Mavis Leonard commented on the fact that the name "Mavis" is popular again for baby girls. Mavis doesn't like it, says the name Mavis is "hellbound" and all it does is put you on a "fast track to meet the horned one." Chris Norton weighed in on Kris Humphries being sued by a Beverly Hills mens clothing store. "I don't think this clothing store knows that this guy was able to ass'ess the sess' of a pretty sessy woman... thas' ess'elent!" Then Phil and the crew talk with Frank Grey about a book Phil's reading; a narrative about the Revolutionary War by a young private named Joseph Plumb Martin. Frank, with his gender confusion, wanted to know "her opinion of General Washington. What did she think of her?" Some other messed up stuff..

Tonight Don Berman called night racing from Dickman Downs with the last race one he bet for a little crippled boy in a hospital. Guess what? Don's horse "was wiping up the rear" and Don was screaming for the animal to be shot at the end of the race... Doug Dannger joined the show to talk about "spoilers" and how sometimes the cat is let out of the bag about a particular movie. Sometimes the consequences are far reaching. In the case of "The Crying Game" letting everyone know a guy in a dress seduced an IRA member pretty much spelled the end of that organization... Karen Deaville and her family checked in to lay the praise on Phil and have her bother-in-law Jerry tell Phil about his dream of, like the kid in 'Footloose," leaving the farm and being a dancer. It was a dream that got derailed when his grandfather walked in on him in the barn practicing a step called "The New York Minute." His grandfather's last words were "you and your homosexual lifestyle" before he tripped on a spreader and layed out facedown on the barn floor dead. Jerry, not knowing the old man had expired and thinking he was fooling around, kept on dancing for another 3 minutes before he realized what had happened, the dumb ass.

Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson. We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC's life. Margaret Grey came back to take another run at "You Only Live Twice" with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn't get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking "Wee Willie" Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a "wog", a "chog" and a "chawog" was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn't get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.

"Best Of" on the radio!

Mavis Leonard was on briefly to talk about Jackie Robinson breaking the color line and how she, as a teenage girl doing laundry for a white woman in South Carolina, decided she too would officially "break the color line" at her job. When her employer looked at her as if she were crazy, Mavis put witch hazel in the woman's panties and then followed her around with a Brownie 8 movie camera filming the woman "having to reach up there and itch." Jeff Dowdder discussed the jump from 127,000 feet made last year by Felix Baumgartner and how long it took for him to reach the earth. Jeff wants to break the record by weighting down the next guy. It won't be him. He's afraid of heights. Margaret sang "You Only Live Twice" worse than Nancy Sinatra, who Margaret said sang it so bad 'future generations will never understand.' Other weirdness...

Doug Dannger, on his way to a film festival in Cambria, runs into mechanical problems with his brothers Harley and spends the hour bitching at the gas station attendant about how bad a job he's doing repairing the bike and making fun of the guys name at the same time (Ward). RC Collins, his buddy Watson and RC's dad, Chris Collins, all join Phil to discuss the progress RC is making at Bradl;ey Military Academy. Unfortunately, RC's dad is scoping out underage girls as they're walking by. Meantime, Watson keeps talking about wanting to "rip off Michael Meyers head and crap down his neck." Dean Wheeler is getting more and more jealous and crazy over his wife Emerelda and her new singing career. Dean is also micro-managing her singing style and his particularly offended by her "fondling the mic stand as if to say 'I wish I had one this long.'

Bobbie Dooley guest hosted. She discussed her cat being sat on by a "cat sitter." Bobbie also debated a caller concerning Western Estates rules that prohibit big noses but allow magazines like "Swank" and "High Society" at the pool.