Margaret Grey and husband Frank flew to Hawaii on Sunday, so they joined the show with Frank eventually being too incoherent from alcohol to speak. Jeff Dowdder came on to report on a surfing competition in Oahu and brought Bud some supposedly meaningful conch shell named after a great-uncle of Toby Beau's. Fred Waoo, a local resident who serves roast beef sandwiches on New Year's Eve, a "Hawaiian tradition," joined the show only to then walk off when things got too stupid.

Reversed Dave Castorini, despite "sweating buckets" praying for a Palin endorsement of Cruz, is crushed to hear she went for Trump. Jeff Dowdder auditions for the "voice of NFL Films" job and lays down some real memorable stuff (sarcasm). Doug Dannger comes on to give RC Collins reporting tips, but it isn't long before he's threatening to kick his ass.

Margaret attempts to sing "Oklahoma" while she's getting over her (Phil's) cold and it turns into a discussion of how badly Native Americans were treated in the former "Indian Territory." Larry Grover spent last night vomiting after learning Donald Trump is NOT entirely self-funded. And Jeff Dowdder reveals the fact he had a hard time buying Sudafed since there are now restrictions on how many times a month you can purchase the decongestant. Some if it's ingredients are allegedly used in the production of methamphetamine.

Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, recounts his arrest for drunk driving, while wearing one shoe, drinking fortified wine, and singing "You've Got A Friend." Rudy Canosa visited Detroit with his new girlfriend Eleanor, engaged in what he calls some "work in the backyard," got back to LA, and then read there is an anti-sodomy law on the books in Michigan! Jeff Dowdder thinks he can help push back against the LDS in Utah to get a medical marijuana law passed.

When freight pilot Art Griego met Michael Jackson years ago he didn't recognize him. The first thing he said to him was "What happened to you?" Then said "Your spaceship is probably leaving now so, bye." Now Art, realizing Jackson's estate is in the black, has tried contacting the family to straighten things out. Vernon Dozier is not a fan of Indiana Jones, either the movie or the Disney ride. In fact, the inexact features of the Disney Jungle ride anger him as well and he confronts a Jungle boat driver who calls in. Jeff Dowdder once again complains about not getting any credit for saving a little girl from a nurse shark at the beach one summer while Mother Teresa is now being canonized.

Does Donald Trump have something on Fox News' Roger Ailes? Bud and Don Micksa have a clue (visit @TheBudDickman on Twitter to see the clue). And Phil talks with Jeff Dowdder about his new robot, Mary. We also hear Mary speak! From the first hour of April 4, 2003 comes the BSP Classic Hour for today. RC Collins calls himself a war veteran, even though he’s just a military cadet watching the Iraq War in his dorm room. He refers to the academy as the sixth branch of the US military.