On Shania Twain
Chris Norton believes Shania Twain is the hottest woman in music right now. Nice breasts, beautiful face...very, very hot lookin'. Nevermind her talent, of course.(0:23:00)
Big Sunglasses & Fright Wigs
Chris' mother assaulted him as a result of finding out that he had scratched off one of her lottery tickets, now he's charging her with assault! Don't worry, he's using the money [...]
Hermosa Beach Safety Patrol
Chris Norton, telemarketer by week, and beach safety patrol by weekend joins the program to discuss how he helps fix the bathing suits of women who have fallen asleep on the beach. [...]
Character Voice Court
Phil's characters file a class action lawsuit against their host. Featuring appearances by attorney Harvey Wireman, Larry Grover, R.C. Collins, Bobbie Dooley, Jeff Dowder, Mavis [...]
Breast Massage Technique
Chris Norton joins the program to endorse a new "sensual" method of C.P.R. he has developed that brings blood flow to the breasts. from January 2002.(0:02:34)
Gender Etiquette
Chris Norton thinks that women should start buying the guys drinks at bars. The problem is that he is "out of pocket" $150 bucks a night buying drinks for chicks that think he's [...]
Top 10 Women of the Century
Chris Norton's Top Ten Women of Century include: Daisey Fuentes, Jane Mansfield, and other women that have really "nice pairs." But he also throws in Martha Stewart and "that woman [...]
Frivolous Lawsuits
Chris Norton thinks hot chicks like Pamela Anderson shouldn't be immune from civil lawsuits. These lawsuits threaten their "hotness." from April 2000.(0:23:52)
Swank
onto an airplane, he says there's nothing wrong with it since he purchased it at the airport. Featuring a call from Ruth from Anaheim!! from February 2000.(0:30:27)
Monday, February 8, 2010
Hour 1: Raj Fajneen comes on to talk about the Superbowl. He seems to think that the New Orleans Saints won the game because the players were inspired by [...]