Operation: Clearinghouse

Jay Santos has launched an operation to try and stop women's bachelorette parties because they have greatly affected the amount of nuns there are in the world. from May 2003.(0:24:46)

Y2knightmare Preparedness Kit

In anticipation of the Y2k bug, Jay Santos is recommending you keep $200 in cash, 10 gallons of water, a generator, and night soil buckets. from KFI.(0:45:13)

Sinister Treehouse

(A very early version of) Jay Santos discusses a property dispute he had with his neighbor concerning a treehouse that overlooked his property. from KFI.(0:39:49)

Lifetrack Computer

Jay Santos discusses Lifetrack, new software that keeps track of every piece of information that goes into your computer and downloads it onto a government computer. from KFI.(0:36:43)

Spank Bank Prevention

Jay Santos is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits. from July 2005.(0:36:29)

CAP Basketball Follies

Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," a comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at California high schools. [...]

Shootin’ Off Bottle Rockets

As fires blaze in Corona, auxiliary officer Jay Santos makes no secret of that fact that he was recently disposing of fireworks he confiscated on the 4th of July... by setting them [...]

Vagina Monolougues

Jay Santos is stading in front of the Vagina Monologues in LA asking women to put Burkah on so that they can "think about what they just did."(0:16:38)


If your personalized license plates are a distraction, Citizen's Auxillary Police will flag you down! from May 2001.(0:27:40)

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