Hour 1:"The Silly String Incident" Steve Bosell calls the program traumatized after his home was vandalized with silly string on Halloween night. Steve considers this a personal attack against him since none of the other homes on the street were burglarized.Hour 2:Phil talks about the passing of Walter Peyton, and other great football stars of the 70's. Phil wants to know, what happened to all the trick or treaters on Halloween?Hour 3:"Stankafacation" Jay Santos comments on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo. Jay says a photo of "beastly" girls could be a concern to public safety.

Hour 1:Phil talks about the plane crash in Pt. Magu and the chili cook-off last weekend. Vic Prell lends a hand with some background music and Austin Amarka chimes in from San Antonio. Bobbie Dooley joins the program to talk about her Superbowl party buffet, sheHour 2:Bobbie Dooley is offering a gourmet cooking class because most wives don't know how to cook for their husbands (cont'd) Phil wants to know, in a world where normal physics exist... how is it possible that the Rams won the Superbowl? Phil reminisces over pHour 3:"Born Again Football Players" Jay Santos says pro football player Kurt Warner made it to the Superbowl as a result of turning his life over to Jesus Christ. Jay believes athletes can be more successful in their careers if they simply covert to Christianit

Hour 1:Phil gives his listeners an update on his Sears washing machine situation and complains about having to walk down the street to get his mail. Phil tries his hand at doing some movie trailer voiceovers and discusses the works of composer John Williams.Hour 2:"P.U.N.K. Checkpoints" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joins the program. They will be running "P.U.N.K. Checkpoints" this upcoming weekend, pulling over drivers who are wearing wife-beaters, tattoos, and LA Raider hats.Hour 3:Phil announces the winners of the upcoming Academy Awards based upon inside information. Phil speaks with Lil' Ian Anderson who believes he may be offspring of Screaming Jay Hawkins.

Hour 1:Dr.Jim Sadler is proposing a radical new idea to help cut back on health care costs: giving women dental and breast exams on the same doctors visit!Hour 2:Jay Santos joins the program, he and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will be voluntarily patrolling this years Democratic National Convention. Jay says that if a delegate runs too long with a speech he'll get cracked in the back of the head. Phil talks abouHour 3:Program director David G. Hall wants Phil to host a male beefcake pageant live on the air to an attempt to get women to listen to the show. Bud Dickman's Top 10 Head Injuries.

Hour 1:Conservative Dean Wheeler joins the program, he is proposing that observers monitor a revote in Florida because of the fact that Democrat seniors vote so poorly. Phil rants about Al Gore.Hour 2:Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates joins the program to explain why she slapped her friend and threw away her medication to cure her depression. Phil talks about his families thanksgiving gathering.Hour 3:Phil welcomes Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay will be spot checking supermarkets to make sure customers are buying fresh food. Phil talks about stretching in TV and bad movies.

Hour One:Jay Santos and his Citizens Auxiliary Police sub commanders are going to go into hotel restaurants and interview couples to see if they are married. If they are they can check into the hotel. If they are not...well...as Jay says "we've got a situation." Earl pants Car Talk featured Earl complaining that he needed Viagra after seeing how his girlfriend looked longingly at some dudes new Mercedes SLR McLaren while she sat in what Earl thought was a pretty hot car, his Camaro. Father James McQuarters came on and talked about what a traitor Corey Feldman is to Michael Jackson and then Phil rapped about Maria being up at Pebble Beach interviewing celebs at the AT&T Pro-Am.Hour Two:Chris Norton, a good-looking young telemarketer from Redondo Beach was on to comment on the recent female teacher/male underage student sexual scandals that have been prominent in the news. His take was its all the kids fault since these old ladies can't resist a young hunk...at least that's how it was for Chris and his 8th grade teacher, Mrs. Gladway, who took one look at how "evident" Chris was in his slacks and was on him. Our listener flashback was the classic Sylvia/David bit where caller Sylvia tells our own David G. Hall she is going to taker her high heel off and jam it in his eye. Then the Comb-Over Boy show featured 'Boy explaining the high comedy art of the "How you doing Tom?/Do you care" exchange.Hour Three:Our last hour kicked off with Love Songs and Bob telling everyone who doesn't have a date this Valentines Day that they are losers. he takes calls from people and suggest ways they can "pop their corks." Kenny Rogers comes on and does another "Holiday" special, this one for Valentines Day featuring the same unending laundry list of D grade TV stars like Vicki Lawrence and Cheryl Ladd. On Harvey Weirman's Senior Chat, Harvey's guest is Paul Rogers, who has written the book "Stuck Accelerator: The Conspiracy Against Seniors." Paul explains that all seniors know the brake is on the right and the accelerator on the left but Detroit lies to them and tells them its the other way around. David G. hall comes on and makes Phil read off the call letters of all of his affiliates since he's been going on and on about his move to Extra Sports AM570, KLAC. Did we mention that Phil is moving, February 21st to Extra Sports AM 570? Gene Klein, professional ass kisser winds up the show with his advice on kissing the bosses ass. Example: Any joke that starts out with "...there was this hair lip, see...." is a sure winner.