Hour 1Phil's Birthday is today, he talks about his office party and about his Birthday BBQ on Saturday. He also gives his yucca recipe..which he swears by. He discusses New Orleans...the rampant looting, shootings and rape. Randy comes on and asks "Do you think God is paying America back? R.C. Collins Baba Booey's Phil. Margaret Gray ask Phil if he seen George Bush playing guitar while New Orleans struggles...Margaret then sings "Back in The Saddle"...Bud gives her a fart gag. Charlie comes on and asks Phil if there will ever be Mardi Gras again? He has reservations for next year. Phil reads his e-mail and remembers people saying Johnstown Flood when he was a kid.Hour 2David Hall is on and begs Phil to stop talking about New Orleans. He believes it does not effect most of the country. Callers flood the airwaves saying that this is a National tragedy, and has great impact on the world.Hour 3Chris Norton calls in and tells Phil that he wants to fund homeless by setting them up for a dating service. Callers are angry..believe that none of the money earned would help them...Phil talks about the Anza Borega Desert and that it is a great place to drop acid. Phil plays a flashback of Rev Jim Pauly..Phil says Shirley-Beck-Vossey claims she was taken off Google.

Hour 1:Margaret Gray says Chimpanzees she says "chimponzies". Phil discusses the fact that Louisiana State University will not let the The New Orleans Saints use their stadium...Phil believes the Saints should play in Los Angeles. Phil plays a listener flashback called Mud out your ass from the Best Of 2003 C.D. R.C. Collins and Lloyd Bonafide are in studio to debate. Lloyd is pissed because R.C. grabbed the back-end of of Lloyd's R.V. Phil talks about the looting in New Orleans. R.C. and Lloyd are at the Palos Verde Bluff playing chicken. A caller calls the show and is pissed because Phil is not caring for New Orleans victims...Phil says that looter's in New Orleans have guns.Hour 2:Bob Greene who owns "Bob's Novelties" says his store has been greatly affected by Hurricane Katrina...Callers are so upset. They tell Bob that he is disgusting and he should not begin to ask for Hurricane relief when there are so many others in need...Phil closes the hour by mentioning he used to go into Joke Novelty Shops.Hour 3:Earl Pants Car Talk...opens the hour and takes questions from callers...What do you do if your Brakes go out is the question of the hour. Phil takes follow up calls from stores on different surveys. Phil discusses the 6 degrees of George Bush, a caller calls in an links Bush to Hitler. Phil Discusses New Orleans and it's many troubles. He also discusses the fact that the city itself is a very poor town. Hal and Viola call in and tell Phil that Viola ate a cheese log. Phil talks about Radio Website Surveys...and in closing Phil takes a moment to say New Orleans is in Serious trouble tonight.

Hour 1Bobbie Dooley is at California Adventure and calls in to talk to Phil. Her husband Steve is on a rollercoaster. Bobbie takes this opportunity to promote the Labor Day Bobbie Dooley Marathon and the New Bobbie Dooley Blog on the website. Phil talks about what is coming up on the show and how there was a death on a rollercoaster recently. Phil plays a listener flashback called "Sylvia knows jujutsu", and discusses the top rollercoaster's in America. Margaret Gray calls in from Crawford, Texas. She says Martin Sheen and Cindy Sheehan are related. She begins singing and when she is done an air strike ensues. Phil talks about his friend DJ who was in Vietnam and how he would map terrain. In the news Phil talks bout how Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. Bud Dickman comes on to tell Phil that is must be smelly in the Superdome because of all the "Brothers." David Hall phones in and says Thailand isn't giving relief for the hurricane because of Phil.Hour 2Brad Rifkin comes on to tell Phil the school does not want him to carpool. He also tells Phil it is because he keeps harassing a boy in the carpool. Callers phone in and tell Brad he is a bully, and says it is not nice. One callers goes so far as to say he belongs in jail.Hour 3Phil reads e-mail and tells the listeners how he is reading a book on Stalingrad, and discusses his blog. Phil talks about how an oil rig came off of its moorings due to Hurricane Katrina. Margaret Gray sings so vain and falls down the stairs. Ted Bell joins Phil promoting his buckwheat potato, and he is also mad that Phil played the Little Rascals theme because of the buckwheat potato. Frank Gray joins Phil to talk about Hurricane Katrina...Phil talks about how Fillmore Middle the pilot may get picked up.