Mavis Leonard joined Phil to sing "Lobotomy Blues," an old blues song that "came up the LA river from Long Beach with the colored actors." The subject came up because they were talking about Amanda Bynes and Frances Farmer, two actors that seem to be ready for "the hammer and spike." Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist got into the Joe Francis story saying that Francis was 'a real waste of 'straight.' Also Doug revealed that as a gay man and gay journalist he'll only have sex with other gay journalists. "After them I'll have sex with women but only really beautiful ones and then after them gay guys who do anything for a living. Don Doogan, dog trainer, talked about a little Border Collie lost in the tornado that was reunited with his owner. Don said people need to understand dogs better. To that end Don dresses in costume and goes to peoples houses to put on a show about dogs. "Wearing women's clothes completely separates me from civilization. I wind up staggering around in the snow in high heels."

Phil and the panel discuss three famous stories, all Halloween related. First Dr. Jim Sadler joins them to talk about Jack the Ripper and his theory that there were two, one a doctor who did the killing and the other a lunatic member of the Royal family directing him. When Phil disagrees, he starts crying and hangs up a couple of times. Next they take on the Amityville Horror. Don Micksa, a professor of structural engineering, tells Phil that when he first investigated this story he became sexually aroused. But now it just bores him. Finally the Snedeker family's "Connecticut Haunting" experience is tackled by Phil and the crew. Carmen Snedeker reported that she and her husband were "sodomized by demons." Mavis Leonard came on the show and theorized it was a demon named Moloch. "No doubt that Snedeker woman thought that was a feather in her cap, having it put to her dirty Pete style by a heavy hitter like Molodch."

In the first hour Phil talked about Kim Jung Un's uncle getting executed, and Don Berman joined the show to talk about Hollywood Park closing. During the second hour Don Burman continues to talk about the closing of Hollywood park from Cory Downs. He's betting on the horses again and of course losing. He says the whole thing is fixed and he's threatening the horses and jockeys. RC Collins calls in to say that Don is a degenerate gambler and Watson agrees. He says he knows a little bit about horse racing because his dad used to have a box. He then insults General Shaw. Bud's starts talking about the monkey at the beginning of 2001 and everyone thinks Phil needs a vacation. Mavis Leonard comes on in the final hour. She's on her way to the store to get some Henry Weinhard. She's talking about a number of random things. Bud says that gambling is a sin, his Mom's church says so. This leads to Phil calling Pastor Rennick to explain some things. Bud says his Mom does the scratch and sniff. The Pastor starts talking about in the bye and bye you go bye bye and the Devil says hi, or something like that.