With Raj Feneen as our guest, Margaret owns up to understanding some Arabic due to an affair she had once with a Syrian gardener. In an unprecedented move, Phil kicks Margaret and General Shaw off the show after the General intimates that Margarets son, Jason Jay Delmonico, "is a little dark." Dr. Ron Tarner's live stream of Australian mature sex model Maxine Drake is threatened by a new tax on all streaming media entering or leaving Oz. RC Collins, fresh out of military academy and working for his dad, weighs in on the Flint, MI water crisis.

It's a continuation of yesterday's "French disconnect" and "Apple back door" discussion with Dr. Jim Sadler, Jay Santos, and Prof. Emory Clayton with the attendant juvenile humor. Also, listener Roy Bisky, an employee of the Tarleen County coroner, calls from the morgue with the "Listener Complaint of the Week." RC Collins calls later from the same location. Don't ask.

New virtual reality porn is being marketed by Chris Norton and one of his prospective customers is Coach Dozier. You won't believe what Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick discover about a Racine, Wisconsin teenager. And RC Collins wants to be a late night talk show host. After the show stay tuned for the BSP Classic hour, featuring a clip from Hour 1 of April 10, 2001. Bobbie Dooley recently had her nails done and asked her maid to wipe her ass after crapping because she didn’t want to ruin them. The maid refused, so Bobbie fired her. Now the maid is suing.

Does Donald Trump have something on Fox News' Roger Ailes? Bud and Don Micksa have a clue (visit @TheBudDickman on Twitter to see the clue). And Phil talks with Jeff Dowdder about his new robot, Mary. We also hear Mary speak! From the first hour of April 4, 2003 comes the BSP Classic Hour for today. RC Collins calls himself a war veteran, even though he’s just a military cadet watching the Iraq War in his dorm room. He refers to the academy as the sixth branch of the US military.