Tonight it was Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, advocating "gay bunkers" in the event of social collapse and chaos. In these, gay men and lesbians would live to insure their survival. What about progeny (children)? Doug said that the gay men would have to "explain to the lesbians where their duty lie." Vernon Dozier, while leading a summer school class in stretching exercises, saw one of his testicles fall out of his "short." (Since they are a "pair of shorts" then one leg of them would be a "short") One of the giorls in class saw this and told her parents. Now Vernon is forced to correct the situation. One solution was a series of alarms: a dive alarm, a gong and a horn playing wa-wa-wa.

Dr. Ron Tarner tells Phil of the "heartbreak of Ancestry.com" When investigating family ancestry with his son Josh, Ron found that "a branch of the family dips down to the Everglades in Florida and that means they might have been thieves and murderers and violated dress codes." Another branch, said Dr. Tarner, headed toward New Jersey where "a mixed race of people lived, part white, part black, part German, all bad." Next hour Don Berman of Channel 19 News talked with Phil about his plans to go to New York this weekend and marry a gay man, even though he, Don, is straight. "It's in solidarity," says Don. Even if there were no gay men to get married, two straight guys should marry to show they support gay marriage. Don even got tired of being hounded by his intended and one night said "To hell with it" before yanking down his pants and settling in with a drink.

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Jim Nancy from FACT (Free American Communication and Telecommunication) came on to talk about Rupert Murdoch and how it's very likely Murdoch is doing in America what he did in the UK, that is phone hacking. Jim suspects Murdoch sent around to Jim's apartment a screaming 12 year old boy who was loud enough to disrupt Jim's interviews of "victims of police violence." He said he told the kid to get lost and the kid "gave me the fingah'." Steve Bosell has that problem again: Not knowing there's something really wrong with him. Steve says his daughter received a new toy, the "Breast Milk Baby," a doll that teaches girls how to breast feed. Steve said that because of adult films featuring lactating women it's natural for any men to associate sex with breast feeding. And that's why Steve "popped one" when he saw his daughter using the "Breast Milk Baby" toy.

Harvery Weirman talked about Michelle and Marcus Bachmann and how Michelle Bachmann's migraines are more than likely caused by Marcus Bachmann not being able to tell her he loves her unless he has something in his mouth. Later Lloyd Bonafide called from a loud, noisy arcade to tell Phil he had a migraine headache, just like Michelle Bachmann gets, but he isn't letting it keep him from showing he can put up with the "living hell that surrounds me."

Girls Softball cooach Vernon Dozier explained why the cup-check he does on members of his team is not sexually harrassing...."I just push my hand down the front of their trousers and run my finger along the outside of the cup..." Then Art Griego talks Phil into letting him do a review of the financials for the opening weekend of the latest Harry Potter movie. Even though Art doesn't understand why money has less value over time and that there is no such thing as "2.17.5 billion dollars" Phil lets him come on the show and "explain" things. Added Bonus: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Womans Chest, String of Pearls" was a porn movie released at the same time "Dead Mans Chest" was.

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Well, we had high hopes for tonight given last nights great effort but one blast of the David G. Hall voice and Phil's voice was wrecked. Brad Rivkind joined Phil to promote a children's bookstore in Las Vegas...a children's bookstore with a very adult section! Back tomorrow and by God it will be better....In the meantime check out the archives, the video archives, our daily podcast, our classic podcasts and more....and make sure you visit the shop too for our legacy cd's, T-shirts, shot glasses, coffee mugs and ball caps...

Chris Norton of Norton 'Splodes Adult Entertainment joined Phil for a frank discussion of just how much money Chris' company has offered Casey Anthony for a "gonzo shoot." Chris said that while he can't pay her a lot of money she would have the confidence of knowing he is starring in it with her, shooting it, directing it, producing it and he owns the company. "Everything to soup to nuts..." Harvey Weirman, attorney at law, broke down the Casey Anthony jury's performance for Phil and analyzed the lawyers. Mr. Werman was particularly critical of Jose Baez's team calling it "a menagarie of freaks" from Dorothy Sims and "her Bozo hair" to Anne Frinell whom Harvey referred to as "It's Pat" to Cheney Mason, a guy Harvey said was "such a big liar I don't even think that's his real name."