Pang's Pings The pre-show today is well worth it as Phil tears media and Mr and Mrs America a brand new ass. On into the show there was discussion of new pings from the Indian Ocean as Art Griego stood on the runway in Santa Monica reporting. His boss, Bob Cumming had aircraft landing and taking off behind him "so it sounds like I'm actually in Perth, Australia." Bud's joke about May Pang's family having been the main developers of the ping olocator, thus missing the chance to call the company Pang's Pings fell completely flat. Vernon Dozier commented on the "pussy's" now working in politics and how guys like Vance McAllister need to just take it like men. "If its caught in the meat grinder then brother, just keep it in there and crank away." Mavis Leonard talked with Margaret about not being sensitive to Robert and his rough background. "Robert was part of a street gang called the June Bugs. Not very bad ass." Bobbie Dooley wound up dropping both Steve and Gene Wiffner, who thought when Bobbie said she didn't want the sound effect of a shotgun "cocking and firing she meant she didn't want cock." Steve chimed in saying "there aren't too many women who want it more" and thats when Bobbie brought the pain

                   Mavis Leonard sang 'Slinky on my trail' Jeff Dowdder, a part time professor of mechanical physics and base jumper, talked with Phil about the guys that base jumped from the top of the new Freedom Tower in NYC back in September and who have just now been arrested for it. Dowdder said the freedom you feel with the wind flowing up your pant leg is what its all about. General Shaw countered by saying heaven help the man who is coming down in a parachute "feeling all free and breezy and he doesn't notice a baby in a bassinet sucking on a bottle and looking in wonder at the world around him and this lover lands on top of the kid with a sickening squish sound!" Vernon Dozier thinks the Chinese have got some pair on them demanding all kinds of info from the Malaysians. Dozier sent two buddies of his who are down there on construction jobs into the press conference to ask the question "'Scuse me, 'scuse me. When are you bowl haircuts going to climb off everyones back." Mavis Leonard reported on the Oscar Pistorius trial, telling Phil she's been so unnerved by it she's had nightmares about a guy with two Slinky's for legs chasing her. She also sang a blues song about the Slinky called "Slinky on my trail." Pre-shows, where Phil dishes the serious behind the scenes shit, are now available for download. Would I lie to you?

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Is this Moloch, the demon that sodomized Mr. and Mrs. Snedeker? Phil and the panel discuss three famous stories, all Halloween related. First Dr. Jim Sadler joins them to talk about Jack the Ripper and his theory that there were two, one a doctor who did the killing and the other a lunatic member of the Royal family directing him. When Phil disagrees, he starts crying and hangs up a couple of times. Next they take on the Amityville Horror. Don Micksa, a professor of structural engineering, tells Phil that when he first investigated this story he became sexually aroused. But now it just bores him. Finally the Snedeker family's "Conneticut Haunting" experience is tackled by Phil and the crew. Carmen Snedeker reported that she and her husband were "sodomized by demons." Mavis Leonard came on the show and theorized it was a demon named Moloch. "No doubt that Snedeker woman thought that was a feather in her cap, having it put to her dirty Pete style by a heavy hitter like Molodch."

Joe Francis: "A real waste of 'straight.'" Mavis Leonard joined Phil to sing "Lobotomy Blues," an old blues song that "came up the LA river from Long Beach with the colored actors." The subject came up because they were talking about Amanda Bynes and Frances Farmer, two actors that seem to be ready for "the hammer and spike." Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist got into the Joe Francis story saying that Francis was 'a real waste of 'straight.' Also Doug revealed that as a gay man and gay journalist he'll only have sex with other gay journalists. "After them I'll have sex with women but only really beautiful ones and then after them gay guys who do anything for a living. Don Doogan, dog trainer, talked about a little Border Collie lost in the tornado that was reunited with his owner. Don said people need to understand dogs better. To that end Don dresses in costume and goes to peoples houses to put on a show about dogs. "Wearing women's clothes completely separates me from civilization. I wind up staggering around in the snow in high heels."