Chef Chodillia makes beans and rice… from a box of Zatarain’s. Phil checks in with Jay Santos and the boys up in Oregon. Dr. Ron Tarner is pissed that he has to miss his vacation because North Korean bomb data has to be analyzed. Ron takes out his frustrations on a doll he made that laughs when it’s kicked down some stairs… Originally aired January 7, 2016. It's a BSP Classic Show from December, 2004 with Justin McElroy protesting the ROTC, on campus, Bobbie Dooley worrying about the year 2050, and Austin Amarka at a 4th of July party...

Phil checks in with the traffic trio of Bob Bakian, Sky Boy, and Boyd “Sky Baby” Sweetan. By the sound of it, things aren’t going so well… Then it’s a quick visit with Jay Santos and Brilly Hansen in Burn, OR as they monitor the militia thing happening there. Meanwhile, Bobbie Dooley and husband Steve talk about their new campaign, “guns don’t kill people, bullets do.” Originally aired January 6, 2016. The BSP Classic Hour: Steve Bosell joined the show in the second hour to say that he was inspired by Lance Armstrong. He bought $3,000 in cycling gear. Hutchins asked if, like Armstrong, he fit into the tight shorts because he only had one nut too. From July, 2001.

Citizens Auxiliary Police spokesman Jay Santos talks about recognizing a "joyhole" when a security guard is caught masturbating at a San Diego Chargers game. Margaret Grey and the panel comment on an ignoramus interviewing Jerry Lewis for the Hollywood Reporter . Harvey Weirman discusses the North Carolina "bathroom law." The BSP Classic Hour is from December 22, 2000. Chris Norton gives a “not non-hanky” co-worker a gift basket of vibrators for Christmas and she’s suing.

It's Tom Cattan and Jay Santos, who were at Phil's Improv show. Jay had a problem getting people to take him seriously. Tom was pitching his new "handful of grain for a handful of brain... and Vernon Dozier had had it with Phil's "world football" talk." Today's Classic Hour is from December, 2005. Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills joins the show. He is upset because he was caught sleeping with fat women in the liquor closet. Ted thinks his wife is wrong and should not be upset with him.

A year ago, Phil was melting down in studio as he screwed up one attempt at Chris Pootay after another. Watch the video with a BSP or listen free on our Soundcloud player!" "The BSP Classic Hour features Jay Santos from November, 1999 commenting on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo. Jay says a photo of 'beastly' girls could be a concern to public safety.

The Dooleys are running an auction to help the Focus Foundation, established to teach women how to just ignore being groped and 'probed' and get on with life's bigger challenges ... Jay Santos talks about the Citizens Auxiliary Police keeping celebrity roasts from going overboard... Did you know Ted Bell also invented the iceberg lettuce wedge with blue cheese dressing and black pepper? He did. He calls it the "Tedge." The BSP Classic Show is from October, 2002. Margaret Gray runs over a homeless girl while drunk. Steve Bosell thinks the media is using words that are too advanced when describing the beltway sniper.

It's a continuation of Dave Castorini recounting his harrowing journey to religious salvation. Trying to cut off his pinky finger, his motorcycle accident and Professor Emory Clayton briefly becoming a member of Castorini' 'cult' in Arizona. The BSP Classic Hour is from 1999. Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police discusses security measures he had to take when he found marital aids in a drawer in the house of one of his fellow officers.

It's an "As You Like To Hear Them," the interview show where the subject must tell the truth. This week, Hillary Clinton. Jay Santos talks about a phishing operation he put in with the Citizens Auxiliary Police and Bobbie and Steve Dooley find a hotel that takes cats!" "For the BSP Classic Hour Bobbie Dooley finds pornography in her sons room featuring African American women. Bobbie fears voodoo."

From one year ago Phil talks to Halsey Morris who owns a pumpkin patch up north and who invites children under 10 to wander into the patch and pick a pumpkin. But watch out for Pumpkin Head Man! Or so he says. Also memories of the Milwaukee Lions as Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson give a game recap and a fight that ensued with the head coach. For our BSP Only Classic Hour, we head to September 2005 Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary police are patrolling the scene of the Southern California fires looking for “fire bugs”, the kind people that start fires.

Phil chats with subscribers about ongoing issues, opinions, ideas and flummery and then for our BSP Classic show we visit September, 2003 and Jay Santos' citizens auxiliary police speeding cars up through school zones so pervs don’t get a chance to ‘pull an apple from the tree’.