Tonight, it was Herb Sewell on the show, a man who spent 8 years in the forensic hospital at Atascadero for a variety of crimes against woman and children. Mr Sewell, who is now in a half-way house, was asked by Phil to comment on a provision of Jessica's Law being struck down, that is the provision stating a convicted predator must stay 2,000 feet away from any private or public school and parks. Herb applauded the ruling saying that now he and other members of the "SOL" (Sexual Offenders League-they have a barbecue twice a year)) would be able to find a place to live. Better, said Herb, to make it illegal for any adult "to bring their child, all dressed up in a ballerina costume, anywhere near me." Next hour we were joined by Dr. Ron Tarner who was impressed by the number of hits a woman's blog got when she wrote about dressing her son like Daphne from "Scooby-Doo" for a school Halloween party. Dr. Tarner decidecd he'd dress his son up like a female for school and see if that helped his boring blog get hits, a blog that doesn't do in a year the traffic this woman's does in a day. Ron's son cried and asked why he had to wear a dress but Ron told Phil "it teaches my son that he can give me back something instead of me giving him stuff. The child support I pay alone is a crime against nature." Ron said his son's experience wasn't all that unique. Ron had a childhood friend named Jim Tanny. Everyone used to think he was related to Vic Tanny, the gym owner. "Imagine how embarrassing that was"

Tonight, construction contractor Steven Bosell told Phil and his audience that the story of a baby being saved after falling from a seventh floor window in Paris was the cause of great humilation for him. He was playing with his niece when he dropped the child, not seriously, but enough for his wife April to read aloud to him the story of the baby in Paris. Steve put that together with what he saw as a "signal" from  mother to baby for the baby to start crying plus Steve's wife eating Butterfingers and Steve decided he was being "slandered and made to look like a fool." Marylyn Donnelly from the Sunshine State Tea Party was Phil's guest the following hour. Ms. Donnelly took the Tea Party's great victory's Tuesday night in national elecrtions as occasion to herald a new view of American history. From now on, said Marylyn, it would be "Our Founding Fathers and Founding Mothers." Even without historical evidence women were at the signing of the Declaration of Independence Marylyn wants to assume they were. "There had to be a woman within a few city blocks of the siging. She could have just as easily slipped in and signed." And, accoring to Marylyn the same was probably true of LGBT people. "You don't think it was likely some queer was serving up the ale?"

Tonight, leading the first hour off was German writer Shoel Heller who was perplexed by Americans and their going back and forth come election time. "First you like Obama, then you don't, then you do, then you don't. " At this rate, said Mr. Heller, with Germany looking to America for its example, "we might as well go back to National Socialism. Good strong leadership and we're not flip-flopping every two years." Later came Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay and his "sub-commanders" were at polling places today looking at the way people are dressed. "Some of these people were not dressed appropriately. One guy had a pic in his hair and another guy had on swim trunks. I saw another woman wearing a Van de Kamps waitress uniform." Jay said he and his men were sending people home to get into suits and formal head wear until the LA County Sherrif showed up and "made us sit on the curb all lined up like bitches" so that people driving by made fun of them in their bermuda shorts and pith helmets.

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Robert Green, otherwise known as Bob, the CEO of Frazier Foods joined Phil to talk with him about Prop 19, an initiative on the California ballot to legalize marijuana in the state. Bob believes the legalization of marijuana will be good for his grocery business because when people smoke weed they get hungry. Bob told this to his employees and told them that he wanted them to vote for it as well. When challenged over the fact that employees who said they wouldn't vote for it no longer worked there, Green said he'd always thought they went off to "work in a religious mission or join a church since they were morally opposed."He couldn't recall firing them outright. Next hour it was our friend Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills. Ted was happy that President Obama was able to stop the terror threat posed to the country Friday by bombs place aboard aircraft bound for the United States. But, he said, he was a little sad that maybe just one of those planes didn't turn into "a fireball on the horizon. I'm just saying one...and only one fuselage floating in the Atlantic" might have given the Senate and the House back to the Republicans this Tuesday because Republicans rank high on security issues. Oh well, sighed Ted. You can dream can't you?

