The first hour featured Brad Riffkin from May 21, 2001. The second hour featured Jay Santos from May 17, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Saddler from May 30, 2001.

Phil took Friday off for "Pearl Harbor" movie day. The first hour featured Jay Santos from April 27, 2001; the "siphoning gas" bit. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder from April 23, 2001. The third hour featured Chris Norton from May 3, 2001.

The show started with David G. Hall, who was on to tell Phil to pander to conservatives by saying that it's good Bush apologized to keep Jesse Jackson from stealing attention. Phil walks out and leaves David to play harmonica. Jay Santos joined us in the second hour. He said that you can't blame the Cincinnati cop for shooting the unarmed black kid. You see, Cincy cops come from Northern Kentucky and are hillbillies, who are too stupid to know the difference. RC Collins kicked off the third hour to say that "respect policies" suck. RC thinks that he's lived more than his teachers. He's had cancer, his parents divorced, kidney failure, etc. What are they gonna be able to teach him after all that? They should call him "sir". Phil wrapped up the show with a rant about FCC indecency rules getting more strict. They now have huge microphones and reel to reel tapes that can hear every conversation, public or provate, taking place.

Raj Feneen and Jeff Dowder kicked off the show with a debate about U.S. military preparedness. Raj thinks that the U.S. military is crap and that the accidents in the military prove it. Jeff eventually admits that Raj is kicking his ass... The second hour featured Roland Schwinn and his "Stocks & Cash" newsletter. Roland thinks that Phil's audience doesn't understand the market, and questions why he is even on the air. Jay Santos closed the show. He said that you never say no to buying girl scout cookies, because they take a peek in purses if they are refused. They actually took a woman and strip searched her.

Jay Santos started the show to talk about Taco Bell's recent promotion. He feels that if Taco Bell has to give out free tacos then riots might ensue across America. There should be flare drops, wallet/purse checks, etc. The second hour started with Dean Wheeler, who was on the show to discuss the ethnicity of the recent school shooters. They're invariable white. Dean thinks that white kids have too much affluence, video games, etc. White kids want to be, and should be, more like black kids who don't shoot up schools. Roland Schwinn was on to finish up the second hour and discuss the recent layoffs in corporate America. He thinks that you should fire the line workers, but you should NEVER fire the executives. The final hour featured calls from the listeners to talk to Phil.