Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Hour 1: Jay Santos and his marriage problems. His wife wants him to talk to her more, but Jay wants her to have a boob job. If they can meet in the middle she won't have to go to that [...]

Monday, May 10, 2004

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jay Santos as a parent is concerned about the Iraqi abuse pictures because kids going to prom might imitate the poses and put themselves into nude dogpiles. Hour 3: [...]

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jay Santos is stopping kids to search them in case they might be planning another Columbine shooting. Hour 3: Herb Sewell talks about how hard it is to make women [...]

Monday, February 16, 2004

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green encourages people to rubberneck at accident scenes because it makes them aware of the pain of life. Hour 3: Margaret Gray supports gay marriage but doesn't [...]

Friday, February 13, 2004

Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol confiscating Valentines Day items from kids because it promotes promiscuity. They take kids into a van decked out with shag carpet and mirrors. They go to the [...]

Friday, November 21, 2003

Hour 1: Jay Santos as a citizens auxiliary police will harrass people who are talking in public about Michael Jackson's guilt. He says it makes them sound like big shots who know about police [...]

Monday, October 27, 2003

Hour 1: Jay Santos and his citizen auxiliary police refused to allow people to evacuate from the wildfires with their pets. They threw the cages back into the burning houses. Hour 2: VARIETY. [...]

Monday, October 6, 2003

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Art Griego is an older man advocating for age 14 to be the age of consent. Callers say he is just trying to sleep with teenage girls. Hour 3: Jay Santos complains [...]

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Hour 1: Jay Santos and the citizens auxiliary police are speeding up cars through school zones so pervs don't get a chance to 'pull an apple from the tree'. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, August 4, 2003

Hour 1: Jay Santos of the citizens auxiliary police is heading Operation School Start, where he inspects bags of high school girls coming out of the mall to check for things like thong [...]

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