Wednesday, October 16, 2002 Show log by The Wondrous Mr. Dintino Hour 1: Doug Dannger is a gay man and gay journalist. He expands his professional horizons to include the analysis of complex military strategy. He's an entertainment writer but thinks President Bush is a simple-minded fool. Hour 2: Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police thinks that the DC police are blowing it & that the CCAP could do a better job, except that he has the flu. Hour 3: Phil invites callers to play a game called “Who’s Got The Biggest Pair” for the chance to win prizes from the webstore. Phil get's into a heated discussion with a caller about Malcolm X.

Monday, September 9, 2002 Hour 1: Steve Bosell says that 9-11 ruined the many birthdays for people born on that date, and it's Bush's obligation to acknowledge this unfortunate coincidence. Towards the end Steve says it's the day him and his wife have kinky sex and she says "put your World Trade Center up for me!" It's the only thing that makes her happy. Hour 2: Jay Santos goes to parks on 9-11 and reminds people that you don't laugh and play, and he burns the head off a doll to emphasize the grave tragedy of 9-11. Hour 3: Dave Oliva wants a special day where only people from Los Angeles get to visit the Statue of Liberty, and he wants to squirt water at the eyes with a hose to make it shed tears.

Thursday, August 22, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos is going door to door asking men over 35 years of age questions to make sure they aren't kid-killing freaks. Hour 2: VARIETY. At 14m Bobbie Dooley goes into a church hearing the organ music celebration from the Father James McQuarters bit on 2002-08-21c. Hour 3: Chris Norton wants to make a porn movie at New York City ground zero called "Nine Or Eleven, Take Your Pick, Let The Healing Begin". Actors include Tad Pole, Raymond Bone, Rick Stretch, Woody Woodlovepecker, and Bobby Balls.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching young girs how to binge and purge to prepare for the Summertacular fashion show. She knocked chocolate cake out of her daughter's hands with a rake. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police's Panty Squad wants to check to make sure women are wearing underwear. Certain women might be scaring kids.

Thursday, June 20, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Clara Bingham's niece is missing, but she's black and Clara critizes Phil for being white and says all he cares about is Elizabeth Smart. Closes with Jay Santos.

Friday, June 14, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos (starts 10 minutes in) of the Citizens Auxiliary police is outside stores checking to see if children are bastard children. He ends getting on some tangent about God being hydrogen-based and people being carbon-based. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, June 3, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos (12 minutes in) is with the Citizens Auxiliary Police and is at the mall taking peoples cell phones to see if Al Qaieda might be on the other end. He uses an annoying Fur Elise ringtone frequently. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Jay Santos is calling in bomb threats and reports of molesters to gauge how law enforcement is responding, because Bush dropped the ball. Jay refers to "Butt, Montana". Phil closes with flashback of 2002-05-16b BDO, Phil says he doesn't really like Hawaii. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover says Robert Blake killed his wife because she was nagging him for sex -- he says when she showed her breasts, he naturally shot her. After all, sex had become boring but women would rather be dead than cheated on. Hour 3: Jay Santos is inspecting kids cracks for hidden contraband drugs. He's looking for "Smack-Mules" where heroin hidden in the underwear of children.

Hour 1: Bob McGraw proposes a Playboy pictorial of the widows of 9-11 and says proceeds can go to 'children that have been beaten'. The book is called "Twin Towers Went Down, Your Tower Is Going Up". Hour 2: Jay Santos is patrolling outside stores to make sure parents are buying their kids Easter candy, not expensive Easter gifts. Jay says commercializing Easter puts pressure on poor families. Hour 3: VARIETY.