Bobbie Dooley believes Laura Croft is real and has died from a drug overdose. Well, her real name is Glenda Cuntington, and she was living with her sister at Western Estates, but it's her. Frank Grey is out hacking up Rancho Park, but is also weighing in on what he calls "the madness of Donald Trump." Bud has a new feature, Cops Highlights, where he describes "the coolest uses of tasers."

Phil brings on Ted Bell and Dr. Jim Sadler to gingerly explain why it's not a good idea for Ted's Of Beverly Hills to sponsor the Special Olympics. Vernon Dozier weighs in on Deflategate, but Margaret proves to be far more interesting on the subject. Art Griego, retired pilot, finds the possible discovery of debris from Malaysia Airlines 370 too much to bear.

Phil talks with Jay Santos about the Citizens Auxiliary Police efforts at getting guns off the street, including "the spread," "the flare-out," "the fan-out," and "the hustle." Later Pastor Rennick and Clara Bingham are "watching the Amy Schumer situation carefully. Nothing in this world can send a man straight to hell faster than a blond with a big butt."

Harvey Weirman is seemingly chased by the mouth siren cop until the whole thing is exposed as schtick! Rudy Canosa's nephew Rafael is back with a song about Rudy buying a piece of Ted Bell's Prime Rib Room. Doug Dannger debates Steve Bosell on the implications of an off-hand remark made in Ethiopia. (Hint: It had to do with Donald Trump's ancestry)

Phil comments on the film "Deranged" (Idaho Transfer), a movie directed by Peter Fonda and featuring a machine that moves people molecularly from one place to the next. Women can only wear panties while transferring.

Phil talks about a radio biz interview he was asked to do while David G. Hall agonizes over the fact he declined it. Later Mavis Leonard "debates" Larry Grover on what the Republican Party is. The mouth siren cop pulls Larry over...