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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Hour 1:Father McQuarters and other cardinals have joined together in Rome to discuss the sainthood of Pope John Paul the 2nd. The Father turns black whenever Phil turns the music down! Phil replies to spam e-mails. Tsunami Sam sings a song about Tom Cruise in honor of "War of the Worlds." Phil talks a little bit about the film. Jeff Dowder shares some ideas with Phil on how Al Quaida can enter the country. Hal and Viola are dragging an ad for the "17th" annual R.V. caravan behind their plane.Hour 2:Summer school teacher Vernon Dozier says his students are allowed to come to school in their bathing suits. Mavis Leonard warns not to come to Florida because of shark attacks.Hour 3:David G. Hall fires Phil for saying "Big box," right before he fires Bud and hires Harvey Wireman and Lloyd Bonifide. Margaret Grey joins us with a program called "Cavalcade of Cows." Herb Sewell joins us with a program called "Filmstars I'd like to take into my basement." Phil reads some e-mail.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Hour 1:Vernon Dozier talks about the "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland and how he's doesn't think that flying carpets show a realistic representation of the Arab world.Hour 2:Law Talk with Harvey Wireman with guest caller Jeff Dowder. Herb Sewell is on to talk about Natalie Holloway, Herb says she's dead in a bait shop. Clara Bingham, having a root canal, says that the Willy Wonka movie is racist because the Oompa Loompas resemble black slaves.Hour 3:Bob Bakian joins us from a Space Shuttle launch center to test the engine on the air. Phil rants about John and Ken. Dr.Jim Sadler is a dentist who stuck a dental pick into an Arab kids gums. Lloyd Bonifide booked a cruise in the Caribbean but encountered a Hurricane.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Hour One:Phil drinking Starbucks at 11:00 at night and still being able to go right to sleep.....Don Berman of Channel 19 talks about the special news segment coming up, "Public Pool or Public Indecency" about the skimpy bathing suits that the girls wear and his illicit relationship with one of them....Herb Sewell, calling in from Bishop, talks again about hosting the web cast, being a child molester and now a world class bass fisherman.....Phil talks about his hatred of Ben and Jerry.....Father James McQuarters morphs yet again into, alternately, an illiterate African-American and a pervert....Phil talks about going back to Mass...Hour Two:Bobbi Dooly talks with Phil about the latest teenage craze of "Dusting" while her husband, Steve, uses Dust Off in the background and listens to Pink Floyd....Hour Three:Jeff Dowder calls in from Mint Canyon to talk about a skunk he hit earlier in the evening....Vernon Dozier's license plate says GAYSSUK but according to him it's not homophobic....Chris Norton makes the Space Shuttle docking with the Space Station sound "sessual...."......Bud begins turning Phil's mike on and off unbeknownst to Phil.....Frank Gray, Margaret's husband talks with Phil about the news and, as usual, gets his genders confused.......

Monday, August 1, 2005

Hour 1:Margaret Gray, Jay Santos, Herb Sewell, Chris Norton, and Lloyd Bonifide join Phil in a roundtable discussion about Natalie Holloway at the Rusty Pelican. Ward R.Jameson with CLAP Radio says it's in bad taste to make fun of Natalie Holloway. Laurel and Hardy get blown up by an Al Qaeda backpack. Baseball News: 5 people stabbed to death at Dodger Stadium. Jack Brant tracking garbage that was released from a space shuttle.Hour 2:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.Hour 3:Dr.Dean Edell says picking your nose makes you look like a goober. Phil talks about his experience with valet parking at "Chapter 8" restaurant. Hal and Viola watched the webcast and were disappointed when they saw that Phil does the show. Frank Gray calls in to talk about Rafael Palmeiro testing positive for steroids, and as usual, gets his genders mixed up.

Friday, August 5, 2005

Hour 1:Steve Bosell is suing Coppertone because Roy Hutchins saw it dripping from his wife's face and decided to make a joke.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier thinks soccer stadiums should be spotless after games because Hispanics do domestic work.Hour 3:Phil is off to New York... The Phil Hendrie Show presents the ABSL: the American Blind Soccer League. Phil announces the winner of the Ted's of Beverly Hills contest. Phil can't wait for the Dukes of Hazard movie.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Hour One:Vernon Dozier is on the show to say he has it on good authority that most women who receive child support money spend it on lip hair removal instead of the kids......Hour Two:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.Hour Three:Steve Bosell of B&B Construction, Corona, California is contemplating a lawsuit against the Marriott Hotel chain because Mr.. Bosell couldn't perform sexually with his wife in a Marriott Hotel room knowing there was a bible in a drawer close by.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Hour 1Phil is on reporting from San Diego, while attending a Special Education Miniature Golf Tournament. Phil get's kicked in the nuts. Phil talks about his vacation in New York and how he saw a lot of plays, he thinks it is a great city to live in because there are no race riots. David G. Hall comes on in the middle of Phil talking and ask Phil if he is going to be updating the listeners all night about New York. Pastor William Rennick comes on to share his great idea. He has decided to raise money at the race track for his youth center.Hour 2Rudy Canosa joins Phil to talk about his gas station. He decided to do a promotion with Skippy and Frank. He is giving free gas to women who flash against the service window. Listeners complain because they say his promotion is based on sex. Phil reads an e-mail from April in Salt Lake City. Frank Gray comes on to talk to Phil about his New York trip. Frank suffers from gender confusion.Hour 3Frank Gray is on and beats up Margaret Gray his wife. Phil reads a few of the funniest lines from past shows submitted by listeners via backstage pass e-mail. Phil reads a hate letter about his blog, and Bud decides to be funny and plays "Just the Way You Are". Phil talks about the book he read about Alexander Hamilton's biography. Phil paid his respects while in New York. Vernon Dozier joins Phil to talk about his football team. He wants to name the team "The Jihadists." Phil talks about catholic schools and finishes the hour talking about the Top 5 funniest shows on television.

Friday, January 30, 2004

Friday, January 30, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier doesn't want to help with his premature baby in the ICU because of the Superbowl. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Hour 1:Phil talks about his blog and listener's favorite character quotes on the internet. General Gayland Shaw asks Phil if Mardi Gras will be happening this year, blames Bush for Hurricane Katrina. Phil reads some news and e-mail. Joe Dickhead and the Professor give their NFL picks live from the Tower of Terror at Disneyland.Hour 2:Elementary school crossguard Vernon Dozier is giving parents 7 seconds to get their kids out of the car before he takes over the automobile.Hour 3:Steve Bosell is suing Kenny Rogers Roasters as well as his wife because of a humiliating incident that occurred there this past weekend involving a lost wallet. Coast to Coast with Art Bell: Art and General Johnson Jameson attempt to make contact with the ghost of Bob Denver.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Hour 1:Brad Rifkin comes on to tell Phil the school does not want him to carpool. He also tells Phil it is because he keeps harassing a boy in the carpool. Callers phone in and tell Brad he is a bully, and says it is not nice. One callers goes so far as to say he belongs in jail.Hour 2:Brass Villanueva is on to talk about how he almost drowned and how 2 lifeguards gave him C.P.R. Of course he thinks something was wrong with the way they handled it and says he was double teamed. Callers get annoyed and call Phil and Brass saying he is an idiot for wanting to die rather than receive C.P.R. because he is Mexican. Gabby believes Brass is insecure! Phil closes the hour with what is coming up in the remaining 2 hours.Hour 3:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.

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