Frazier Foods CEO Bob Green debuts his new podcast "Bob Green Today." With his cohost, General Gaylen Shaw, Bob talks about his new promotion; he swears by a three piece suit and doing exotic dancing at women's card games. Bob humps chairs and equipment as he demonstrates and gives a 'words-eye view.' The BSP Classic Show from September 2004 has Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police saying sex offenders are not such bad people once you get to know them. His brother Carl, for example, is a past offender but is a great guy and has a huge train collection.

General Gaylen Shaw welcomes guest commentator Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. The movie is "The Payoff." It's dog shit but does feature the charming Tina Thayer. Jay remembers 'missions' he's been in.

Dean Wheeler revisits his yoga instruction problem. Another year but the same compromising, suggestive yoga postures that his wife finds him doing. John Jerryman can't get enough soup but still sings "Red, Red Robin" and "Has Anybody Seen My Gal." The BSP Classic Show features December 2002 and Robert Green laughing at kid's letters to Santa. That's followed by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police trying to ban Christmas trees. Also David G. Hall and Lloyd Bonafide.

Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, and his head chef Carl Chodillia roll out the chef's recipe for tri-tip. Ted flips out over the mention of a competitor's cheese spread. Raj Feneen and his son Todd discuss the latest travel ban executive order from Donald Trump. RC Collins on what's next for the Lakers and how long can Jeannie Buss hang on. The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004, and Phil's birthday. Jay Santos is on patrol to harass motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley tell Phil the unflattering photos of Trump have to stop.Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police worries about Kellyanne Conway "spreading." And Pastor William Rennick says "Jimmy Kibble" pulled a fast one at the Oscars. The BSP Classic Hour: Bobbie fears her son is depressed because he wouldn’t give her a kiss on the lips when she dropped him off at basketball practice. From December 1999.

Phil is completing his classes this week. Big accident. We thought it was last week. HOWEVER... We have a serious classic in the show today from March of last year... August Selson's Sexual Exclamation! Featuring August, a cave gnome named Mr. Fur, a centaur named Darrian, and, of course, Lady Beth. The panel interviews security consultant Jay Santos for information on why a Time Magazine photographer got beat on at the Trump rally in Alabama. Trump supporter Mark Henshaw. The BSP Classic Hour is from March 2001. It's Austin Amarca. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke.

Larry Grover recounts a rowdy Conservatives of Kern County town hall meeting where he had three burning bags of dog shit thrown at him. The crew interview Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. They've inaugurated the "Pants Patrol," cruising lovers lanes to see if young people have their pants on or not. RC Collins puts the lyrics of the Mickey Mouse Club theme song to "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by Scorpions as a sort of alt-right anthem. The BSP Classic Show stars Robert Green, a descendant of plantation owners who is suing the federal government for lost income as the result of the slaves being freed. Art Griego argues that Thanksgiving should be a white holiday. Also the Combover Boy Show, Jeff Dowdder and more! From December 2004.