It was Ted Bell tonight, president of the Beverly Hills Automoble Association, protesting the high number of tickets police seem to give to drivers in Mercedes and other "HPV" cars (High-performance vehicles) Ted feels that if a man drives an HPV (His is a 55 T-Bird, two-tone) he is more likely to drive safely. Why would he want to wreck a beautiful car while people that drive "Smart Cars and PT Cruisers probably can't wait to wreck them." Later it was Harvey Weirman, retired attorney. Phil discussed with Harvey the case of a firefighter putting the video of a fatality crash on YouTube and how the victims parents saw it. Harvey mentioned a case he's involved in. An old man drove his car into a "vegetable mart" while the man's grandson video-recorded the whole event, then later gave it a soundtrack and put it on YouTube. "That's different though" said Harvey. "The kid did that to reach out to anyone his grandfather hit so they could get their contact info. Not to pay for damages. Just to acknowledge they did in fact contact his grandfathers car in an unfortunate manner and he and his grandfather are sorry they did that."

We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs'  "Movers and Shakers" list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed "eye crimp, head dent and sag." Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner's next move should be. Harvey doesn't think quitting or even arrest is the answer. "What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?" Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars....heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

Chris Norton of Norton 'Splodes Adult Entertainment joined Phil for a frank discussion of just how much money Chris' company has offered Casey Anthony for a "gonzo shoot." Chris said that while he can't pay her a lot of money she would have the confidence of knowing he is starring in it with her, shooting it, directing it, producing it and he owns the company. "Everything to soup to nuts..." Harvey Weirman, attorney at law, broke down the Casey Anthony jury's performance for Phil and analyzed the lawyers. Mr. Werman was particularly critical of Jose Baez's team calling it "a menagarie of freaks" from Dorothy Sims and "her Bozo hair" to Anne Frinell whom Harvey referred to as "It's Pat" to Cheney Mason, a guy Harvey said was "such a big liar I don't even think that's his real name."

Reverand David Castorini is concerned about a new orangutan exhibit at the Indianapolis Zoo. According to the Reverand, watching primates seduces humans into identifying with them and hence we, as humans, start believing in the theory of evolution. Castorini told Phil that sometimes, when he gets depressed, he goes to the zoo to look at the monkeys and cheer himself up. Ultimately though he winds up wanting an ape to "rule over me."  Harvey Weirman, Marine veteran and retired lawyer, joined Phil to discuss the attack on Pearl Harbor 70 years ago today. Harvey said he is tired of "having to remember a defeat. We got caught with our shorts around our ankles as if we were shuffling down the hall for toilet paper." Harvey wound up playing the Japanese national anthem telling Phil 'these are the guys we should be honoring. We got our asses handed to us!"