Bob Green reprises his "no corn on the cobb to people with jacked up teeth" policy, this time talking to a man who claims to have green-grey teeth and halitosis breath and who still insists on buying corn cobbs. Ted Bell with "a prominent" overbite also calls in to see if he'll qualify. "I'm Ted Bell. You're telling me I can't buy cobb?" Bobbie Dooley explains to Phil and his audience that she had to fire another illegal immigrant live-in domestic because she refused to wipe Bobbie's ass when Bobbie was unable to use her own hands due to wet nails from a manicure. Ms Dooley went on to say that there was no point in hiring American workers since "all they do is back-lip you." With Austin Amarca, Charlie LeFountain and Ralph.

David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier both ganged up on Phil to make he sure he didn't "get his cookies" reading about an Alabama man who was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game... Art Griego's "Constrictor" was demonstrated tonight. Supposedly fastened around a mans testicles and tightened, it can make a mans voice sound as high-pitched as possible. In the case of black men, as demonstrated by Milwaukee radio host Cat Sampson, it can make them sound white Phil talked about how tired he was of Jack from the Jack in the Box ads...and got into an argument with Bud, Robert and Margaret over whether he's a "Jack in the Box" or a clown.... Lindsay Lohan having been arrested in the "meatpacking district" of New York Thursday night was occasion for Margaret Grey to opine that Lohan was arrested for prostitution. "If you're arrested in the meatpacking district figure it out!"