Bob Green in hour one said he understood a New Jersey mothers fear that third grade boys dressing in women's clothing for a history project could promote the "gay agenda." Bob requested that Phil remove a picture of Phil's father from his Facebook page because Phil's dad is in it wearing a military dress kilt from World War Two and that sends a "mixed message" and promotes gender confusion. Phil refused and Bob threatened to drop Frazer Foods advertising from the Phil Hendrie Show. In hour two Phil made another one of his "ironclad" predictions (haha) and said there's no way Mitt Romney has Sarah Palin as a running mate. In hour three Bobbie Dooley is excited about a theatrical manager who's agreed to help her son Seth get into the "Kick Ass" sequel. Who cares if he's a 61 year old man that allegedly likes "young ass", Bobbie is sure this is the right move. Idea from Jarryd Castillo.

Show Log For 6/28 Videocast: Oct 21 1999 "Flock of Geese" Pilot Art Griego is killing flocks of geese with guns and cricket bats to teach the geese a lesson about taking up his air space. Nov. 1 1999  "Stankafacation" Jay Santos comments on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo. Jay says a photo of "beastly" girls could be a concern to public safety. Oct 14 1999 "Foot-long Marital Aides" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police went into the house of one of one of his sub-commanders to perform a safety check and found a box of exotic sex toys. Jay says that it was his duty to alert this couple that these items not part of the CAP marital guide. Oct 5, 1999 "Littering with Children" Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates collected money for a family in her neighborhood so that the husband can get a vasectomy. Bobbie says the family already has plenty of kids and they don't need anymore.    

Tonight, Harvey Weirman, retired attorney, came on to give us some expertise on the Mel Gibson, custody-dispute, domestic-violence story. While Gibson is heard on a tape recording admitting to striking girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva while she was holding their 8 month old daughter, Weirman argued to Phil and his listeners that "hate speech" directed at Gibson from Grigorieva could have provoked him. When a woman tells a man that he is a "thumbd**k" or "is working a cocktail frank" it's hate speech. Says Harvey: "She calls him thumb you-know-what, left hand, boom, she goes down and he's calling me." Later Bobbie Dooley tried to get people jealous over the fact she has a Facebook page with over 4300 friends and she only "friends" people with at least a thousand friends already but no one cared. She blamed Phil and said Phil "laid an egg out there tonight." Phil blamed Bobbie.

A good night to see Phil have a meltdown on the videocast as he was screaming and yelling about phone calls, the big baby. Our first guest was none other than Bobbie Dooley talking about the death of Jack Tatum and what a great football player he was. "When Jack Tatum stepped on the field and he was at his best you knew someone was getting rolled home in an iron lung after the game." Bobbie also said that knowing a lot about football while being an attractive woman means you have to call other woman on how stupid they sound talking football and trying to keep up with her. Next up, Dean Wheeler joined the show to tell Phil that if as great a fim maker as Oliver Stone believes Hitler may have been scapegoated over the Jews and that Hugo Chavez is an amazing guy, it would be foolish of us not to at least listen to what he has to say. Oliver Stone is the greatest film maker of his generation and if he says that the Jews didn't have it near as bad as the Russians in WW2 then we at least should stop what we're doing, have a seat and see what the man has to say. Bud and Robert read him the riot act at the end of the hour. Next hour, Bud did his "Bud Dickman Nightly Report."

Bobbie Dooley discusses her ideas to make America safer, especially in flight. Nerve gas released by the pilot, axes and machetes hidden with the flotation devices and cockpit doors made of iron. Bobbie also and inevitably talks about who's kid gets to survive...her's, the one left at home or yours, the one on the plane. Naturally your kid gets nerve-gassed. Next up Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police tells Phil that the magic words he uses to frisk or 'spread" people are "Turn around, put your hands on your head and shut your pie hole." Jay says that if those words are spoken with "the voice of authority" then the people will do just that and hence give their consent. Jay also says his ace-in-the-hole is that it's suspicious to be out on 9/11 at the mall eating a corn dog.

Bobbie Dooley was touting the book "The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" written by Amy Chua on the show tonight saying that the "Chinese way of raising kids is the right way," telling them they are fat, telling them they are lazy, criticizing work they have done. Bobbie says she never had problems with her kids because, as usual, they were exceptional but getting other women to read the book by insisting they stop and talk, even if she has to grab them by the arm, is essential to spreading "Amy's message. Next hour liberal media pundit Charlie LeFountaine told Phil that on Super Bowl Sunday the American people will spend 10.1 billion dollars on festivities. "Why drink that money away when it could go toward the national debt," asked Charley. he even proposed an injunction against showing the game on TV and then levying a national emergency tax to collect that money. Instead, says Charlie, most people will spend the day the way his son will, sitting on the floor in an empty house except for a bean bag chair with the heating and water turned off watching some big screen he spent his money on and "drinking the day away."

Tonight, Raj Feneen, an Egyptian-born businessman living in the United States, told Phil and his listeners that the unrest in Egypt can be turned toward establishing a western-style democracy. But it'll take American money and American troops. After all, it was America, "like a hot looking woman walking down the street that you want to get your hands on" that showed the world how good democracy is. Time to help finance all those retractable domes, giant shopping malls and movies that Egypt wants to get going. Later on Bobbie Dooley, while taking a bath, told Phil she made a unilateral ruling over the heads of the school administration: As the PTO president she rulled that a Sikh student at Western Estates Elementary would be allowed to wear a symbolic dagger because of religious freedom. But she also ruled that a Christian student would not be allowed to pray because "Christians have had it good long enough." Bobbie was taking the bath by the way because of a migraine that had come on while she was dealing with this stuff at school.

Tonight Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates Homeowners Association tells Phil that she and other women in the HOA feel the time is right to offer themselves sexually to the Navy Seals that took part in the Bin Laden raid. "It's a tribal thing" says Bobbie, one that the husbands would have no problem with. She told one woman caller "Admit it. You'd be all over a Navy Seal like white on rice." Then Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center told Phil he had the confidence of "Native Indians" and so he was saying officially the code name "Geronimo" was offensive to Native people. When Phil asked Dean, who is a white man, how he figured he could speak for Native Americans Dean said it was because he could talk to them about "fire water" and could "hear the rocks talk."

Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner actually agreed with and tried to defend Dr. Stephen Hawking for saying "heaven is a fairy tale." And Tarner said that he, Ron Tarner, was more important than Jesus Christ. Tarner has had a long standing grudge against Hawking for what Tarner believes were racist jokes penned by Hawking Later it was Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates PTO saying injecting botox into an eight year old "because her face ain't makin' it" is necessary in order for the child to win a beauty pageant and thus vindicate her mother and help her mother win her grandfathers love. One man called to say he had five daughters and they were all beautiful to him. When Bobbie heard none had been in beauty pageants, she said the guy was "5 for 5." Wow...

The Western Estates Homeowners Association, as ordered by HOA president Bobbie Dooley, as ordered all flags in the community to be flown at half staff to observe the death by suicide of Russell Armstrong, who was married to a star of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." As Bobbie explains this to Phil her husband Steve is running a woodchipper which prompts a first ever violent clash between the two. RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joined the show to say he felt cheated that the Navy Seals and not him and his classmates took out Bin Laden. "If you notice, the Navy Seals is the Navy. They're only supposed to fight where there's water. Bin Laden was on dry land." Also Harvey Weirman as Commandant Weirman makes an appearance.