizable earnings excuse him from any problems with hiring illegal immigrants. Hour 3: Justin McElroy wants the Sadie Hawkins high school dance postponed due to the massive amount of pressure his mom's friends put on him.

Tuesday, August 31, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray couldn't get into the Republican convention so she sneaked in through the disabled peoples entrance. Hour 3: Chris Norton was told to take down nude pics in his cubicle, but says other office workers had pictures of spouses and that implies sexual activities.

Wednesday, July 7, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton says that pharmaceutical companies should be making an oral antibiotic for syphilis. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley is orchestrating the Summertacular fundraiser and feels threatened by a pretty woman who wants to participate.

Monday, January 26, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton will shoot your homemade porn, and he says you need to pick him, because he say if your sex tape ends up on the Internet you'll want it to look good. Phil rants on special interests, Presidents being unable to have embarrassing relatives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, October 7, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says men grope women because they're more socially advanced and this is their way of empathizing. The discussion degenerates into him using euphemisms like "putting his hands in the dirty place". Flashback of 2003-10-06b AGR. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.