Ted Bell announces a new ad campaign: Ted’s 6 Things! He and Chef Chodillia roll it out but the ghost of ad campaigns past comes calling. Bob Green has a few in-store promotions that seem rather direct including: “You probably live in a toilet. Try Quick-Ease Paper Towels.”

Phil talks about Tuesday and running between the El Pacifico and Hollywood and Brody’s memorial. Rubbish collector Brisk Winterteen, a guy who wanted to stop General Shaw on the street and ask him a question, is interviewed. Ted Bell and Herb Sewell weigh in on the college admission scam.

It’s encore day! From March 12, 2018, following up on comments made by General Shaw during the Saturday Cinema, Don Micksa guests with the story of Frank Sinatra Jr.’s kidnapping in 1963. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police and Deane Wheeler of Wheeler Resort square off over an “insult” allegedly delivered to Jay from Deane.

Phil and the panel are back from Phil’s vacay/sick thing. Frank Grey and Margaret continue discussing this replicant Margaret that Frank takes with him on golf vacations. Steve Bosell has discovered cannabis suppositories. He keeps a supply on hand for “back pain.”

Phil checked in with the BSP’s, new and old, including friends in Belgium and New Zealand.

Phil’s “Week of Sick” continues with Mar 7, 2018... Stephen Bosell, construction contractor and self-described Christian tells Phil and the panel that as long as Trump double-rubbered his dick with porn actress Stormy Daniels and didn’t engage in anal, the evangelicals will be okay with him. Plus, Larry Grover and Pastor William Rennick.

Phil’s still sick... in so many ways...Heres Bobbie and Steve Dooley from March 6, 2017. They tell Phil the unflattering photos of Trump have to stop. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police worries about Kellyanne Conway “spreading.” And Pastor William Rennick says “Jimmy Kibble” pulled a fast one at the Oscars.

Phil’s still sick... in so many ways...Heres Bobbie and Steve Dooley from March 6, 2017. They tell Phil the unflattering photos of Trump have to stop. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police worries about Kellyanne Conway “spreading.” And Pastor William Rennick says “Jimmy Kibble” pulled a fast one at the Oscars.

Our regularly scheduled encore show is from March 5, 2015. Reverend Dave Castorini tries to rationalize the obvious fact that he’s gay by saying sex in the name of a “higher purpose” is just fine. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton have been voted out of the West Virginia state legislature, but that doesn’t stop them from bullcrapping their way onto the show.