Hour 1:Child psychologist Dr. Jim Sadler discusses a 12 year old patient of his that sees dead people. Dr. Sadler has decided to turn his story into a movie. The PHS presents: Jim Deal's Exotic World of Wild Animals. Jeff Dowder calls in while celebrating 4/20, he's got a question about Suri Cruise.Hour 2:Ted Bell is upset that his two year old daughter Victoria is picking up Spanish words from their nanny, Ted says there's a certain cultural line that should never be crossed.Hour 3:Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell: Art discusses his 20 year old Filipino bride. Jeff Dowder and RC Collins are going to Aruba to find Natalie Holloway, Lloyd Bonifide says they may come back with shrunken heads. Chris Norton has a new porn movie coming out with actors named Bea Arthur and Johnny Walnuts.

Hour 1:Jeff Dowder says the Morman Church is in upheaval. They're leaving town because they found out Indians have Chinese blood, not Mediterranean blood. Phil plays the Mint Green Jingle submitted by a listener from Sweetfeatheryjesus.com. David G. Hall plays the "Saw an American" jingle and then Raj Faneen calls in to sing it. Phil plays a clip of Combover Boy. Jeff Dowder comments on the 1 million dollar Ferrari that crashed on the P.C.H.Hour 2:High School senior Justin McElroy doesn't want to attend Grad Night in a bus. He thinks the students should be allowed to drive themselves in their own cars. In retalliation Justin has put up an offensive website to show how angry kids are about the decision.Hour 3:Bobbie Dooley tells Phil her doctor diagnosed her with colon cancer three days ago, then she says that she's only joking. Bobbie wants Phil's listeners to know that you don't have to worry about getting colon cancer as long as you don't eat like Katie Couric.