Justin McElroy is a high school student who worked as a theme park character at a prominent California amusement park this summer. His costume, that of a pirate, included tights. As he wasn't wearing any support when he spotted a young woman he liked he got aroused. In order to hide it, when asked to take a group photo with the family, he got too close to the back side of the girls mother and pressed himself into her. She complained to the park and Justin was charged with sexual harrassment and battery. He and four other employees sued the park saying, among other things, that it's impossible for a "ficticious character like a pirate or an octupus to sexually harrass a woman because they don't exist." Larry Grover was with Phil the next hour commenting on Harry Reid's assertion that it doesn't make sense for Hispanics to be Republicans. Larry is a very right wing conservative who prefers to sit next to white people "at ball games." However he said that one thing Republicans had plenty of were hispanics and one thing they needed more of were black members. So even though he likes his racial balance around four white guys to every one black ("like at a lunch counter") he knows conservatives need to field more black candidates.

Tonight on the show Bobbie and Steve Dooley join Phil to encourage support for the new Muslim mosque at Ground Zero in New York. Yes, Ms. Dooley did write a letter to a Muslim groups attorney discouraging them from opening a similar mosque near Western Estates. But that was only because she feared boys from her sons class would deface it with drawings of swastikas and penises, like they did to a Catholic church last year. Boys will be boys. Later, it's Doug Dannger on eliminating the word "marriage" and replacing it with "civil union." Yes, says Doug, it took gay people to bring clarity to this debate. It's about a strictly legal business arrangement and "civil union" describes it much better than "marriage." The word 'marriage" only gets peoples hopes up and then they wind up killing each other and leaving body parts in suitcases spread all over town

Dr. Ron Tarner noticed an article about Stephen Hawking and a conference he addressed over the weekend. It was Dr. Tarner's opinion, expressed in the first hour, that we celebrate Hawking and people like him (Larry Flynt, Helen Keller) because they are disabled. "If Hawking hadn't upgraded his wheelchair with lots of bells and lights, he wouldn't be any more significant than Bill Nye or Mr. Wizard." Later on it's Art Griego defending flight attendants. A story in the news described a flight attendant for Jet Blue flipping his lid and yelling obscenities at a rude customer. Art says the abuse flight attendants are taking is getting worse and the "Big RF is coming...that's when a flight attendant will wait for a particularly bumpy ride and then get on the PA and "tell everyone to prepare to crash....as a joke."

"Best Of" on the Radio... Videocast Log: David G. Hall wants Phil to get onboard with the rest of Hollywood supporting John Kerry Then, it's Teen Suicide! Art Griego talks about how dumb one particular kid was hanging himself from a rotting beam in the garage. Bloody thing broke! Plus Dean Wheeler says what America needs is more "Loveliness"

Tonight on the viedeo feed, we featured Roland Schwinn advocating for the organization "Fat Pride." Also joining us was Steve Bosell who mistakenly sucked a penis-shaped popscicle he found in the freezer. Then RC Collins came on for a Classic called "New Youth Nation" where he proclaimed himself a leader of youth. Pastor William Rennick uses the money he collected for trapped miners to instead buy a 7 jet spa for his home. And Dave Oliva tells people at a restaurant to stack their dishes so the bus boys don;t have to work extra.

Tonight, Margaret Grey unveils the column she is working on for this weekend, a column about Harley-Davidson and the fact it's leaving Milwaukee for parts unknown. Margaret says good riddance since Harley's corporate logo is associated with one-percenters, white trash and assorted outlaws. She tells Phil every woman seeing a Harley go by instinctively clenches her thighs together. Margaret saw a Harley once and began to GPS all the alleys and wharehouses in the area in case she was dragged there and assaulted and needeed to find the quickets route of escape. Margaret also mentioned her concern for the influence the bad-boy image of Harley has on young children. She claims to have seen her son, Jason Jay Delmonico, watch a bunch of Harleys go by one day and then turn to look at her. "He looked me up and down like I was Miss January...his own mother!"

Reverand David Casanova of David Casanova Ministries joined us to discuss his radical counseling method for women pregnant as the result of rape or incest. It's called ETL or Extended Trauma Language. Reverand Casanova knows that women who give birth to babies born of such circumstance have a great deal of anger. He tells them that expressing their hostility while not acting on it is healthy. Once the child is born look at it and say "I want to drown you in a tub" or I hope your get drafted and die in a war." Of course, the woman won't mean it and the kid will be happy to turn 18 and get away from her so everyone's a winner. Steven Bosell of Corona, California was on the show to discuss a recent citation he recieved for child endangerment. He and his wife went into a store to buy strawberries while his 2 year old niece was in a hot car, windows rolled up on a 98 degree day. When Steve and his wife came out of the store there was a crowd of people and a cop that had the car slim-jimmed open. Steve wants the charge dismissed. His neice is part Indian, says Steve, so she can take the heat. And she was rehydrated with water and a kool pop. But as for Steve? "Who gives a kool pop to my reputation?" he asks....

The economy may be showing some signs of rebounding but that doesn't mean people haven't been forced to take some drastic measures in their personal lives. Take "Jack" for instance. He came on the show tonight using only his first name because of his unusual "entrepreneurial" choice. After seeing his business as a political pollster and writer go in the tank he sat his wife and daughter down and asked them what they thought about working in a "family-owned" escort service....with them being the escorts. "Jack" says that as a result of this business choice, they saved their home, saved the tuition for his daughters school, was able to buy a catamaran, get Netflix and an Xbox for his son and maintain his membership in a country club. True, his daughter has hepatitus and he was forced to slap the daughter and wife around for refusing to work one night. But he bought the daughter a new yellow Corvette. When Phil cracks that yellow will match the color of the girls skin, "Jack" puts the phone down and begins to, mockingly, applaud and laugh as in "Oh my God, aren't you funny!" Later on in the show Phil announces that 54% of people voting thought "Shit My Dad Says" will be a hit while 46% thought it would stink it out. Then Bud confused Green Berets with Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Phil is called tonight by a listener who claims his twin brother has been arrested in Tennessee for murder. Mr. Don Parsley says that he doesn't take charity because his family has never taken charity going back many generations....BUT....if people wanted to call in and donate money for his brother's defense they should donate generously as Don wants someone like "Johnny Cochrane for my brother even though I know Johnny Cochrane is dead." Don claims his brother is innocent because his brother produced two tickets for a Nashville Predators hockey game he claims he was at the night of the murder. Problem is the tickets have a date on them that's one week after the date of the murder....and there wasn't a hockey game that night. Don wonders if his brother hallucinated being at a hockey game. He also says because he and his brother are twins they can read each others minds. And if they aren't together, they can read other peoples minds.

Its a two hour Jay Santos extravaganza as Jay and the sub-commanders head to Arizona to protect illegal immigrants from angry white women, upset that Arizona's SB 1070 has been blocked by a federal court....