Tonight we opened with Doug Dannger, Orange County Courier reporter and "gay man and gay journalist." He talked with Phil about the passing of actor James McArthur and the "racism of Hawaii Five-O." As Doug sees it, because the primary Asian group in Hawaii is (or was) Japanese there should have been Japanese actors and Japanese characters on the show, not Chinese as was the case with Kam Fong playing Chin-Ho. The same is true of the current Hawaii Five-O with Koreans playing Polynesians. Doug said the whole audience is complicit in this racism. "This is the same as the entire cast of the Cosbys being replaced with coal-black Cubans and nobody saying anything!" Doug said the reason why people weren't calling right away is because he smoked TV viewers racism out and they were hiding. Father James McQuarters of Belmar Academy joined Phil to get it said about the Maura Kelly column on "gross fat people kissing" on TV and the reaction it created on the set of TV's Mike and Molly and across the country. "Of course it makes us sick to look at fat people kissing....but you don't come out and say it!" Father McQuarters said they hang a sheet in the school gym behind which fat kids can go and dance and hug and do it away from the view of other people. He even works fat kids out by having them do deep knee bends "holding a crucifix, hewn from heavy wood, across their shoulders. It reminds them of what I go through trying to get the fat off their asses. Frankly it also reminds me of what I go through."

Tonight Larry Grover, running for state assembly in California, talked with Phil about his opponent in the campaign, warner Nolan. Grover freely admitted he "couldn't make the words come out of his motuh right" when it came to the issues, not even knowing what a "bond issue was" or an "assessment." But he felt he could focus attention on Mr. Nolans personal proclivities. The fact that he watched Glee with his kids, listned to Justin Bieber music and enjoyed "The Suite Life of Zach and Cody" made Mr. Nolan a possible pedophile. Not to mention him enjoying the Rocky Horror Picture show with it's "men in women's underwear." 17 year old high school student Justin McCelroy came on the program claiming he's known he is gay since kindergarten and that the bullying has gotten out of hand. Mr. McCelroy wants permission to home school himself and even give himself tests 'rather than go back to that school and be terrorized." The fact he was seen making out with a young lady in the back row at "The Social Network" and that his best friends are the guys he said were bullying him certainly didn't add up to his being gay. But hey, why would would he lie about that other than to take the rest of the school year off, giving himself an occasional test.

In our first hour, Margaret Grey and Phil discussed an news item about a four year old boy who unwittingly shot his mother with a 12 gauge firing birdshot. The woman was okay but Margaret said the incident may not have been all that innocent. With millions of years of DNA and hormonal change working inside of them, a women's sons are  potential animals. Margaret never goes anywhere with Jason Jay Delmonico unless she's carrying mace or pepper spray and she damn sure never dresses provocatively! Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center joined the program to talk about a federal court of appeals striking down an Arizona law requiring proof of citizenship from people before they can vote. Bravo, says Dean. Illegal immigrants are needed to vote since the legal American citizen is turning the country to warm crap with his vote. Yes, Dean says, he voted for Obama. But he made a mistake. He needs illegals to vote to balance out the lousy vote he's sure to cast next time as well.

Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about his strong belief in family during these trying times. That's why any woman with a stroller containing more than one kid is not allowed in the store until she ties the kids up to a "colorful hitching post" outside. Mr. Green believes that a woman with lots of kids in a stroller is looking to lure a man in with her helpless and overburdened "act." It happened to him with a girl named Ashley. "I'd rather leave a kid of 6 months home a lone for an hour than risk a half a million in cash because that's what she cost me." We welcomed Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates Homeowners Association on the program to talk about Facebok. Ms. Dooley's sons Seth and Dylan and her husband Steve appeared in a photo on Seth's Facebook page. In it Seth and Dylan were laughing at a girl seemingly tied up nude on a bed and Steve was grinning at the camera with a beer. "It was a satire for 'Be Funny Or Die,'" said Bobbie. "The girl was supposed to be Rosilyn Carter." Bobbie says she isn't the kind of woman that would approve that kind of thing. "I'm well dressed, I have a large home, I own an Escalade, I'm a great interior decorator. Do I look like the type that thinks its funny to see her husband on Facebook in a jockstrap?"