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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour One:Retired Army General Gaylan Shaw is interviewed by Phil concerning the reports of abuse at Guantanamo. General Shaw asserts that Guantanamo detainees are faking being abused the same way some "old ladies walk a cross walk really, really slow in order to make people sitting in their cars feel sorry for them."Hour Two:David G. Hall tells Phil to get the web cast time for Calcutta, India right because he doesn't want "a lot of dot heads calling me up and screaming at me..."...Phil tries to figure out what Air Americas hire/fire policy is....An Air America program director, Darren Browne of C93 in Pierre, S.D. is, once again, severely beaten by Bud who goes through the phone line to get to him....Jeff Dowder comes on to talk about ride safety following the tragedy at Disney World. He thinks its about time people "get certified to ride Dumbo or any elephant-like rides..."...Ted Bell tells Phil he saw a CHP cop flick a cigarette butt out a window.....Phil reads some e-mail..Hour Three:Phil speculates that Jethro Tull went from being a good blues band to a poncy, English folk-band when Ian Anderson found standing on one leg and playing a flute to be "stimulating..".....Phil tells everyone that driving in California traffic this summer will basically turn you into a cannibal....Phil remembers his mom and dad's Brazilian samba records...Mavis Leonard calls to say Michael Jackson should work his way back into show biz by doing a minstrel act...Larry Grover calls to say the Bush administration made the girl in Aruba disappear. He tells Phil with more discussions like that, Air America stations are bound to keep him.....Phil mentions the pictures on the website from Tucson which prompts Bud to ask why no one in the crowd is laughing. Caller Dean Wheeler wonders if nerve gas was being used.....Golfer Jim Fry, supposedly born without any arms, shows Phil how to hold a golf club with his teeth. David G. goes ballistic when Jim tells Phil to "put the shaft in his mouth...."
Hour One:Rudy Canosa, owner of Je t'aime Lingerie discussed the Minutemen, a citizens group patrolling the border of Mexican looking for illegals. Rudy said that if they kept up that kind of pressure, illegals already in the United States would get upset and we might see more "fingers in bowls of chili."Hour Two:Bob Green, owner of Frazier Foods, is, once again, being sued for sexual harassment; this time by a group of female customers who claim that, over the years, he has engaged in suggestive behavior. Their claims included an accusation that he had "Ladies Shopping Day" where he would offer free popscicles to women at the door and then photograph them throughout the store sucking on them. Another claim stated that Green would approach women customers and ask if they "knew where the corn was." And finally, he had two women pose with corn dogs dipped in mayo under the pretense of it being a promotional picture.Hour Three:Phil hits a couple of funniest lines. The RC Collins calls to report on the big Star Wars Convention over the weekend. Phil later raps about how the Star Wars films contain graphic racial stereotyping and will probably be seen as the "Mein Kampf" of their day. Mavis Leonard calls to say she found part of an orangutan in her Wendy's chili. The Cowboy Jim Show finds Cowboy Jim getting thrown off the air for emphasizing the fact that Cinco De Mayo celebrates the Mexicans defeat of a FRENCH force at Puebla, Mexico in 1862. Then David G. Hall, after Bud squeals, rips Phil for laughing about a proposed Dr. Laura promotional poster showing her in a karate stance. Phil promises Bud he'll kill him with a phone chord.
Hour One:Mavis Leonard, an elderly African American listener, calls Phil to say that Martha Stewart should still be in prison because if it were Oprah Winfrey, she's be "in the hole for thirty days and then cast down with the Sodomites." We then had a listener flashback request for the famous "Kiss The Gunner's Daughter" line with R.C Collins and Harvey Weirman.Hour Two:The hour kicked off with American Idol auditions featuring Lloyd Bonifide singing "Eye of the Tiger," Margaret Grey singing "Hello," R.C. singing "Tell Her About it" and Ted Bell singing "Manic Monday." The judges are Phil, Bud and David G. Hall. During the competition, as usual, Margaret and Lloyd almost get into a fist fight. Phil then talks about the horrifying story of a guy getting his face chewed off by a chimp and then welcomes on Steve Riesling of the San Diego Zoo who can't remember what a baboon or orangutan are called and spaces on what you call a giraffe.Hour ThreeArt Bell Coast to Coast starts the hour. General Johnson Jameson has been manipulating the brain of a monkey to see if it can communicate with humans. After General Jameson's final series of tests the monkey emerges from the gurney with a crisp, Oxford, England accent and twice the brains of Jameson and proceeds to kick the Generals' be-hind at scrabble. Phil then gives Bud more crap about his Babe of the Week, Paula Zahn and then he talks about the Italian journalist wounded in Iraq. Brass calls to say enough with the scores, he wants to hear more about Kobe's private life and then Phil closes out with a talk about how the NBA is probably the most criminal enterprise in America today.
