Mavis Leonard, Jay Santos and Bobbie Dooley fight for control of the Friday night chat as Phil is MIA, taking care of a dog he found.

Channel 19’s experiment of making up a news story and seeing how many people catch it falls flat, as Don Berman explains. Jay Santos answers an “emergency” letter and winds up carrying luggage. Dr. Arthur Barn takes exception to a Dracula footwear poll on the @PhilHendrieShow Twitter feed.

There is no videocast of today’s show. One of the cats stole the cameras and tried to pawn them to buy guns. Police were here till 3am. Dave Neenor, program director of, it turns out, K-BOY in Boyster, has his DNA run to see if he is Native American and melts down when he finds out he’s 1/4 African American. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police creates mayhem during a windstorm. With Mavis Leonard.

Jay Santos or the Citizens Auxiliary Police, while conducting Operation Peek-A-Boo, I See You is beaten up by a homeowner and hospitalized. Professor Emory Clayton is having a hard time understanding why Kanye West wants to abolish the 13th Amendment but figures he’s rich so he must know what he’s doing.

Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police lays it down. He is there to save lives but more importantly to show how PHYSICALLY prepared he is. Don Micksa interviews a first responder and eats all the Slim Jims™. Dave Oliva tries to figure out wind speed.

Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police raid a tap dance class thinking they're rehearsing “the nutcracker,” which Jay takes as a terrorist threat. Larry Grover talks about President Trump getting screwed over.

Phil feels like absolute shit after eating a mixed bag of Snickers, Nestle’s Crunch and Butterfingers, so he’s going to rest. The encore show today is Jay Santos hosting.