David G. Hall started the show to ask Phil why he wasn't doing schtick about Perry Como dying. Bud then talks about Como's songs. Phil then went into a rant about playing the game Taboo with the kids and having to describe Heffner. The oldest kid describes him as a "pimp", which is different from how Phil's generation saw him. Steve Bosell wrapped up the first hour to talk about his wife's dad visiting from Houston. Steve wants to do business with him, but doesn't know who he roots for in basketball, so he's worried that his father-in-law won't like him if he roots for the wrong team. Bob Green joined us in the second hour as a sports agent. He said that Rodman's 40th B-day bash was busted up by cops. It's racial profiling. Then RC Collins gave his weekly Sopranos Report. Phil then had some comments on the Blake murder. And David G. Hall wrapped up the show to tell Phil that it was the best hour of talk radio that he's ever done.

Dr. Jim Sadler started the show to discuss the pregnant Governor in the hospital. He thinks that women can't do their jobs properly when pregnant. Austin Amarca joined us in the second hour with his classic "don't mess with Texas" bit. He throws execution fiestas and is pissed that Bush supported the delay of McVeigh's execution. He feels that Bush betrayed his Texas roots. Colleen Kristen Brewster joined us to start the third hour. She was on the show to discuss her "Big Sister/Little Sister Cruise". Fat and ugly women will pair up with hot women. The fat learn how to act and dress. And the pretty women learn what not to let happen. The hour then closed with a boxing match: Mother's Day Massacre. It was Florence Henderson vs Barbara Billingsly, with guest Jerry Mathers. Billingsly wins and sounds like a black guy. David G. Hall calls in to rip Phil for making Billingsly black. Should've made her hispanic.

Jeff Dowder kicked off the show to defend Robert Blake. Jeff said that Blake played a murderer on TV and may have slipped into psycho mode. Jeff's an actor and has studied how gun owners handle and carry their guns. Vernon Dozier was on in the second hour. He can't handle that young daughters want to buy cheap gifts from a pharmacy for Mother's day. He hates that they make cards with glitter and construction paper. Phil then parodied NPR with a brief bit called "National Socialist Radio". Skippy and Frank started the final hour with an execution special about Timothy McVeigh. Skippy ends up in the electric chair. Clara Bingham then came on the show to rip Phil for doing that Skippy and Frank bit. When they got burned in the chair they became black, and that's racist.

Margaret Grey started the show with to say that the Sopranos being stereotyped as mafia should stop. "Most Italians are greasy and mobbed up." Bobbie Dooley joined us in the second hour. She wants a teacher fired because he was teaching the kids to conserve energy. Bobbie is pissed because she doesn't want her kids to go without just so some poor guy can watch BET. Phil closed the show by taking calls from the listeners and playing the "Larry King" bit.

Jay Santos kicked off the show. He wanted to say something to the old people in the audience who use their RVs to go to Yellowstone, etc. Jay thinks that they should spend that gas money visiting their grandkids instead of making the young family spend money to visit them! Lloyd Bonafide joined us in the second hour to announce that he's gone completely manual in his house. He sweats his ass off and his neighbors while his neighbors are using all kinds of juice. RC Collins wrapped up the second hour with his weekly Sopranos report. Phil then went on a rant about the power outages. Steve Bosell called in during the third hour to talk about his son being bullied at school. He wants to dress his son up like a mobster so the bullies will leave him alone.

Dave Oliva kicked off the show to say that Robert Blake should not be under suspicion because he played Barretta, a cop on TV. The training to play a cop is like being a cop and no cop would do that. Ted Bell then joined the show in the second hour to discuss gas prices. Ted thinks that gas prices have forced a lack of respect for SUV drivers. People in Toyotas no longer get out of the way for him. David G. Hall started the third hour. He heard Phil say that he broke a chair. That's a frightening thing for women. David wants Phil to say that he'll get chocolate, flowers, etc. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10 and guest Carson Daly.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."

Doug Dannger started the show to suggest taht Tina will win survivor tonight. Why? Beacuse his "gayity" sense tells him so. Chris Norton joined in the second hour to discuss the Tom Cruise gay rumors. Chris thinks that they were started by rejected ugly chicks. The same thing happens to him all the time... Phil then went on a rant about Montreal: the most photogenic city in America. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

Phil took today off. The first hour was Assassination Radio: Michael Jackson will tour. Also, RC Collins' Black Youth Leader from 4/17 hour 1. Dave Oliva from 3/28 hour 1. And Lloyd wrapped things up from 3/26 hour 3.

The first hour started off with the "Dodgers vs Poor white trash" bit. Phil then went into a rant about how presidents look dead when they get out of office. David G. Hall then called into the show to bust on Phil about the Dodger bit, because the entire audience is white trash without dental coverage. Roland Schwinn was on in the second hour as a gasoline expert. He said to go ahead and protest all you want about gas prices, but it will not do any good. Bobbie doolie wrapped up the second hour to discuss her summer-tacular planning committee. Gail Newman is not tan, and Bobbie wants to throw her off the committie. They may place a lein on her home. Phil then went on a rant about how he couldn't tan as a kid. And Bud closed the show with his weekly Top 10, featuring guest Casey Kasem.