Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-11 hour three. Carwash terrorist scare. Hour 2: Clara Bingham is a teacher who tapes her students mouths shut, because you don't tell her what to do. Hour 3: Chris Norton lists 14 reasons why women are attracted to him and why he's slept with 979 women. He's not circumcised and has a musk scent. The show closes with Mavis Leonard's tidbits.

Hour 1: Pacifist Dean Wheeler (from the Northern California Rejuvenance Conference) is upset over the recent influx of public prayer. His solution is Audial Interference: covering his ears with his shoulders, holding his hands up in the air, and saying "AHHHH LAAAA AHHHAAHAA" whenever he hears anyone praying. One caller calls Phil "Mitch." Some great calls, including Milford. Then Phil talk and open calls with intermittent music. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about 9-11 and the Middle East. SECOND HALF. Mavis Leonard uses a metaphor for 9-11 of Al Qaeda, the husband, bitch-slapping Bush, the wife. Hour 3: Skippy and Frank Show, Phil talks about a web poll about gas prices and Osama. Flashback of 2001-09-28a and 2001-10-02b. SECOND HALF. Phil talks with callers to get their feedback on the show.

The first hour featured Dave Oliva from May 30, 2001. The second hour featured RC Collins from May 24, 2001. The third hour featured the Antique Roadshow/Mavis Leonard from May 16, 2001.

The show started with Mental Health on Parade with Dr. Alvin Cooper, who was in studio. Phil then went on a rant to say that "Peretta" was not a very good show. And then he gives some rumors about former TV stars. Ted Bell joined the show in the second hour to say that Jenna Bush shouldn't have been popped for underage drinking. Bar owners always let pretty minors drink to keep up business. They also kick up ugly women. Art Bell then came on to close the second hour with his Brad Pitt clothing line. Mavis Leonard closed the show. She wants to teach kids gun safety and respect. She shot the children's dog to show them, and her husband shot through his own hand.

Our first hour DAT tape for this day was not recorded properly, and as such, the hour is likely lost to the ether. The second hour featured Jay Santos discussing the escaped Texas convict. He thought the Texas cops were doing it all wrong. "They need to be checking every outhouse, henhouse, doghouse... all the houses." Joe Dickhead and The Professor briefly joined the show to wrap up the second hour. The third hour was a rant. Phil talked about his wife's birthday, VH1's "100 Greatest Rock Albums", and playing long songs while being a disc jockey. Mavis Leonard popped in at the end of the show with some interesting tidbitts.

Hour 1: Ted Bell's restaurant has a tacky, $150K manger display. Baby Jesus rises out of the crib every 5 minutes and the Star of Bethelehem is a laser spotlight, and defies the governor's power conservation requests. Phil closes talking about Hannukah and talks about joking with a Jew friend about non-Kosher foods. Hour 2: Austin Amarka is a Texan having an all-night all-day party celebrating Texas's world record for executions. Callers say his support for the death penalty is abominable. Phil closes talking about regional talk shows, whether brilliant children should graduate early. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil on the Oscars, doesn't like Whoopi Goldberg films because of the "negro making white people feel good" theme. SECOND HALF. Barbecuing. Mavis Leonard's Interesting Tidbits.

Hour 1: Carl Misla, who works for the Canadian National News Service, believes that Guy Ritchie was raised under the English code of honor and virtue and when you get a woman pregnant, you marry her. As such, Guy is taking a bullet or falling on his sword by marrying Madonna (an aging Italian American diva, a fishwife). Carl later notes that Italian women have massive amounts of pubic hair, and you almost have to shave them before you have sex with them. Hour 2: Ted Bell is driving a large SUV and says you better make room for him on the roads and at gas stations. If your car gets hit, you'll have to be cut out with the Jaws of Life. Phil closes talking about classic rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd, winter wrecks. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil remembers a couple of years ago taking pills Maria laid out and wondered if he was being poisoned, rants about disability insurance. Mavis Leonard checks in to say golf is a game, not a sport. SECOND HALF. People that can't tell jokes, a maniac in an SUV. Close with flashbacks.