Hour 1: Kurt Queedy and Guy Barton come on the show to talk about the perception of the Republican party. It's so negative that they say it needs to be shut down. The tea party people and conservatives are racist and unstable. Hour 2: Two teacher's aids are charged with abusing a special needs student. Mavis Leonard comes on the show to talk about this. She thinks it's okay to push a autistic child's head under water to discipline him. Hour 3: The two pilots that overshot the runway were found to be asleep. Phil talks about airlines and airline safety, then delivers some commentary. There are some phone calls, a Dr.Greenthumb report, and the stories we couldn't get to.

Hour 1: This hour is from March 2008. World According To segment. Phil interviews Mavis Leonard. She discusses her sister, Robert's dad, and other crazy topics. Dr.Ron Tarner comments on the death of Arthur C. Clark. Dr. Tarner doesn't like Mr. Clark because he said that there was life on the moon in his movie 2001. He also said he was a pervert because he used his telescope to look at the ladies. R.C. Collins called in to give his opinion. Towards the end, Phil discusses a story about weight based discrimination. Hour 2: This hour is from May 2008. There is some commentary on gays. A National Socialist Radio bit. Larry Klink interviews the Fuhrer and Arianna Huffington. During the last half of the hour Phil interviews Walid Shoebat. A Palestinian American Christian who converted from Islam. Hour 3: The first half of this hour is from June 2008. The second half is from December 2008. Guy Barton and Kurt Queedy come on the program to talk about a story of Pakistani men getting spa treatments. Guy and Kurt wants to introduce a bill to allow men who are prone to be in a terrorist organization to get massages. That way they may have second thoughts. During the second half of the show Bob Green comes on the program to talk about paper or plastic week. He hires developmentally disabled people at his store to bag groceries and he says that liberal places like Traders Joes where you bring your own bag, are anti-mentally retarded. News at the end of the hour. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Retired firefighter Herman Whittaker agrees with the decision to remove Jerry Lewis from the MDA telethon. "It was Jerry Lewis that caused me to thirst for comedy featuring people with their knees knocking together." Mavis Leonard called in and agreed with Hermans suggestion they hire a black host. "I vote for Johnny Depp," she said. Vernon Dozier and Father James McQuarters called the show to talk about the upcoming high school football season. Coach Dozier talked about mental toughness and Father McQuarters discussed praying for a player on the opposing team to suffer paralysis. By the end of the segment Father McQuarters was begging Coach Dozier for a drink.

Daryl Iza, a Minneosta program director, came on the show to tell Phil why he dumped the show and Ted Bell took calls from Austin Amarka and Mavis Leonard.

Reverand David Castorini shared with Phil's audience the honesty he believes qualifies him as the messenger of God's word. He told Phil that he was "very, very, very interested in Chelsea Handler" but was not aroused by her and it botherd him she dates only black men. We had Ray Orloff of the "US Taxpayers Republic" protesting the "waste of taxpayers money reopening the investigation into the death of Natalie Wood. As a way of protesting this Orloff said his group would keep telling an old joke over and over again. "What kind of wood doesn't float!?....2, 3, 4......Natalie Wood!" With Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Austin Amarka and Mavis Leonard singing an old spiritual "Loaded With The STD".

Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County joined Phil to discuss his stopping a Nativity service at Marchmont Baptist Church in Culver City to tell the congregation "it was not a Merry Christmas or a Happy New Year because of what Obama's done." Mavis Leonard joined the program. She was there that morning and remembers Larry as wearing "a short sleeve white shirt, striped tie and seer-sucker red-sstriped pants." As Larry walked out she "lit it up," or flipped him off.

Phil talked about Godzilla tonight, or as Margaret called him, "God-zura or God-zeeya." It was her opinion and Buds as well that Phil creating a photo of a giant baby sitting in downtown Tokyo would be traumatic for the Japanese people to see... Phil discussed the passing of Sheriff John Rovick, a childrens show host in Los Angeles during the fifties and sixties. Margaret then tried to sing Sheriff John's "Birthday Song" but gave it a scat feel that bugged Phil... "I gave it the Cab Callaway. Big deal," said Margaret. Herb Sewell joined the show to discuss Taliban death threats against a fourteen year old girl in Pakistan and the fact that "Phil's big mouth could get him into hot water too." Phil took a lot of heat tonight from Margaret and Bud. As he fractured his grammar at one point by saying "He don't know" Margaret remarked "Phil, you talk like you use the pages of a catalog to wipe with. My God." Speaking of wiping, Mavis Leonard expressed her disdain for the Harry Potter books saying she's torn all the pages out of those books and folded them neatly into a "stack of ass-wipes on the toilet tank. Real handy."

Tonight the election returns were pouring in and Phil and the crew looked through them. Margaret also sang another "Phan" request, "This Magic Moment," while Don Berman from channel 19 news, who used to be an opera critic listened to evaluate it. Ted Bell told Phil that Obama is still a loser because he didn't, in Ted's mind, win the popular vote. Of course, Phil told Ted the sad truth and Ted hung up. (By the way, Ted and Donald Trump were on the same page there). Mavis Leonard was also on the show to talk about her vote for Romney and how she isn't impressed in the least with Obama.

Ted Bell came on the show to talk about his aggressive business stance even in the face of an Obama reelection. In fact, Ted said that any businessman who is cutting back his business hiring or spending because Obama won "isn't worth the sweat off (his) blank-blank." (Later off air, Ted admitted the words he would not use were 'nut sack.') Mavis Leonard called the show to talk about her disappointment Romney didn't win saying her late husband owned 3 successful BP stations and Obama "burned BP out and ran them off...." Robert Green from Frazier Foods chastised General David Petraeus for not understanding a woman will offer sex and love but what she wants is information. Its like the checker from Bob's Buena Park store that he dated briefly. She always wanted to know how she could improve her checker skills on the new machines. But Bob was suspicious. One night, at a drive-in movie theater, as he leaned back in the seat trying to recreate a sexy mood from youth, Bob found out the hard way what holding back info from a girl with braces really means.....

Ray Feneen comes on with his son Todd to talk about the Hostess "Twinkie" story but reveals a much more personal problem...one that he begs Phil not to reveal... Don Berman tried to discuss the Israeli-Palestinian conflict with Phil but wound up getting beat up by "Mr. Martin," Channel 19's new owner who expected Don to pay off on a bet he lost after discovering Don bet him on a 47 year old prizefight... Mavis Leonard gave her "Beeker Brothers" Buttermilk Cornbread and Sausage Stuffing recipe, all the while telling Phil that it's her recipe but she lets the Beeker Brothers put their name on it. "Other than that I don't want to even sniff the Beeker Brothers anywhere near me on Thanksgiving or wherever I see them, that's where I'll leave them."