Hour 1:Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child.Hour 2:Bobbie and Steve Dooley were on last night to talk about the wonderful topiary ( a bush carved to look like something) Steve created in their front yard that looks like Bobbie breasts. Bobbi feels that as the HOA president she needs to have a monument of some kind, like Lincoln has the Lincoln Memorial.Hour 3:Steve Bosell files another lawsuit against his wife, this time for letting everyone know he reads Modern Bride... a listener flashback request of Harvey Weirman babbling and Phil reads some e-mail about what a stinking hypocrite he is for not buying a hybrid.

Hour 1:Steve Bosell started taking magic lessons via mail-order so he could work kids birthday parties on weekends. He goes to these kid's parties as "Magic Steve" and does his thing but the kids tell him he sucks and would rather play in the bounce house. Steve decides to sue the mother and father that hosted one of these parties because since kids are minors "they don't have the constitutional right to free speech."Hour 2:Bobbie and Steve Dooley are on to talk about the annual candy bar sale and magazine subscription drive at their kids school. This year, Bobbi wants some of the money raised to be used for her and Steve to take a "working vacation" in Mexico. Bobbi wants the kids to get out there and really sell so she uses, as their motivational symbol, the pine cone (please reference Mepham High School, Long Island, New York, hazing incident, 2003)Hour 3:Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County joins the program to discuss the topic of aging parents and the decision to put them in an assisted living facility. Larry utilizes something called "Accelerated Awareness" which introduces the elderly person gradually and compassionately to realities that are going to be facing them when they become afflicted with Alzheimer's and dementia.