The digital console in the studio blew a fuse last night, so we've got a "Best Of" for today's show. Alex is hoofing it out to Orange County to pick up a new one, so if all goes according to plan, we should be back with a new show for tomorrow. It’s Dr Ed Elcott taking on the various critics of ELCOTT: The Next Step, what are called Blasphema Grade AA Jumbo and their lies, referred to in ELCOTT as Slobber or Slabber. One of the critics, by the way, is Ed’s nephew Mike from Denver. Then for our BSP Classic Hour, Austin Amarka says he has a right to free speech, so quit telling him to "shush" in the movie theater. From April 2004.

Phil and the BSPs chat it up again about HendrieCon and watch a linked video involving a guy named David Hall sent in by Phil_Phan that's pretty funny... And from April 2002 comes Jay Santos, who is inspecting kids cracks for hidden contraband drugs. He’s looking for “Smack-Mules” where heroin hidden in the underwear of children. In honor of Passover, there won't be a Saturday Cinema tonight. Come on back next week when we resume screening these timeless “classics.”

A visit to Ted's of Beverly Hills. Phil talks to Chef Carl Chodillia about his new restaurant, "Chef Chod's." Also RC Collins is working temporarily with Rudy Canosa at the Ted's bar. And we meet RC's dad, Chris Collins. Then for the BSP Classic Hour it's Bobbie Dooley, who joins the program to discuss a paralyzed firefighter that lives in her community who she is trying to keep from installing a wheelchair ramp at his house. From April 2000.

"Jim Steele's Live Again" debuts, a health and fitness show. Steele has a former MMA & prize fighter in to get a "makeover" from a health & fitness guru, which includes lowering an eye that's higher than the other one and a facial called "Ape Attack." Then from April 2006 comes the BSP Classic Hour. High school teacher Vernon Dozier recently hit a parked car in the student lot, got out, and left a fake phone number on the windshield. Vernon says the only witness was a student who he claims tried to blackmail him.

Happy Weed Day. The two founders of Ben and Jerry's are arrested in DC & Dr. Jim Sadler discusses what he considers to be their sheer hypocrisy. Reverend Dave Castorini can spot a fellow pastor who's in the closet. Don Berman's always wanted a Ferrari, and when he hears of one crashing, he gets emotional. And the BSP Classic Hour comes from April 2003 featuring Margaret Gray, who says she believes Scott Peterson’s claims of love for his wife (that he allegedly killed), and says he is innocent.