Hour 1: Art Griego came on the show to talk about the story of two Northwest airlines pilots who overshot the runway in Minneapolis because they were on their laptops. They claim they were doing business but Art thinks they were on Facebook. He says the passengers don't want to know if something goes wrong in the cockpit. Then an episode of Ironswine. Hour 2: Chris Norton is coming out with a new calender featuring the 11 mistresses of Tiger Woods. He says Tiger Wood's commercial appeal isn't dead because men admire him for his talent and women are attracted to him. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder comes on to talk about the new game Call of Duty 4. He admires terrorism as a political tool. By playing Call of Duty you can be a terrorist and still stay alive and not get arrested. Jeff thinks that when people watch him play the game, they are terrorized.

Hour 1: Dr. Jim Sadler comes on the show to talk about the Fort Hood shooting. He says this happened because of the Muslim cartoons. The Muslims gave us lead time to take these cartoons out of circulation. One of them might have leaked through. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder joins the show to talk about the new game Call of Duty 4. He admires terrorism as a political tool. By playing Call of Duty you can be a terrorist and still stay alive and not get arrested. Jeff thinks that when people watch him play the game, people are terrorized. Hour 3: Phil starts out playing a bunch of clips of guys getting tazed. A guy in Utah sues the police department after being tazed 6 times. Carrie Prajean goes on Larry King. Lou Dobbs is quitting CNN. Phil reads some news then the stories we couldn't get to.

Hour 1: It's crime night. Phil comes on the Videocast wearing a cape. He starts out talking about Jeffrey Dahmer. Dr. Michael Stone from Investigation Discovery is on talking about the Jeffrey Dahmer case and other crimes. Hour 2: Professor Emory Clayton is on the show to talk about the NAACP wanting to remove Halloween dummy's from the park. He thinks these dummys hanging in the park is very offensive. He thinks it's racist and Halloween is racist too along with black cats. Hour 3: Steven Bosell is talking about when MSNBC televised a self breast exam. He's suing the network for showing the breast on TV in front of his kids. He said he had to leave the room to "walk it off".

On tonights show Jeff Dowder, a guy who posts Phil Hendrie's audio illegally tried to convince Phil and his audience that he has the right to do it because he has "Safe Harbor" and "Fair Use" and because he's a "curator." Phil cites federal and state law that prohibits hosting or linking copyright protected material but Jeff says the law doesn't apply to the internet becaused "the internet...see...people don't really know where it is or how it works. Its in a vapor." Later, Don Berman of Channel 19 news tells Phil that, inspired by Steven Slater, the flight attendant that slid down the escape slide at JFK to get away from "abusive" passengers, Don quit his news job on the air saying he was protecting freedom of the press. When the video of Don quitting doesn't go viral and in fact a video of a chimpanzee "fisting itself" gets way more hits, Don blames the stupidity of the American people for not giving him love like they gave love to "The Flyng Queer."

In our first hour we had on the inimitable Jeff Dowder who talked about how he and other educators and business travelers" were going to campaign to eliminate all forms of security at airports because they "deprive us of our Constitution." The time has come, Mr. Dowder said, to open ourselves up to terrorist attack for the potential evidence it might yeild and not to continue to violate our personal freedoms. After all, said Jeff, it's about "Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death," something he said he came up with. Herb Sewell was our guest in the following hour. The "pass-out" or "hangman" game being played by young, adolescent boys in which the individual, using a variety of methods, tries to constrict blood flow to the brain briefly thus producing a "high" or altered state of consciousness. Herb was incarcerated at a hospital for the criminally insane following his conviction for child molestation so this sick ass proceeded to explain to Phil and his listeners that adults might as well tell kids how to do it "properly" because they'll do it anyway. In fact Herb learned how to do it himself and believes that it can transport him to the "Cavity of Creation."

Bob Green of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about the pressure he and other businessmen are under with this recession. The only way for him to let off a little steam and feel like he was makinjg a political statment was to tear up peoples food stamps when they came in the store or pretend to wipe his arm pits with them. Now that the debt ceiling bill has been passed there is money backing up those food stamps and Bob doesn't even have that pressure release anymore. Additionally, during the interview, some employee of Bob's put his lap-top in the microwave by mistake and blew it to pieces. Steve Bosell has been disgusted by the Warren Jeffs, FLDS cult controversy and the fact there is now an audio tape of Jeffs having sex with an underage girl. Steve wants to sue the entire Mormon Church because Steve feels his own morality has been degraded by knowledge of the tapes existence and the fact that he, Steve, wants to "send away for one" once it's made available.

This evening Phil interviewed Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder about the new federal immigration guidelines that grant certain groups of undocumented individuals the right to a drivers license, guidelines Governor Brewer disagrees with. It got pretty confusing considering the fact the Governor Brewer sounded just like President Obama who sounded just like Phil. In our second hour, former police chief Ray Jeffries talked to Phil about how his brothers taunting of him was just like the dancing Pussy Riot did in their video and as a result of that trauma he would have kneed those women in the gut before taking them into custody. With Gene Jeffries (Ray's older brother)...