Hour 1:Chris Norton joins the program to talk about "Millennium Singles Directory", a respectful list of women's names who have been molested as a child, Chris says that based on his experience these are not good women for a relationship.Hour 2:While showing his son how to "pop the clutch" in his Corvette, restaurant owner Ted Bell accidentally hit one of his busboys in the parking lot.Hour 3:Margaret Gray sings Pink Floyd's "Welcome to the Machine" with her own lyrics. The RC Collins "Blows-A-Meter" sizes up the latest "Teachers" ratings. Phil fell off a ladder yesterday. Phil talks about how he will miss his characters after his retirement. Harvey Wireman reads from futoncritic.com. Phil mentions other radio personalities that he admires and reads some e-mail.

Hour 1:High School senior Justin McElroy doesn't want to attend Grad Night in a bus. He thinks the students should be allowed to drive themselves in their own cars. In retalliation Justin has put up an offensive website to show how angry kids are about the decision.Hour 2:Margaret Gray helps Phil reminisce about his radio days in 1990. Lloyd Bonafide wants to know if Phil read the story about Kevin Costner playing with himself at a massage parlor. A caller named Christian calls in from a newsstand where he's seen the Kevin Costner story. Charlie hates Phil's show, always has, but he always listens. RC Collins thinks Paul Newman was yankin' it at a massage parlor. Harvey Wireman says Phil's paranoid for thinking Jamie Kennedy stole his show idea from Phil.Hour 3:Pastor William Rennick weighs in on the Kevin Costner story and then sings the hits of Supertramp. Dave Oliva reads a news story about Randall "Duke" Cunningham.

Hour 1:Lloyd Bonifide got into a confrontation with a man in the locker room of a gymnasium who was not wearing any pants. Commercial for "This Is America". After Phil rants about immigration, Margaret Gray calls the show to throw in her two cents.Hour 2:Conservative Larry Grover is looking to pass a bill that will affect every Spanish only speaking family. The bill would require Spanish speaking immigrants and nationals alike to speak english in the presence of other English speaking people.Hour 3:RC Collins wrote an article in "La Opinion" that called on the president of Mexico, Vicente Fox, to quit his job and come to the US to get a job as a Gardner.