Hour 1Mr Steven Bosell with another lawsuit. This one is against, incredibly, his five year old nephew for pointing at Steve's "lower body" and saying "shooting blanks" because that's what the little guy heard his aunt talking about. Steve is sure the kid is trying to humiliate him as a way of getting back at Steve for being drunk behind the wheel the night his father died 4 years ago. Steve is trying to "come at" the kid so the kid knows "it's on" in case the kid has anything in mind that's a bit heavier, like sitting in his car seat behind Steve all innocent and then suddenly driving a pencil into Steve's medulla. Phil then waxed grateful over how clean the studio was since he, Pelton and Neumann all couldn't get rid of a cold due to pollen, dust and other crap floating around in there.Hour 2Comb-Over Boy makes and appearance, once again getting it all wrong about Phil leaving KFI and going to Extra Sports AM 570. Boy says he is jealous of Phil's talent, sense of humor and over all superiority to Boy and so Boy is bitter. His callers point out he was also wrong about John and Ken leaving KFI. Boy breaks down and weeps his way through the end theme to his show. We then have a Herb Sewell listener flashback and Phil talks about his friend taking New England and giving the points in the Super Bowl and getting hosed. Charlie the Complainer calls to complain about the fact that with Phil going to Extra Sports AM570 he won't be able to complain about him being on KFI. David G. calls up and agrees with the caller, as usual. Phil reads an e-mail from an African American listener in Iceland, a first. Then Hal and Viola call to verify what station Phil is going to and in the process crash their airplane again.....Hour 3Jeff Dowder calls to talk about Go Daddy.Com, the business with the Super Bowl commercial that got yanked. he says they don't even exist. Then he gets confused about how he is supposed to tune his radio to another station to hear Phil. Mavis Leonard calls and, with her nephew Robert watching "Cops" in the background, she claims that at the Super Bowl half-time show, Paul McCartney "pulled it out of his fly." A man named John Benzinger calls to say he thought the entire halftime show was great if only McCartney hadn't "gone to the bathroom on stage." Darren Brown of C93 in Pierre, South Dakota calls to complain about Phil plugging his new LA station without giving him equal time. Bud goes through the phone again and kills him. Phil goes through the phone after Bud to help dispose of the body then tells Bud to get out of the phone. Phil then talks tequila, goes into more inventions of African Americans trying to educate Bud from his racist ways and explains to Bud why everyone hates Starbucks but still goes there.
Monday, February 2, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is suing CBS because he hosted a lavish Superbowl party at his house with the Lingerie Bowl at halftime, but his guests left to see someone's Tivo replay when they heard about Janet Jackson. Hour 3: Mavis Leonard says that society tolerates the Janet Jackson incident only because it's a white man ripping off a black woman's clothes.
Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-11 hour three. Carwash terrorist scare. Hour 2: Clara Bingham is a teacher who tapes her students mouths shut, because you don't tell her what to do. Hour 3: Chris Norton lists 14 reasons why women are attracted to him and why he's slept with 979 women. He's not circumcised and has a musk scent. The show closes with Mavis Leonard's tidbits.
Friday, October 25, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Peter and Paul" Dintino Hour 1: Phil begins with some news about the snipers and the Nation of Islam. Phil takes some calls on the snipers. Bob Green hates actors in a flashback. Joe Dickhead & The Professor, Live from a roller-coaster at New York, New York in Vegas with NFL Picks. Hour 2: Mavis Leonard says senior citizens are saddened the sniper has been caught, because it was so enjoyable to watch on TV. Flashback with Jeff Dowder and his haunted mansion. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler is on about his book “Healing in Distress” as he prepares women for the inevitable infidelity by their husbands. R.C. Collins sneaks in to talk about the movie he just saw (Jack Ass).
Hour 1: Pacifist Dean Wheeler (from the Northern California Rejuvenance Conference) is upset over the recent influx of public prayer. His solution is Audial Interference: covering his ears with his shoulders, holding his hands up in the air, and saying "AHHHH LAAAA AHHHAAHAA" whenever he hears anyone praying. One caller calls Phil "Mitch." Some great calls, including Milford. Then Phil talk and open calls with intermittent music. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about 9-11 and the Middle East. SECOND HALF. Mavis Leonard uses a metaphor for 9-11 of Al Qaeda, the husband, bitch-slapping Bush, the wife. Hour 3: Skippy and Frank Show, Phil talks about a web poll about gas prices and Osama. Flashback of 2001-09-28a and 2001-10-02b. SECOND HALF. Phil talks with callers to get their feedback on the show.
The first hour featured Dave Oliva from May 30, 2001. The second hour featured RC Collins from May 24, 2001. The third hour featured the Antique Roadshow/Mavis Leonard from May 16, 2001.
The show started with Mental Health on Parade with Dr. Alvin Cooper, who was in studio. Phil then went on a rant to say that "Peretta" was not a very good show. And then he gives some rumors about former TV stars. Ted Bell joined the show in the second hour to say that Jenna Bush shouldn't have been popped for underage drinking. Bar owners always let pretty minors drink to keep up business. They also kick up ugly women. Art Bell then came on to close the second hour with his Brad Pitt clothing line. Mavis Leonard closed the show. She wants to teach kids gun safety and respect. She shot the children's dog to show them, and her husband shot through his own hand.
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