Hour 1:Restaurant owner Ted Bell says that if God's been good to you, come on over to the Bellhouse Summer Garden celebration and he will show you just how good it can really be.Hour 2:Steve Bosell asked his daughters date if he was going out with her because of her boobs. Steve also wants to sue his wife for breaching a verbal agreement that she would take some weight off after their children were born.Hour 3:Phil announced the Phil Hendrie Show will end its 16 year run after 25 more shows. Bud Dickman is reading an African studies book in case he has to go to work for Whoopi. Phil reads some e-mail and news. Phil plays a recording of the Paul McCartney / Heather Mills wedding.

Hour 1:The Phil Hendrie Show All-Request Flashback Show. Featuring such classic bits such as Steve Bosell's Lesbian Daughter, "Cat Sex" with Bobbie Dooley, Larry Grover hires a stand-in to sleep with his blind girlfriend, and Paul Lane drafts large cars.Hour 2:Steve Bosell's Rape Case, Doug Dannger: Imbedded Journalist, Ted Bell Secret Santa, Jeff Dowder: What If There Is No Concrete?, Eric Hestor "Death With Dignity"Hour 3:Vernon Dozier: Mexican Run A Man Down, RC Collins Baseball With A Wooden Leg, Bob Bakian's Unveiling of James Brown, Vernon Dozier Proposes To Student, Steve Bosell The Babbo.

Hour 1:Grocery store owner Bob Greene recently made large posters of his face with the words "Don't Even Think About It" and placed them throughout the employee areas of the store as an incentive. Several employees complained that the eyes of the poster appeared to follow them around.Hour 2:High school educator Vernon Dozier joins the program to discuss last nights Sopranos. Vernon says that the Sopranos does a disservice to Americans because it glorifies crime.Hour 3:Steve Bosell recently went to his high school reunion and was very much looking forward to reconnecting with former homecoming queen and cheerleader Sarah Teichmann. Things didn't go according to plan and now Steve wants to sue the high school AND his wife.

Hour 1:Pastor William Rennick tells Phil that a member of his congregation came to him in confidence and said that he is not in love with his wife of 35 years because he is a homosexual. The Pastor explains that in the black community, "gay don't play" and that's why he has dedided to out the man.Hour 2:Phil invites Pastor Rennick to come down to the studio and be his co-host for the evening. The PHS presents... the best of Celebrity Interviews. Phil rants about junk science. RC Collins thinks Natalie Holloway is hiding underneath Bill O'Reilly's desk. Phil talks about the Ventura County Star and reads some news stories.Hour 3:Steve Bosell is filing a lawsuit against friends and family members after a "Clue" themed murder mystery party at his house went awry.

Hour 1:Rev. Jim Polly of "Romantic Ministries" is against homosexuality and has stated that the best way to convert the homosexuals is to go right into their bedrooms. Just because a person is a sexual deviant doesn't mean they're lost and he will do anything it takes to convert them, even if it's a sex act.Hour 2:Justin McElroy is planning a student walkout at his school on March 10th... if George W. Bush does not immediately withdraw troops from Iraq then the students will strike. Justin expects 100% participation from students whether or not they believe in the cause.Hour 3:Steve Bosell is suing Herbal Essence Shampoo because he says the commercials that show a woman moaning pleasurably as she shampoos with the product send the message that women don't need men "just a locked door and en electric toothbrush."

Hour 1:Phil is joined live in studio by "Teachers" cast members Deon Richmond, Matt Winston, Kali Rocha, and Justin Bartha (via phone). Phil takes some phone calls for the cast from Frank Grey (who has gender confusion), Rudy Canosa, Chris Norton, and RC Collins.Hour 2:Beekeeper Austin Amarka is very upset that the state of California has asked him to reduce his number of hives because his one acre property isn't big enough to accommodate them. Austin warns that if the state doesn't leave him alone his bees might get loose and swarm into a middle school playground. Steve Bosell is suing his wife because he saved up $6,000 for her to get a breast job and instead she used the money to buy a tiffany necklace.Hour 3:Jim Sadler wears a leopard brief when he goes to stretching class, he says it's nothing to be scandalized about because he's in great condition.

Hour 1:Grocer Bob Greene discusses a new policy at Frazier Foods: They are asking customers who write checks to have them completely filled out before they get to the check stand.Hour 2:Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about the spring television season, she thinks Phil should use the "Teachers" publicity photos that show a bulge in his pants.Hour 3:Steve Bosell explains how he accidently straddled a girl in her sleeping bag while checking in on his daughters slumber party. Steve says he was simply trying to open up a window without waking them up and he just happened to be wearing a t-shirt with no underwear underneath.

Hour 1:Steve Bosell is suing Las Vegas. He says he has gone there with the sole intention of going to his hotel room, taking a shower, putting on a nice cardigan sweater and a pair of Dockers and going down stairs to the tables to play black jack and drink ice water. But no sooner does he get off the plane then the doorman at the hotel is "sending messages telepathically" telling him to go to Olympic Gardens where Steve proceeds to get drunk and drop 1500 bucks on lap dances.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier listened as a female student told him she and her boyfriend were experimenting sexually and that she was afraid of getting pregnant. Vernon tells Phil that "naturally I got aroused" and that she found out because "I was wearing Spandex cycling shorts" but that he wanted to help her. He advised her to try "the back door."Hour 3:Clara Bingham plays cow sound effects, laugh tracks and other insulting noises when overweight children come on campus in order to get them to cry to their parents about it. It's then that Clara can confront these parents who, with every plate of flapjacks they serve, say "I Hate You" to their children.

Hour 1:Margaret Gray saw "War of the Worlds" on PayPerView and was so outraged by Dakota Fannings performance that she couldn't focus on the film. The following night she went to a charity planning meeting and slapped a friend whose daughter had a striking resemblance to Fanning.Hour 2:Steve Bosell recently went to his high school reunion and was very much looking forward to reconnecting up with former homecoming queen and cheerleader Sarah Teichmann. Things didn't go according to plan and now Steve wants to sue the high school AND his wife.Hour 3:Darrell Webbers Blues Show kicks off with his sideman Junior T-Bone and special guest Pastor William Rennick. The whole thing comes to a crashing end when David G. Hall phones in. Frank Gray calls Phil to talk about how he is producing Julia Roberts new play on Broadway. Little Logan Benson calls to tell the audience what his grandpa has been saying lately. R.C. Collins thinks people that wear ear pieces for cell phones look like they're in the military. Phil reads some e-mail and talks about Chris Penn.