Vernon Dozier joined us in the first hour to discuss his "Magic Kingdom Booster Club". He thinks that people need to show more respect for Disney and all they have given us. "Ice cream in cups, color film deodorant, etc." All of them came from Disney. Show some goddamn respect. Dean Wheeler started the second hour. His wife killed his daughter with his tie and tried to hang him on it. There was a big struggle between his wife and 18 month old daughter. RC Collins then interviewed Phil and asked "Why you tell everyone how you do show?" The final hour consisted of a rant, "true talent or steaming pantload", and Bud Dickman's "Weekly Top 10".

The first hour featured Dave Oliva from May 30, 2001. The second hour featured RC Collins from May 24, 2001. The third hour featured the Antique Roadshow/Mavis Leonard from May 16, 2001.

The first hour featured Colleen Kristen Brewster from June 11, 2001. The second hour featured Bud Dickman, RC Collins, and a rant from May 30, 2001. The third hour featured Brass Villenheuva from June 7, 2001.

Phil took today off. The first hour was Assassination Radio: Michael Jackson will tour. Also, RC Collins' Black Youth Leader from 4/17 hour 1. Dave Oliva from 3/28 hour 1. And Lloyd wrapped things up from 3/26 hour 3.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."

Jay Santos kicked off the show. He wanted to say something to the old people in the audience who use their RVs to go to Yellowstone, etc. Jay thinks that they should spend that gas money visiting their grandkids instead of making the young family spend money to visit them! Lloyd Bonafide joined us in the second hour to announce that he's gone completely manual in his house. He sweats his ass off and his neighbors while his neighbors are using all kinds of juice. RC Collins wrapped up the second hour with his weekly Sopranos report. Phil then went on a rant about the power outages. Steve Bosell called in during the third hour to talk about his son being bullied at school. He wants to dress his son up like a mobster so the bullies will leave him alone.

David G. Hall started the show to ask Phil why he wasn't doing schtick about Perry Como dying. Bud then talks about Como's songs. Phil then went into a rant about playing the game Taboo with the kids and having to describe Heffner. The oldest kid describes him as a "pimp", which is different from how Phil's generation saw him. Steve Bosell wrapped up the first hour to talk about his wife's dad visiting from Houston. Steve wants to do business with him, but doesn't know who he roots for in basketball, so he's worried that his father-in-law won't like him if he roots for the wrong team. Bob Green joined us in the second hour as a sports agent. He said that Rodman's 40th B-day bash was busted up by cops. It's racial profiling. Then RC Collins gave his weekly Sopranos Report. Phil then had some comments on the Blake murder. And David G. Hall wrapped up the show to tell Phil that it was the best hour of talk radio that he's ever done.

Doug Dannger kicked off the show to say that gay athletes should stay in the closet so they don't cause straight guys to go into slumps because they're worried that gay guys are lookin' at their butts. RC Collins then came on the show to give his pre-Sopranos report. Phil then took calls from listeners for the rest of the hour to talk tabout the Sopranos. Chris Norton started the final hour. He said that you should dress nice because then you can treat a date pretty much anyway you want. Like callin' her a bitch. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

Brad Riffkin started the show by saying that Italians don't mind being called Dego or Wop or Guinnea. You can't call Jews "kike" or blacks the "N" word, but you can call the Dego oily. RC Collins joined us in the second hour to give his Sopranos Report of the season finale. Some listeners then called in to talk about the finale. Herb Sewell came on in the final hour to talk about the energy crisis. Herb thinks that energy is simply going to cost more. You need to get used to it. Phil closed the show with a rant about cops filling a quota by just sitting outside of bars and giving DUIs.

RC Collins kicked off the show to say that "just say no to sex" is full of it. Teens NEED sex, because otherwise horomones will force them to have sex with animals. Larry Grover joined us in the second hour. He didn't show up for work because he's too depressed about the GOP Senator switching parties. Harvey Wireman and some other characters called in to sue Phil for making them so fucked up. Phil then went on a rant about the "no nukes" protests of the '70s, classic rock acts doing only new songs live, Newport Beach's noise laws, kids being coddled, Fox Sports show, and his childhood trip to Canada. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.