Ted Bell announces he'll be selling horse steak after Congress lifts a ban on horsemeat inspection that clears the way for the sale of horsemeat for human consumption. The only caveat for Ted is that Phil and his callers not actually say the words "horse" or horsemeat." One competing restaurant in Beverly Hills leaked word that Ted is selling "jack ass steak." Finally Ted raised the ire of a few callers when he assured Jewish listeners that horse is kosher.

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Tonight Jay Santos explained why he was asking people the simple question "What are you doing here" as they stood in line for Black Friday sales when everyone is supposed to be broke. Then Dr. Ron Tarner complained to Phil about how his son and his ex-girlfriend almost lost their place in line on Black Friday trying to help a guy who died of a heart attack. "The guy got out of a car with Virginia license plates," said Ron. "All that grease he was eating did it!"

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When a female customer comes into Frazier Foods and asks Bob Green "Where are your meat thermometers" Bob claims he heard "Where's your meat thermometer" and assumes the womans hitting on him. Bob responds by looking between his legs and making tongue-licking faces at his produce guys. The woman accuses Bob of sexual harrassment and the fun begins..... With Vernon Dozier and his brother Charlie "Ding Ding" Dozier.

When does a child cheating on an exam become just a means of survival? When child actor Jason Jay Delmonico does it. At least that's what his mother Margaret Grey claimed during our show tonight. Responding to arrests made on Long Island of students cheating on SAT's Margaret claimed that her son Jason cheating was different. "He's an actor. He's got no choice"

Steve Bosell laughed when he heard that Michelle Obama was booed at a NASCAR event on Sunday. Well, that was all Steve's politically correct and progressively indoctrinated daughter April Jr. needed to hear. She reported Steve to her teacher and to her principal, the mysterious "Erica Dorton." With Dorton calling at night and breathing into the phone and the kids in April Jr.'s class going Hitler Youth on him, Steve's in a real heap!

Bobbie Dooley told Phil tonight that people are going to now regret the horrible things they said about "JoPa," Joe Paterno that is, since he's been diagnosed with cancer. "Their horrible accusations will make the cancer grow and eat his brain." Chris Norton, aspiring adult film star and filmmaker, came under fire tonight for saying that while he's produced "The Anal 8" a  porn superhero film, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt 1" is the real porn since it's slicked up porn for teenagers. Norton maintained that kids, after watching humans "have ses" with vampires, will go out into the night looking for rabid dogs to "have ses with and get the Rage Virus."