Friday, February 4, 2005 Hour 1: Chef Carl Chodilia with Six Recipes. Vernon Dozier on how to treat your wife. get in there and make me some bean dip. Hour 2: RC Collins, prep school cadet, says they are blowing off steam at the academy by breaking urinals and causing trouble because they can't go get beers and get into bar fights like the Marines. Show closes with RC Collins performing the war drum circle ceremony. Harvey Wireman says to kiss the gunner's daughter. RC Collins and Harvey break into a war song & dance number before Phil cuts them off for good. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide, Korean War vet, says Gonzales appointments will spring Mexicans into government power. Callers call him racist.

Friday, January 28, 2005 Hour 1: Tonight is an all request show, featuring bits from Austin Amarka, Bobbie Dooley, Raj Fahneen, Ted Bell, with special appearances by Hal and Viola, RC Collins, and Bud Dickman! Hour 2: The all request show continues, with classic bits from Vernon Dozier, Art Bell and General Johnson Jamison, Lloyd Bonifide, Margaret Gray, and Ted Bell. Bud calls and insists on playing the bit where he farts, and a special request from Charlie the Complainer: to speak to Lowry Mays! Hour 3: Hour three of the all request show kicks off with Vernon Dozier and “Plane go Boom.” This hour also features bits from Herb Sewell, Doug Dannger, Margaret Gray, Bobbie Dooley, Paul McNamara, and capping off the show with Margaret Gray, David G. Hall and Lloyd Bonifide in the classic “Say you say me.” Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, January 20, 2005 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier criticizes Laura Bush's bad dress. Hour 2: Love Songs With Bob. RC Collins. David G Hall says Phil must signal when using an offensive name. Hour 3: Steve Bosell on baby girl. Rileys grandma predicts Iraq pullout. Combover Boy kills self on air.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 Hour 1: The Origin of Words with Dr. Bernard Walker explores the origin of the word “inauguration.” Phil reads email critical of the previous night’s show, and then gets into it with David G. Hall. Phil plays the wrong flashback request, but it’s a good one: Bob Green is upset with people in wheelchairs getting concourse seats at the Lakers game. Earl Pants Car Talk investigates if your parents are too old to be driving. Jeff Dowder calls in to tell Phil that the reason for the swells hitting Los Angeles is due to the rising popularity of cliff diving in Japan. Hal and Viola check in on their way to Laughlin. RC Collins asks Phil about fashion designer Edith Head. Hour 2: Margaret Gray reports from Washington DC. Margaret was very pro-John Kerry during the presidential campaign in her column, and she claims that she should be allowed to carry a handgun to protect her from being sexually assaulted by Bush supporters. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler calls in from a couple’s retreat. He wants a bill sent to congress permitting Kerry supporters exempt from taxes, so they have more money for counseling and other doctor visits as the result of health abnormalities stemming from Bush winning the election. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Friday, December 31, 2004 Hour 1: Eric Hester is in production of a new reality television show called Surprise! In his show, the host will approach children and tell them that their parents have been killed. After they capture the reaction of the children, the fear and sadness, the parents will reappear and yell “Surprise,” indicating that it was all just a gag. He hopes to sign a Drew Carey or Ray Romano type to host the program, as it will soften the blow for the youngsters. Eric believes that it is an elevation of the reality genre, as programs like The Bachelor are not real situations for most people. The reality in his show is the reaction on the child’s face as they are told their parents are dead. Callers feel this will traumatize kids, but Eric argues the child will instantly relieved when a parent pops up from the coffin and says “Hey! Let’s go get some shots and beers.” Hour 2: Dr. Jim Sadler joins the program to discuss a book he wrote, which is a collection of stories and anecdotes displaying how people have changed as the result of 9/11. As Sadler explains, 9/11 motivated him to get into better shape, and he began working on his body through extensive weight training. Jim has succeeded in his training and now has the physique of a body builder. As the result, he often exercises or sunbathes on his front lawn wearing only a thong brief. Phil argues that it may be indecent exposure, but Sadler claims that anyone who is bothered by his well-oiled body in a thong is still having trouble coping with 9/11. Later, RC Collins calls in to ask Phil about the “Baby Boner Generation” which leads Phil to reflect upon getting older. Hour 3: Margaret Gray is on to discuss “Project Aware,” a group she is involved in dedicated to adjusting the English language to become more gender neutral. Margaret reveals that the word that concerns her the most is “women.” The conversation gets really weird as Margaret explains it’s only a matter of time before doctors perfect gender reassignment surgery, and women will have the luxury of attaining male genitalia. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, December 16, 2004 Hour 1: Phil welcomes Pastor William Rennick as a guest in the first hour. Pastor Rennick has a sermon he is preaching for the Christmas season called “Crisis in Faith.” In his oration, he argues that while everyone celebrated the birth of Jesus, it was a slap to the face of Joseph as his wife was pregnant with the child of another man. It did not matter that God was the father to Jesus; Joseph’s reaction should have been to put buckshot in the man who impregnated his wife. Later, Logan joins the show for “My Grandpa Says.” Hour 2: RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joins the show in the second hour. RC discusses how he strives to enter the 101st Airborne after he graduates, and go on to fight the war in Iraq. That said, he argues that people that he is fighting for are not worthy of his sacrifice for the country (spoken as if he is currently fighting.) Women have loose morals, they dress scantily clad, and they are over aggressive (all traits he does not like), stemming from them being molested at the church. Jeff Dowder comes on for Hypothetical America. Today’s topic is “What would it be like if people could fly,” and in Jeff’s scenario, the ramifications of human flight would lead to mass suicides. Hour 3: Bud reflects on Jeff’s segment from the last hour. Phil talks about video games and his new car, the 2005 convertible Jackass, and then touches on his marriage. In response, Bud plays sentimental music. Public Television presents “Fooling around with Dad’s gun,” with Brian Warshan. David G. Hall has Phil hooked up to the show monitor for being dull. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 Hour 1: Tonight Phil has a very special guest in studio - Santa Claus! Phil and Santa take phone calls from listeners, and the first caller is little Judy Horowitz; she is a 5 year old girl, but due to a birth defect, she sounds like a 52 year old man. Santa suspects it is all a set up, and kicks Phil’s ass. Phil talks about his experience at Restoration Hardware. David G. Hall comes on with an editorial comment on teenage binge drinking. Phil plays a flashback request of RC Collins and “Big Tin Wiener.” Hal and Viola check in on their way to Laughlin, asking Phil his thoughts about their nephew who raped a woman at knifepoint. Rudy Canoza calls in to sing “White Christmas.” Bob Bakian reports on the discovery of water on Mars. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association have joined the show to discuss their holiday mixer. They are encouraging Phil to come to the party so that he can meet a beautiful, young, 35 year old woman who is twice divorced. Bobbie insists that Phil needs stay active since he is having marital issues, and should get to know this young woman. We are treated to a segment of “Sew me up so tight I’m talking through a hole in my face” with Sheila Scully and Dr. Jack Briscoe. Dr. Jack gives Sheila boob implants so large she has to carry them with a wheelbarrow. Raj Faheen comes on to sing an extended version of “Saw an American.” Hour 3: Phil talks about the company Christmas party coming up that weekend. Darren Brown from C93 in Pierre, South Dakota checks in to tell Phil it takes a lot of talent to do his show, but many of the listeners and advertisers do not get it. Lonely Hearts Radio with Delilah gets a segment. Show log by Kyle Davis.