Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley wants to put human clones to work in farm fields, since it will relieve immigration problems. She says clones have no souls and are not human. Phil closes talks about hanging out with his buddies, pro football practice. Hour 2: Phil suggests we can stop the drug war by not using drugs. Phil takes requests, comments, and opinions. Plays Margaret Gray and other bits. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier, Belmar high school coach, would go gay for a night if he could be like his predecessor, Coach Nyerson, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion in 21 seasons. Phil closes talking about being a USC fan.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley with Stem Cell Research And You. She wants one of her HOA members to get an abortion so she can make it onto a sitcom and keep the property values up, and the fetus can go to stem cell research. Phil closes with a fake phone call, talks about performing radio theater. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil on VW's new bus, the gas grass or ass bumper stickers, hitchhiking, camping. The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader voyeurism lawsuit, the website, MFP. SECOND HALF. Bud's Weekly Top Ten. Drinks some "gobbling juice" and takes on a pretentious accent for a few seconds. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is giving money to stem cell research when you buy their shrimp cocktails. Phil does off-air bits with Ted in which Ted admits to him and the kitchen watching people eating and pretending they're aborted fetuses. SECOND HALF. Phil says Milt is a cool name, says pro football and hockey players are garbage, talks about good movies.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley runs the HOA and PTO and is imposing Christian-themed PE school uniforms of a gladiator skirt and a blue Mohawk on a gold helmet. Phil closes with a short mention of the website poll that suggests racist undertones. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Afroman's Because I Got High in full, then flashback of 2001-08-22a JSA. Because I Got High again, flashback of 2001-08-06c. Because I Got High. SECOND HALF. Because I Got High. Flashback 2001-08-03a MGR. Because I Got High. Flashback 2001-07-16 hour three Hour 3: Ted Bell hates the nouveau riche, saying a man who won money in a Powerball lottery doesn't deserve to have the perks and status symbols of a rich person who earned their wealth. Phil closes talking about the Connie Chung and Gary Condit interview. Phil hates the marketing of NFL football, and says mostly farmers watch it.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley supports NOW's stance to protect Andrea Yates, who killed her kids in the bathtub, saying that depression justifies it. Phil closes talking about criminals that were depressed and should probably be released. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil Hendrie's Take On The News. Phil talks about never-ending home improvements and debating this with Maria. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about not being able to smoke in the house, a wasp nest. When Did It Begin To Suck. Phil talks with callers. Hour 3: Dave Oliva ((GUEST HOST)) talks about LAPD protecting and serving, and argues with callers. Show closes with flashback 2001-08-28.

Phil was off for the 4th of July. Hour one featured Pastor Renneck from Jan. 9, 2001, hour one. Hour two featured Bobbie Dooley from Jan. 3, 2001, hour three. Hour three featured Bob Greene from Nov. 16, 2001, hour one.

Ted Bell kicked off the show to discuss NASCAR. He said that NASCAR threw the Pepsi 400 at Daytona so that Dale Earnhardt Jr. could win. The fans were just too stupid to realize it. Bobbie Dooley joined us in the second hour. She thinks that Chandra Levy's father is embarrassing himself in the media by crying. He needs to butch up and be a man. Also, Condit is clean cut, so he couldn't have hurt her. In the third hour Phil went on a rant about blenders, TV, can openers, etc. Bud and David called in to fuck with him. And then Phil went on a rant about the vacation house being double booked.

RC Collins started the show to ask if Phil saw the story about the kid who stole the skull. David G. Hall then called in and said that you should treat every caller like a customer. Phil then went on a rant about how carhorns don't work. And then he took a bunch of character calls on various subjects. Lloyd and Jeff talked about army berets and navy outfits being gay. He then continued to rant about the kids making porn music sounds. Bobbie Dooley kicked off the second hour to discuss lethal injection. She thinks that it's a cruel way to kill Tim McVeigh. Knowing when you're going to die is cruel. They should just cave his head in with a paper weight when he doesn't know it's coming. Phil closed the second hour with a boxing match between Tim McVeigh and God. Vernon Dozier started the third hour talking about the Houston floods. Vernon was a fireman, so water is his ally. As a fireman, he's reluctant to do anything contrary to what the water wants to do. Phil then wrapped up the show with a rant about numbnuts on parade, and the flood when he lived in New Orleans.