Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about the dangers of jaywalking and remembers the night in college he did the "Tighten Up" in the middle of a busy street after already having been hit by a car.

The show started with another discussion of the "white middle class male listeners" Phil has who are turned off by hip-hop. Phil said that you can't sit around your garage playing "Pipeline" forever. Margaret spotted the same woman she saw yesterday morning on The Word network who seemed to have "overly developed lower jaw muscles." Speculation then veered, offensively so, into whether any of the women on screen "gobbed" or "coned." The show's panel had Cliff King, horse trainer, back on to recap the Triple Crown and it turned into a cluster fuck as Cliff exhibited signs of serious dementia on the one hand and indications he was just goofing everyone with his "I'll break a metal pole over my head and I'm 77 years old" act. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talked about water safety this summer, especially in the ocean. The oceans power, says Jay, can "humiliate, exploit and manipulate a person. It can almost drown you and then toss you onto the shore like you're nothing, with your pants pulled down and your butt in the breeze." Episode 143 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

The show started with Margaret's usual opposition to the music Phil plays on the show but General Shaw said that when he hears deathcore metal it shows him there are still things worth fighting against... David G. Hall commented on what Opie can do now that he is no longer teamed with Anthony, including staying with Anthony and moving the whole show to the digital platform... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed new TSA rules regarding phone and laptops with dead batteries. Jay also was contending with "L's Palsy," a condition whereby you swallow your L's to the point of strangling. Episode 157 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Phil's traveling to Chicago for the 26th Annual Morning Show Boot Camp today, so we've cut a "Best Of" podcast for your enjoyment! Backstage Pass members will still have a new show this Saturday. General Gaylen Shaw opened the program with a plug for "boner pills". Then Chris Norton joined the show to talk about a new restaurant he's opening, based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Only he calls it Mex-Tex or "Mess-Tess." The restaurant will feature Wi-Fi, enabling patrons to "sext" each other (send sexual texts). Hence the name Sext-Tex. Or as Chris calls it "Sexx-Tess." Whatever. The show's panel had Cliff King, horse trainer, back on to recap the Triple Crown and it turned into a cluster fuck as Cliff exhibited signs of serious dementia on the one hand and indications he was just goofing everyone with his "I'll break a metal pole over my head and I'm 77 years old" act. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talked about water safety this summer, especially in the ocean. The oceans power, says Jay, can "humiliate, exploit and manipulate a person. It can almost drown you and then toss you onto the shore like you're nothing, with your pants pulled down and your butt in the breeze." And the podcast wrapped up with Dr. Ed Elcott's first guest hosting appearance. Listen to the creation of Elcott: The Next Step, as the good Dr. discusses things such as the "four essential miracles". Episode 181 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

On today's podcast, Phil announced that the show might be recorded later in the day, so live listeners will need to stay tuned for that new time. The show started with the panel discussing the weekend's festivities, including Margaret and Frank's trip to the Santa Monica Art Library. And then the gang discussed TV commercials, with Phil laying into Geico for their awful commercial campaign. Then Brad Rifkin chimed in with his professional opinion on Matthew McConaughey's recent Lincoln commercial. In the General's words, "the guy's out there lookin' to score some dope." And Jay Santos came on to shamelessly plug his new Citizens Auxiliary Police t-shirt. Brad thought of a tagline for Jay's new shirt: "so good I wouldn't wipe with it." Jack Armstrong wrapped things up by discussing the NFL games from the past weekend. Episode 267 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.