Margarey Grey kicked off the show tonight. Her son's friend says that his inspiration is Jesus. What a little freak... David G. Hall and Bud closed the hour. David tells Phil and Bud to be like those two dumbasses in Texas and do a bit. Say that Martin Lawrence is dead and take calls. It'll be hilarious. Dr. Robert Greene, criminal psychologist, started the second hour discussing the woman who killed her five kids. Dr. Green says that it's not excusable, but it is understandable. Parents fantasize about killing their kids when they get frustrated. Art Bell came on the show in the third hour to announce that aliens are draining California's electricity and they want to have sex with Art to repopulate the world.

The first hour featured Doug Dannger from May 18, 2001. The second hour featured Bob Greene from May 22, 2001. The third hour featured Margaret Grey from May 17, 2001.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."

David G. Hall started the show to ask Phil why he wasn't doing schtick about Perry Como dying. Bud then talks about Como's songs. Phil then went into a rant about playing the game Taboo with the kids and having to describe Heffner. The oldest kid describes him as a "pimp", which is different from how Phil's generation saw him. Steve Bosell wrapped up the first hour to talk about his wife's dad visiting from Houston. Steve wants to do business with him, but doesn't know who he roots for in basketball, so he's worried that his father-in-law won't like him if he roots for the wrong team. Bob Green joined us in the second hour as a sports agent. He said that Rodman's 40th B-day bash was busted up by cops. It's racial profiling. Then RC Collins gave his weekly Sopranos Report. Phil then had some comments on the Blake murder. And David G. Hall wrapped up the show to tell Phil that it was the best hour of talk radio that he's ever done.

Phil took Monday off for Memorial Day. The first hour featured Bob Green from April 23, 2001; the "gas station owner" bit. The second hour featured Austin Amarca from April 26, 2001; the "Vietnam War re-enactor" bit) The third hour featured Art Griego from April 23, 2001; the "Missionary plane shot down by uprising Incans" bit.

Bob Greene, postal consultant, kicked off thes how. He says that the public doesn't support the Post Office and bitches and complains about stamp prices, etc. It's the publc's fault prices might go up and Saturday delivery may be cut. Rolland Schwinn began the second hour. He thinks that because China is an ancient culture, they deserve an apology. Bush should grovel. Austin Amarca closed the second hour to discuss the recent news that baseball salary averages top two million dollars per player. Fans should boycott the league. Austin would join the boycott, but his son is a top prospect and he needs him to get the big bucks. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners. He also played the "All You Can Eat Negro" from the "Best of '97" CD.

Phil started the show with a rant about the Cincy cops, riots, etc. Either they have the worst blacks anywhere or they have a cop problem. Violence IS an alternative. Art Griego joined the show in the second hour to say that the debriefing isn't gonna be pleasant for those crew members. They'll probably end up in the brig. Should've nose-dived that plane into the Chinese control tower. Phil closed the second hour with a rant about going to the desert for Easter. Steve Bosell then called in to tell Phil that there is no Easter Bunny. Bob Greene started the third hour to discuss his "squeeze of lime" promotion. He'll spike female's drinks for the men to make the date go better. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his weekly Top 10.

Bob Green kicked off the show as a gas station owner. He says that gas prices go up because owners need to pay for all of the free stuff that they give out, like paper towels, soap, water, etc. Art Griego joined us in the second hour to discuss the Peruvian pilot who shot down the missionary plane. Art thinks it was because of an Incan uprising against missionaries. Jeff Dowder kicked off the final hour. Some guy called 911 after an accident, and not only did he not say thank you, but he didn't offer a reward either. How ungrateful... Phil wrapped up the show to give his non-controversial controversy: "I do not like Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I could get fired for this..."

Ted Bell kicked off the show to talk about the falling stock market. He's now hiring former dot com howners as busboys and parking attendents, so he can put them in their place. The second hour featured Margaret Grey. She says now that the hispanic population is rising, Margaret can admit that she's hispanic and become the leader of the community. Bob Greene started the third hour to talk about his expertise as a special FX artist. He wants the Earnhardt autopsy photos because he needs fresh inspiration. He used to do FX for "Alice", "Newhart", and "Full House." Phil closed the show with a rant about autopsy photos and 911 calls, specically the right to see and hear them. He also ranted about Pollack and Weight Watchers.

Dr. Jim Sadler kicked off the show to discuss Suzanne Sommers recent announcement that she has breast cancer. He thinks that it's good for her career. She can use it to get her face back out there. The second hour featured sports agent, Bob Green. He was on to discuss the exotic sexual tastes of proessional athletes.