Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to shut down fundraising carwashes because the scantily clad teens look like they're soliciting. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.
Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Don Parsley survived Hurricane Charley in Florida. He wants $300K to rebuild a 3000 sq ft house and flip it. He says "I've been through hell, and people get to sit [...]
Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to force stay-at-home-moms to sign a questionnaire about how they feel lounging around at home when other women are having to work. Hour 2: Justin McElroy is [...]
Hour 1: Jay Santos is jealous about his son's inappropriate sexual relationship with his teacher. He's asking people not to talk about Mary Kay Letourneau otherwise he'll ask them to step [...]
Hour 1: Hour 1: Phil discusses Toronto Bluejays baseball player Carlos Delgado's statements about the Iraq War and wants to have him speak about it on the show. Hour 2: RC Collins is a military [...]
Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to close down garage sales because they attract psychopaths into neighborhoods. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.
Hour 1: Jay Santos orders deadbeats off the beach at Malibu because they're too close to the homes of movie stars. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.
Hour 1: Jay Santos and his marriage problems. His wife wants him to talk to her more, but Jay wants her to have a boob job. If they can meet in the middle she won't have to go to that [...]
Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jay Santos as a parent is concerned about the Iraqi abuse pictures because kids going to prom might imitate the poses and put themselves into nude dogpiles. Hour 3: [...]
Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jay Santos is stopping kids to search them in case they might be planning another Columbine shooting. Hour 3: Herb Sewell talks about how hard it is to make women [...]